any 50 shades of grey stories?

[Zarky]

I think you give 'em too much credit. They're just turned on by it. Good for them. I like reading chick lit to better understand women so I can more easily f*ck them. I think it's important to understand the female zeitgeist so you can better get what you want from them.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Before 50 shades came out I had an almost 50 shades experience a while ago with a chick when myspace was popular. (A long while ago).

Sent some hot chick some idiotic message I usually send and she replied, few back and forths, got her number, talked on the phone.

After I got her going over the phone she wanted me to take her to a hotel tie her up, spank her, gag her, have her pretend to be fighting me off and letting me take her and have my way with her, every thing to dominate her.

A week later we were planning to just MEET. As I wasn't sure if she was worse than her pics and hang out then later on me go there and get it on.

She drove two hours to see me. She looked much better in person and was feeling me up, we made out and I wanted to bang the living hell out of her but as it was a Sunday and I had a sh1t load to do for work the next day couldn't go out to a hotel all night and suggested coming to her place the following two weeks as I was leaving for vacation mid week.

Wound up the chick was a lunatic. Scientologist, wanted to put her fingers in my azz while I ****ed her (wasn't going to happen), and when I got back and contacted her she went off claiming we werent together?? WTF? Started rambling on about making out with Pauly Shore..No joke then had a picture of her kissing him on her page. LMAO. No joke.

So it was an "almost" 50 shades but not quite. No surprises the chick was a total friggin loon. Would've most likely wanted to cut my d1ck off as foreplay. Hot...but completely crazy.

 

[zekko]

I think you give 'em too much credit. They're just turned on by it

Yeah, that's pretty much what I think.

I should mention also that the guy in the book practically worships the girl. No one turns him on the way she does, no one gets him to break his own rules like she does, he is as swept away by her as she is by him. I mention this because this type of reaction is very much what SoSuave tells you NOT to do. Don't bend to her frame, don't give her as much she gives you, etc. - kind of an "act like you've been there before" attitude.

It's similar to Twilight, where this powerful man is utterly and totally smitten with this completely bland, average looking, and uninteresting girl. It's part of the fantasy, I guess, that a woman can have a valuable, fascinating man who goes completely bonkers over her for no other reason than that she is herself.

What that says about real life seduction is up for debate, but there are definitely DJ seductor types who take the heavy romance route, even though it isn't taught here. The key is that these guys really stir up the girl's emotions.

 

[Zarky]

I should mention also that the guy in the book practically worships the girl. No one turns him on the way she does, no one gets him to break his own rules like she does, he is as swept away by her as she is by him. I mention this because this type of reaction is very much what SoSuave tells you NOT to do.

Keep in mind too that when women read those types of things they know they're engaging in fantasy. So while his physical and social traits might be somewhat hardwired to turn women on, his behavior is likely not.

For example, my porn involves chicks who smile at the camera and then immediately start taking their clothes off. This is fine in the context of that fantasy. However, if some girl came over to my place on a first date and immediately started taking her clothes off with no warning, I would probably feel very uncomfortable. Because people just don't do that.

So if you were to go out and, in real life, start treating women the same way that this fictional hero does, most of them would shun you because they wouldn't know how to deal with it. That's why the whole "push-pull" method is much better. Because it gives them tastes of that romance, but then when they start to feel overwhelmed with it because it's so abnormal, you pull away and act distant or like a jerk, etc.

 

[Huffman]

My only experience with the book is that I had (fairly conservative) sex with this girl, and the next day she shows the book to me and says "you know this book? it's really great, I can only recommend it".

Haha, wow! Too bad the next time I saw her she told me flat out she wanted a serious relationship, and I had to cut all ties after that.

It was the right thing to do, but just imagine the possibilities... argh

Oh, and THAT

 

[AgentSmith]

I had a text at midnight by a chick whos # I picked up a week earlier and had some light convo and one meetup, no sex but alot of kino and makeout.
Her: What are you doing?
Me: Watching tv, you?
Her: Just finished reading some 50 shades.
Me: Cool...
Her: I'm bored and tired of reading, want to hangout some?
Went to her house and it didn't take long to get to the bedroom, 50 shades is a mans friend.

