IrReSiStIbLe
Senior Don Juan
I have a friend with two strangely contradictory reputations. First is as a guy with a very small d1ck. A teeny weeny peenie. Second is as a guy who scores with the babes. He not only admits to both, he boasts about it. Reckons he can have any woman he chooses. He just won't shut up about it. So i put him to the test. We're out at this pub and he's crapping on as ussual and i finally just point at this frighteningly pretty woman and say, "right, ten minutes, go for it". they leave together about 20 minutes later. i couldnt believe it. I HAD TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!. He tells me the next day; he buys her dinner, takes her dancing, gets her home and they work themselves into a frenzy on the shag pile. He's taken her dress off and then he's stripped naked himself. That's when she sits bolt upright, points at his micro d1ck and says: "Who the F**k do you think you're going to satisfy with that?" and it doesn't faze him at all, he looks back at her, grins and says... "Me".
