BDJ's Elusion of STD's and Unplanned Pregnancies

After being introduced to the Mystery Method and 'outer game' today, I formally resign from dating. I want to fulfill a different journey. No numbers, no dates. Just sex and morning escapes.

The following will be trials and errors of seduction experiments that will either lead to One Night Stands or D!ck in Hand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1iqJqNHX_g

The journey begins...

The moment I walked into the lounge, I approached an HB7.5. She seemed very receptive and we had decent conversation. Eye contact, kino, the whole shebang. The bar was crowded and I told that I'm going to use her body to get through the line. She agrees.

Can this sh!t get any easier? I haven't been night gaming for over 2 months, women were throwing themselves at me.

We get our drinks and I thought to myself, why don't I game other chicks to keep her hamster spinning? I did, she saw me. I came back to her and said Hey Jumanji! (Her name was Julie.) She had that expression that look on her face like - WTF. We sat down and she sat on my thighs. Snuggling with her ass as she put her hand around me. A song comes on and I take her to the dance floor. We were in center stage dancing as people cheered us on. Fvcking perfect, like DDR sh!t. I slapped her ass and she began to hold onto me.

We went back to our spot and I thought it was the PERFECT time to apply Sexual Tension:

Ryan (RSD) said:

1.) Create social constraints impending relatively minor escalation (or acknowledge already existing constraints) – (thus sexual tension is built)
2.) Blatently cross the minor social constraints (easy enough…you created them in the first place!)
3.) Since you’re already over the line, you may as well venture further. The sky is the limit.


http://www.bristollair.com/2008/outer-game/pua-flirting-tips-and-advice/sexual-tension-what-it-is-and-how-to-use-it/

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The first and only PUA tactic I've read since 2005 couldn't have come at a more opportune moment.

I want to kiss you right now, but not here....everyone will see us
Oh yeah, I don't date Asians
(She gives me 2 kisses on the cheek)
Give me a kiss on the other one.
She attempts to as I move my lips toward hers.
She pulls back.

Welcome to the Safari Zone!

BDJ throws rock
HB is angered
BDJ throws bait
HB is eating gracefully
BDJ throws a Safari Ball
HB ran away!

Throwing a rock or bait next time would have done the trick. Bold game does not always work in every situation.

I did approach at least a dozen other women, but it's very very different from day game. I had one ask for my number, which I rejected. Night game is tough. Everywhere I looked, guys were with their guy friends. Girls were with their girl friends. Guys and girls, sometimes mismatched - relationship perhaps?

There was no safety net for me. There was no home base. I was the fvcking lone wolf.

BDJ : 0
D!ck in Hand : 1

I need some fvcking guidance.

Some openers from above night -

(2) HB 6.5's, both big t!ts and 6 feet tall - each hold 2 drinks

Hey, thanks! Which one is mine?
I don't think so, these are mine
Whatever, those are girly drinks anyways
What are you drinking?
Crown on the rocks, they ran out of 800 year old scotch.
What's that in your hand?
An E-cig, it's a nice size and shape
(Both were receptive and open body language)
- Got dragged away by the HB 7.5 I was with.

HB 7:

Hey who did you come here with?
My two friends Asmereet and xxxxx.
I'm going to introduce myself to them, let me know if I pronounce their names right
(Whisper Asmereet into her ear)
Yeah, that's right
Cool, where are you from?
Connetticut
(banter)
Hey I'm going to introduce you to my group
(Grabs her by the hand lead her forward and walk with my hand around her lower back)

HB 8:

Hey I saw you checking me out earlier, did you like what you see?
Haha What?
My name is BDJ
I'm Chow
That's a uniquely cute name, I'm going to change my puppy's name to that
What kind of puppy is it?
A pug
...more banter
(4 of her friends show up and they were heading to another bar)
What's your number in case we get lost?
# close

(5) HB 6-8's, Kamikaze Method

Hey we're getting ready to leave! Come with us to X Bar.
HB 6 - What's your name?
No time, we have to go now!
(Gathered interest from the group, except a lame HB8)
I'm BDJ (holding out my hand)
I'm xxxx
Well xxxx, come on then! (Drag her by the hand, but Lame HB8 stops her)

