Bang a fatty or masturbate?

[DonJuanit0]

A night of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness they say...

But still... Fat?

The day after I wouldn't feel right with my self and my little dude down there! Have been with real pretty women, would be a shame to do that!

 

[user43770]

Depends on how drunk I am. I've done it a few times before, but I wouldn't have if I was sober.

 

[Dgwizdal]

How fat we talkin? Can always get head instead

 

[adam225]

Stick a porn magazine over her face ??? Problem solved...

 

[papawapa]

Why spend your hard earned money or invest your valuable time seducing one when you can spend a little cash on a hot hooker?

 

[VikingKing]

I've been on a dry spell for like 7 months. I had a chance to fvck this fatty, idk. At one point I was drunk, on xanax, and adderal, and i was standing in her parents kitchen at 3:30 am talking to her mother.... and she lives in the state bordering mine so its a good 45 min drive. This girl wanted to ditch the other guy we were chillen with, she was sitting there texting me while i was next to her, she wanted the D.

Well eventually we get in her bed, I was not turned on at all, plus I'm like a 9 and she a 3. She starts pulling off my pants and sucking me off.

I tried for like a few more minutes, nothing happend so I just said, look, I'm really tired and I just passed out in her bed naked.

I think she kind of hated me for that because, i basically rejected her. She still hooked me up with free stuff though. (like vicodines). Even the boyfriend she was dating (40 yo addict) who got real mad when things were going down, he lived in two apartments above the one I was staying at, would give me free pills and stuff, after the fact. I was like, oh ok, thanks.

Don't do drugs.

If will get you off and takes very little effort on your part, bang the fatty, who cares.

 

[Bokanovsky]

"Fvucking fat girls is like being on a moped. Fun to ride; just don't let your friends know that you're riding one."

Except fvcking a fat girl is not like being on a moped. It's more like being on a donkey....that is suffering from a shortness of breath and explosive diarrhoea. Never had sex with a fat girl. I find the whole concept disgusting. How can all that loose flesh and cellulite be "fun to ride"?

 

[JoeMarron]

Except fvcking a fat girl is not like being on a moped. It's more like being on a donkey....that is suffering from a shortness of breath and explosive diarrhoea. Never had sex with a fat girl. I find the whole concept disgusting. How can all that loose flesh and cellulite be "fun to ride"?

You find it disgusting. Another dude may find it bearable or even enjoyable. It has been said a billion times but I'm going to say it again, the boner test trumps all. Let dudes have their fat chicks. The more fat chicks out there getting fvcked the less fat chick c0ckblocks you'll have to deal with when you're trying to game her thin friend.

 

[Masculinity]

There's a fundamental idea that we are forgetting here. The mere action of banging a girl is a risk. She could have an STD, the condom can break, she can get pregnant, her period could get you, etc. Most of us trade these risk in exchange for sex with a desirable, good-looking woman--that is the catch. Nevertheless, these risks remain even when banging fatties. She could end up getting pregnant and use that to control the rest of your--now miserable--life. A moment of heat--that could potentially destroy you--should not be allowed to take over your logic. Personally, I would rather masturbate and know I am 100% safe of the above issues. This would be a last resource, though. A chronic masturbation cycle is not healthy.

Last, three weeks is not a dry spell. A dry spell--in my opinion--is anything above 60 days. That is when your need for sex takes over logic...keep it under control.

 

[Bokanovsky]

You find it disgusting. Another dude may find it bearable or even enjoyable. It has been said a billion times but I'm going to say it again, the boner test trumps all. Let dudes have their fat chicks. The more fat chicks out there getting fvcked the less fat chick c0ckblocks you'll have to deal with when you're trying to game her thin friend.

Well, I'm certainly not trying to tell anyone who they should or should not fvck. I'm just expressing my personal views on the subject. It's true enough that for some guys, fat chicks pass the boner test. Heck, there are guys for whom other guys pass the boner test. Then there are guys for whom goats pass the boner test. To each his own I suppose.

 

[Bokanovsky]

There's a fundamental idea that we are forgetting here. The mere action of banging a girl is a risk. She could have an STD, the condom can break, she can get pregnant, her period could get you, etc. Most of us trade these risk in exchange for sex with a desirable, good-looking woman--that is the catch. Nevertheless, these risks remain even when banging fatties. She could end up getting pregnant and use that to control the rest of your--now miserable--life. A moment of heat--that could potentially destroy you--should not be allowed to take over your logic. Personally, I would rather masturbate and know I am 100% safe of the above issues. This would be a last resource, though. A chronic masturbation cycle is not healthy.

Good point. If you are going to take risks (and all sexual encounters involve a degree of risk), at least do it in a way that provides more than just marginal enjoyment. Would you go skydiving if it was as exciting as riding a bicycle?

 

[VladPatton]

Can't bang anything that doesn't make my cὀck go YEAH!

Masturbate, FTW!

 

[Renegade357]

I care about my bang history. So load up the pron dude. Fat chicks are just nasty.