Okie dokie. You can't do it. Why not? Answer me. Tell me why you can't approach. The girl is weaker than you. She's uglier than you. She's dumber than you. You can kill her any time. So why are you afraid? Come on, sum it up for me.
Anyways, onto a few useful tips.
1) If you can't strike up a conversation, just go up to a person, and say 'Hi!'. Then keep walking. Or, say 'Hi, do I know you from somewhere?'. When they say they don't think so, apologize, say you confused them with someone else, and walk away. Once you get comfortable, initiate a conversation. Ask for time, comment on her whatever, and WALK AWAY. You don't have to linger at first. But make sure you don't stay at this stage for too long.
2) Start off with the uglies. You are doing them a favor by talking to them, anyways. Besides, you aren't trying to get laid with them, so why worry? If you fukk up, who cares, move on.
3) This is a crude one, and has been posted here, but I forget by whom and in which forum, so I couldn't give credit unfortunately.
What you do, is you begin approaching, you are walking up to her, and when you are almost there, you TRIP YOURSELF, or wipe out, or fart, or whatever. Embarrass yourself as best as you can! Now, this takes some humongous testicles, but if you manage to pull it off, I would take my hat off to you
. Do this often, and eventually, once you stop being embarrassed by it, approaching a girl normally would seem like a walk in the park
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So, answer my question, and try the tips.
