club game 101

[nightcrawler]

this is a thread for club game.

Being only 24 and only having numerous love affairs, I've actually never tried clubs. Howver my friend tells me it's full of nsa opportunities.

you: "are any of those guys your bf"
her: "nah"
you: "oh ok cuz I don't like getting into trouble...i mean i do sometimes but u know"
her: "yea no worries babez i don't have a bf. I'm drunk and my ***** is wet wanna come back to my place and have sex with me?"
you: "hellz yea"

you: "is he your bf"
her: "yea"
you: "here's my number"

20 mins later at closing

her: my bf is passed out and drunk"
you: lulz are u horny
her: yea
you: where u at
her: my place...he went to his house to take a cab
you: i so wanna come over right now
her: come in my ***** now babes
you: ok

 

[cablecow15]

I would be afraid to put my penis in a girl that said those words to me lol

 

[nightcrawler]

I would be afraid to put my penis in a girl that said those words to me lol

lol

 

[r0cky]

Did this actually happened? if it did, sounds like a case of fool's mate. Whoever "you" is acted like an afc and she's just a slu7, even for night club standards.

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

Did this actually happened? if it did, sounds like a case of fool's mate. Whoever "you" is acted like an afc and she's just a slu7, even for night club standards.

he's a troll. Best to just ignore him.

Actually, most people ignore him even when he isn't trolling.

 

[nightcrawler]

he's a troll. Best to just ignore him.

Actually, most people ignore him even when he isn't trolling.

I bet I get more daily PM's that you ha!

well like I said I've never even really been to a club...I mean like 3 or 5 times but that doesn't count.

just a hypothetical scenario.

what...did i just put in the best pick up line at the club? is that why you're hating?:crackup: