plate's_empty
Senior Don Juan
When the moment of truth shows it's pretty little head, are you ready to take her to bang town?
Game is all good, it works. You open girls, pull numbers, take her out on dates. What happens when she's ready to have sex with you? Are you ready?
What happens when you get a booty call? What about when you're driving home from work and she calls you and says she'll meet you at your place. Are you prepared?
I give it a 10 minute rule. My place will be ready in 10 minutes. When she comes to your place, will it be ready for her?
Is your bed made?
Do you have condoms in your night stand?
Do you have a candle and some music to set the mood?
What about if she wants a drink?
If she leans against your dresser will she get a brown mark from all the dust that's piled up?
When she sits down to take a piss are there piss marks(and whatever else) on the toilette seat?
Have you washed your sheets sometime within the last few weeks? When she lays her head on your pillow case....how will it smell?
What about the music. Do you have a few different playlists you can put on when the time is right?
Are your balls shaved?
Do you have a fresh pair of boxers to put on after a shower? Or is you laundry always two weeks behind. What about when she wants to go to sleep? Do you have something comfortable for her?
I've gained the philosophy of you have to own whatever you've got. If your $hit's all fvcked up. Fvck it, go with it. I've banged chicks in every type of situation, in every type of place. And I usually wouldn't give two $hits if she happens to come by and I've got a living room smelling of fresh farts and a bedroom full of beer cans, I can handle it.
BUT, it doesn't have to be that way if you're prepared. It's always been easier, and more comfortable, when everything is set up, my place is ready. I'm ready. Less work on my end, with a more relaxing and sexual atmosphere. When it's all fresh and clean, it's a better representation of who I am. And it seems to progress more rapidly, with a better experience for her.
With getting laid in mind, do you take the time to be prepared? Does it matter to you? Anything you like to have prepared for when a chick comes over?
Edit: It's all about peace of mind. The most important thing is YOU. You can live in a cardboard box and still get laid. This kind of stuff just paves the way, makes it a little easier
Game is all good, it works. You open girls, pull numbers, take her out on dates. What happens when she's ready to have sex with you? Are you ready?
What happens when you get a booty call? What about when you're driving home from work and she calls you and says she'll meet you at your place. Are you prepared?
I give it a 10 minute rule. My place will be ready in 10 minutes. When she comes to your place, will it be ready for her?
Is your bed made?
Do you have condoms in your night stand?
Do you have a candle and some music to set the mood?
What about if she wants a drink?
If she leans against your dresser will she get a brown mark from all the dust that's piled up?
When she sits down to take a piss are there piss marks(and whatever else) on the toilette seat?
Have you washed your sheets sometime within the last few weeks? When she lays her head on your pillow case....how will it smell?
What about the music. Do you have a few different playlists you can put on when the time is right?
Are your balls shaved?
Do you have a fresh pair of boxers to put on after a shower? Or is you laundry always two weeks behind. What about when she wants to go to sleep? Do you have something comfortable for her?
I've gained the philosophy of you have to own whatever you've got. If your $hit's all fvcked up. Fvck it, go with it. I've banged chicks in every type of situation, in every type of place. And I usually wouldn't give two $hits if she happens to come by and I've got a living room smelling of fresh farts and a bedroom full of beer cans, I can handle it.
BUT, it doesn't have to be that way if you're prepared. It's always been easier, and more comfortable, when everything is set up, my place is ready. I'm ready. Less work on my end, with a more relaxing and sexual atmosphere. When it's all fresh and clean, it's a better representation of who I am. And it seems to progress more rapidly, with a better experience for her.
With getting laid in mind, do you take the time to be prepared? Does it matter to you? Anything you like to have prepared for when a chick comes over?
Edit: It's all about peace of mind. The most important thing is YOU. You can live in a cardboard box and still get laid. This kind of stuff just paves the way, makes it a little easier
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