(3) HB 6-7's, Kamikaze Method

Hey we're getting ready to leave! Come with us to X Bar.
Haha, right now?
Yeah, it's lame over here, drinks prices are outrageous
Hmmmm, you guys want to?
Not yet
Okay, well what's your number? I'll text you when we are leaving here.
Sorry cupcake, I only have a pager

(2) HB7:

Do you guys find me attractive?
No
No
Well, sh!t

HB 8:

Hey, I'm going hit on you
(Shows her wedding ring)
Oh I'm married too!
(Shows my ring on the middle finger, subtly flipping her off.)

Good times. Cool title too.

That drink one is priceless. Im gonna have to try it haha

The wedding ring exchange was fvcking gold.

BDJ does the PEAC0CK:

http://imgur.com/PMkZkM7

I'm dressed as though I'm going to a RAVE party, but it's a country bar.....Just me, myself and blue faggot jeans.

I met up with a group that were showing each other 2 step dancing. I join in - white dude and HB9 and HB 8. This would turn out to be a group of ALL HB 7+ I hung out with them while making friends with another group. I was 'eyeing' on the HB9 the entire time. She lived 40 mins away and was staying in the city for tonight.

Approaches that lead to something (out of the group):

HB7:
Hey I thought you were cute
Oh really...
Yeah, why don't you come with me and we'll hang out
Well, I was just talking to someone.

I saw her again with a taller dude, better looking and had a british accent. Sh!t was toast, he ASKED me if I know what the PEAC0CK was. I play dumb as teenage pregnancy. I said explain it to me. He did, and I told him I'm going to approach these random broads with the peac0ck method.

HB7-8, 2 dudes, 3 chicks
Hey my name is BDJ, were you checking out my pants?
LOL!
I bet you were really checking out my ass.
(banter)
I took their HB8 friend to the dance floor and ran into people from the earlier group.
HB8 Left

Exiting the dance floor I encountered HB7
We got nasty, god bless my hip movements.
I told her I'd come back

Go outside and hit on HB 8.5
Ask her if she was addicted to facebook (on her phone)
HUH?
Put your phone away so I can hit on you properly!
Smiles all around
Fuvcking sh!t, I read it up somewhere but never read the rest.
Beacon of light from above post - Do you find me attractive?
Giggles and says yes
So lets dance - lead her to the 2 step dance floor like a boss.
Music changes to hip hop THANK LORD.
We dance and get sweaty - 30 minutes later, see her hand on some white dudes ass #GTFOtombrady

So many more approaches, but too drunked to remember right now.

HB 7 and 8 - 2 dudes next to them (BDJ Drunk Approaches #YOLO)
Banters with HB8, fvcking miraculousy convinces her to 2 step dance
BDJ does not know SH!T about 2 step dance.
Middle of the dancefloor - both dancing like retards.
She teaches me, fvcking 2 step. BDJ is confident
BDJ makes her twirl multiple times, just like Salsa dancing without the last few steps
Holy sh!t, she is looking into my eyes, it's a DFD.
Go back to her friends, MUTHERFVCKING TOM BRADY EX FIANCEE SHOWS UP.
She is still wearing THAT ROCK on her finger. WTF WTF WTF WTF

OKAY, relax, there are other chicks......................(cont.)...................

I will not discuss the terrible failures from the rest of the night, so I will leave with this positive note. (Everything else will forever be forgotten)

The previous chick, I ran across from the bar, gave her a wink. I asked the HB9 to be my wingwoman, her friends were very very skeptical and vey vey protective. In the end, I said 2 minutes. I brought HB9 to the bar where I saw the HB8 and told her to be a good wingwoman. She obliges, I ask her:

Can you keep a secret?
Ye-
(Kiss closed) (Number close) (response close)

Chick was on cloud 9. That's the highlight of my night d!ck in hand. ONS's are so much harder when you try to go for them. FFFFVVVVCCCCCKKKKKKKKK