Any of you mess-up with an "easy" girl?

[AmIAFC]

We've all got stories, but I remember one pretty vividly back in college.

When I was a freshman, my college mates told me about this one chic that they were "familiar" with. They shared stories of how they did this, how they did that, and they urged me to check her out and get a piece.

So I asked her out to lunch. We ate at the cafeteria, and I allowed her to talk on the phone for 45 mins while I was just standing there looking at her. She got off the phone, apologized, and told me she had to go see "someone."

The next week, we had lunch again, and I put my moves on her, asking her to come to my dorm to watch a movie (worst off, it was a CARTOON movie that I suggested). She told me that it was cute, but another guy had invited her to watch this "sick porn" that she heard about. Yeah...

Anyway, it never happened and I shrugged off my guy friends whenever they brought it up.

 

[lets_do_this]

wow.. that was bad too. here was mine.

long story short..

i arranged date time: 9pm

i came 9pm to pick her up.

she wasnt ready. (perhaps forgot about me?)

she showered/got ready by 10pm

i waited for 1 hour total.

paid for everything

brought flowers (1dozen)

didnt get laid.

lol.

funny thing is, i saw her X-boyfriend, and he's a ****ing loser and didnt have anything going for him.

Just goes to show...

doesnt matter if ur good or bad looking, have money or not... it all can be overcome by either you being a good at the game... OR BAD. I was the worst. I failed all the **** tests. I obeyed every whim.

i was a ufcking loser back then.

but now she sees me with hotter women than herself. wohoo. reap the benefits! uh!

 

[thederekeffect1]

A few years back, I must have been the biggest AFC ever. There was this girl, Janet. I met her in English class. I don't even remember how I started talking to her, but I wanted her so bad. So, I'm thinking of how I'm going to get her into bed. Back then, I thought the first move was making her a friend.

So, I think of a way to move onto the friendship stage and I ask her to come to my house to watch a movie. If I weren't so ****ing stupid, I'd realize that this is an open invitation to ****. She accepts the invite.

I find out later that night that my parents are gone for the night. We lie to her parents and tell them that they are. She comes over, we watch The Sixth Sense. Of course, we don't really watch the movie. We talk the whole time. Half-way through the movie she lists all these men that she's ****ed (Which was pretty much all my childhood friends and than some). Now of days, I would have thought she was a slut and kicked her out right there. But I was a virgin and all that was on my mind was getting laid. She'd lay back on the bed, I'd lay right beside her... But I was too afraid to put my arm around her. She'd bend over to pick something up and I'd embarass myself by saying something about her ass. By that time I was coming off as desperate and when her parents knocked on the door, she rushed out (lol).

Pretty much, she had to have been the biggest slut ever. And I had to be the most desperate guy ever. And I still didn't get laid that night. I SHOULD HAVE lost my virginity that night. Instead I lost it 2 weeks later to her foster sister (who isn't attractive at all, but I was a desperate virgin that had blue balls because he failed to get laid two weeks before that when he SHOULD HAVE).

 

[lets_do_this]

wow.. good share.

i can see i was among the crowd once. and i know i wasnt alone back then. ssome of us WERE losers.

 

[fender85]

There's a lot of interactions I don't remember, but one from a few years ago comes to mind. Not so much of a "mess up" on my part, but I guess I could have made a solid close . . .

So me and two friends go to this club that also has a strip club in it (Nice!). Unfortunately we went on a Friday night, which we soon found was the off-night (apparently they are packed on Saturdays). I dunno, I must've had "it" sprayed on me that night, cuz we were there for maybe 5 minutes, just standing around talking, when I felt someone grab my ass. I turned around and saw this little hottie running to the bathroom. Sadly, I never saw her again that night. So after hanging out for like half an hour and not seeing anything worth opening, we decided to check out the strip club.

So we go in and sit down about maybe 10-15 feet from the stage. This incredibly hot brunette walked by and smiled at me than ran her fingers through my hair. I know, standard stripper **** so I didn't take it to heart. Basically just hung out with my friends, enjoying the scenery. The brunette walks back by me and lifts up her mini skirt to show me her ass. Again, standard stripper **** so I blew it off. She ended up dancing on stage a while later so I went up, figuring it was worth a dollar. Ended up with her licking my face. Wasn't really sure if it was stripper **** or not. So anyway went back and sat down. Got approached by her 10-15 minutes later.

Ended up talking to her for about an hour, all the while kino escalating. Never once did she ask for a drink or if I'd buy a dance. It was just like running regular game and I was getting massive rapport. At some point this other blonde stripper with nipple piercings growled at me and then came and sat down with me. Like a minute later, some guy came and grabbed her by the arm and pulled her to the other side of the room. lol.

So anyway I figured I was gonna keep kino escalating and building comfort when my friends come up (they had left a while back. One liked the brunette and the other liked the blonde one, so I guess they weren't too happy that I was attracting both) and say we have to go. Apparently the guy who drove had to work at 6am and we lived about an hour and a half away. I get up and say "I have to go" and the look on her face was . . . shocked. There's no other way to explain it. It was like I smacked her in the face with a trout (that's for you IRC guys out there). Shook her hand (LOL) and exchanged goodbyes, great to meet yous, etc and left.

Too bad I was just a newbie here at the time . . . Should've # closed, at least. But I guess the cool thing is that I was an rAFC that attracted a stripper, meanwhile only spending $1 the entire time I was there. Wish I knew what I know now - Surprisingly, it's not that easy to p/u strippers . . .

 

[Vandermast]

Originally posted by AmIAFC


So I asked her out to lunch. We ate at the cafeteria, and I allowed her to talk on the phone for 45 mins while I was just standing there looking at her. She got off the phone, apologized, and told me she had to go see "someone."

The next week, we had lunch again, and I put my moves on her, asking her to come to my dorm to watch a movie (worst off, it was a CARTOON movie that I suggested). She told me that it was cute, but another guy had invited her to watch this "sick porn" that she heard about. Yeah...

I could be very wrong but I don't think she was interested in you or she was but you didn't come off as someone she can see herself 'sexual with'

 

[thederekeffect1]

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