 

[backbreaker]

without getting too specific I will just say that most women, once you get them really really comfortable, love being dominated. it's like they just let go and let you do whatever. and love the ****. women by nature are naturally submissive.

 

[pierce_r]

All the book proves is that girls will let an older guy do anything to her. . . as long as he's hot and rich.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Here to learn,
I believe your colleague is on the prowl for a bit,but I also think you would be ill advised to pursue her...one never licks the gravy where one gets ones Meat!..the book is another Story..I believe any book which captures the imagination of a whole generation of English Speaking Women,must have some message for me...If more People had read Mein Camf,then C60 million people would not have died in a needless War...I didn't enjoy it,common as the swill on a bar room table but there is a message,and it really fits in with much that we read on here,never trust what they say they want but learn from what they do...One thing for sure,nice goes to the back of the Queue!

 

[CrimsonPanther]

i never read that book nor do i care to read it in the future. i have a feeling i am a minority here with this.

 

[Huffman]

Now that we're warming up this thread, I ended up reading the first 2 chapters or so. What can I say? It's a horrible cheesy chick flick - plus HAWT bondage.

The way the story plays out is just utterly stupid and unrealistic, and I couldn't bring myself to read any more, but it just goes to show - girls are no fairy princesses and they love rough sex. In case somebody here hasn't gotten it.

 

[Zunder]

Has the book helped you? Any stories?

Eg. can you assume the girls reading it have high libidos (before or after).

I had a girl at work email me saying hey, I saw you reading at lunchtime. What book are you reading. I answered 'accounting textbook' as I am studying. She responded I am reading 50 shades of grey wink.

Fair to say that is an invitation right?

*not going to mess around with my career of course PLUS she has a bf that works away 4 weeks out of every 5 which would explain her frustration/boredom

Fifty Shades of Grey? I am up to page 123. No, not reading it - you see I use it to wipe my arse, which is all this piece of shty book is good for.

 

[Jamien]

Finished the 3 books and totally love them!
The trailer looks pretty awesome! I was totally blown away, especially when Ana Steele saw the Red Room! The handcuffs, blindfolds and the rope and I really got thrilled! And because of that, I searched for those handcuffs, blindfolds and even the sexy whip and luckily someone shared her knowledge and discussed about this store and said that Christian Grey toys on the movie can be found in AdamandEve[dot]com and they're even offering official 50 shades toys! Some of them are even 50 percent, free shipping, DVDs and other goodies. I used the code KINKY at the checkout to get the discount. I bought the Sexy Slave Kit and I can't wait for it to arrive!

 

[MtnMan]

i tied my current plate up to a vertical beam in my bedroom and she lost her mind. I also had her hands tied behind her back and making her scream "this is Mtnman's *****" while I was banging her.
Chicks do like the bondage stuff for sure, and they LOVE to be taken.

 

[Bible_Belt]

The stuff that is sold as bondage equipment is usually a ripoff. You have to learn to use items for other than their intended purpose. The horse section of the farm store has good leather. Wal-greens/cvs sells blindfolds as sleep aids. Men's belts that have holes all along the belt make good collars and can be cut to fit. The part you cut off is good as a spanking strap. And stores that sell curtains will also sell the little plush pieces of rope that you tie them back with. If you cut your own rope, you have to melt the ends so they don't unravel.

 

[Huffman]

Ooh this thread is getting good! Actually I'd like to see some more bondage experience advice! I feel like getting creative now

 

[jhonny9546]

frequenting SS that are way ahead of them.

meaning of "ss"?

 

[Michael Chief]

meaning of "ss"?

You think someone who posted in 2012 is going to come back to tell you that SS means SoSuave.net? How are you finding all these extremely old posts to bring back from the dead anyway? I am genuinely curious.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Men's belts that have holes all along the belt make good collars and can be cut to fit. The part you cut off is good as a spanking strap.

Or if it's long enough, leave the long tail hanging and pull back her neck while slapping her butt with the belt end.

If you cut your own rope, you have to melt the ends so they don't unravel.

Nylon rope isn't good bondage rope, it can easily burn when it runs over the skin. Natural fibre rope like hemp or jute is best, but you have to knot the ends to stop them from unravelling.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

meaning of "ss"?

Stop reviving decade old threads.