BDJ does the PEAC0CK:
http://imgur.com/PMkZkM7
I'm dressed as though I'm going to a RAVE party, but it's a country bar.....Just me, myself and blue faggot jeans.
I met up with a group that were showing each other 2 step dancing. I join in - white dude and HB9 and HB 8. This would turn out to be a group of ALL HB 7+ I hung out with them while making friends with another group. I was 'eyeing' on the HB9 the entire time. She lived 40 mins away and was staying in the city for tonight.
Approaches that lead to something (out of the group):
HB7:
Hey I thought you were cute
Oh really...
Yeah, why don't you come with me and we'll hang out
Well, I was just talking to someone.
I saw her again with a taller dude, better looking and had a british accent. Sh!t was toast, he ASKED me if I know what the PEAC0CK was. I play dumb as teenage pregnancy. I said explain it to me. He did, and I told him I'm going to approach these random broads with the peac0ck method.
HB7-8, 2 dudes, 3 chicks
Hey my name is BDJ, were you checking out my pants?
LOL!
I bet you were really checking out my ass.
(banter)
I took their HB8 friend to the dance floor and ran into people from the earlier group.
HB8 Left
Exiting the dance floor I encountered HB7
We got nasty, god bless my hip movements.
I told her I'd come back
Go outside and hit on HB 8.5
Ask her if she was addicted to facebook (on her phone)
HUH?
Put your phone away so I can hit on you properly!
Smiles all around
Fuvcking sh!t, I read it up somewhere but never read the rest.
Beacon of light from above post - Do you find me attractive?
Giggles and says yes
So lets dance - lead her to the 2 step dance floor like a boss.
Music changes to hip hop THANK LORD.
We dance and get sweaty - 30 minutes later, see her hand on some white dudes ass #GTFOtombrady
So many more approaches, but too drunked to remember right now.
HB 7 and 8 - 2 dudes next to them (BDJ Drunk Approaches #YOLO)
Banters with HB8, fvcking miraculousy convinces her to 2 step dance
BDJ does not know SH!T about 2 step dance.
Middle of the dancefloor - both dancing like retards.
She teaches me, fvcking 2 step. BDJ is confident
BDJ makes her twirl multiple times, just like Salsa dancing without the last few steps
Holy sh!t, she is looking into my eyes, it's a DFD.
Go back to her friends, MUTHERFVCKING TOM BRADY EX FIANCEE SHOWS UP.
She is still wearing THAT ROCK on her finger. WTF WTF WTF WTF
OKAY, relax, there are other chicks......................(cont.)...................
I will not discuss the terrible failures from the rest of the night, so I will leave with this positive note. (Everything else will forever be forgotten)
The previous chick, I ran across from the bar, gave her a wink. I asked the HB9 to be my wingwoman, her friends were very very skeptical and vey vey protective. In the end, I said 2 minutes. I brought HB9 to the bar where I saw the HB8 and told her to be a good wingwoman. She obliges, I ask her:
Can you keep a secret?
Ye-
(Kiss closed) (Number close) (response close)
Chick was on cloud 9. That's the highlight of my night d!ck in hand. ONS's are so much harder when you try to go for them. FFFFVVVVCCCCCKKKKKKKKK