This has prob been said before but I currently feel the need to iterate:
I’ve read quite often (in cosmo, psych magazines etc) that whilst men place more emphasis on the face when judging a girls looks, girls are skewed more towards the body or more 50:50 when considering a males looks. You don’t need to read this to realise it occurring in the real world anyway. However a simplified example for purpose of exposition:
Tell a room full of guys that Tori Spelling is hot and you will get flamed for liking horses. Tell a group that Vin Diesel is hot and you will get a room full of broads springing a leak over his 'biceps', and maybe some dudes stroking themselves.
The moral of the story? Well the male body has the ability to override a slightly fvcked up head, and don’t kid yourselves Vin Diesel DOES have a fvcked up head, this however is not so much the case for a woman's body. It doesn’t mean that you need to look like Hercules but if you look like the Michelin man, a pear or the monolith from 2001 it’s time to pick up a dumbbell and get the legendary V going. However don’t get delusions of grandeur, if people tell you that you remind them of Ernest Borgnine or Rodney Dangerfield become a comedian coz a healthy diet and bench press aint gonna do shyt for you.
So next time someone decides to mount their desk chair and scream to the world “I am fecking hot!” make sure you weight everything equally you fat greasy fvck
Conversely don’t despair if you aren’t Adam Brody or some other pretty boy that 13 year olds cream over.
I’ve read quite often (in cosmo, psych magazines etc) that whilst men place more emphasis on the face when judging a girls looks, girls are skewed more towards the body or more 50:50 when considering a males looks. You don’t need to read this to realise it occurring in the real world anyway. However a simplified example for purpose of exposition:
Tell a room full of guys that Tori Spelling is hot and you will get flamed for liking horses. Tell a group that Vin Diesel is hot and you will get a room full of broads springing a leak over his 'biceps', and maybe some dudes stroking themselves.
The moral of the story? Well the male body has the ability to override a slightly fvcked up head, and don’t kid yourselves Vin Diesel DOES have a fvcked up head, this however is not so much the case for a woman's body. It doesn’t mean that you need to look like Hercules but if you look like the Michelin man, a pear or the monolith from 2001 it’s time to pick up a dumbbell and get the legendary V going. However don’t get delusions of grandeur, if people tell you that you remind them of Ernest Borgnine or Rodney Dangerfield become a comedian coz a healthy diet and bench press aint gonna do shyt for you.
So next time someone decides to mount their desk chair and scream to the world “I am fecking hot!” make sure you weight everything equally you fat greasy fvck
Conversely don’t despair if you aren’t Adam Brody or some other pretty boy that 13 year olds cream over.
