NorwegianDJ said:
I've been expecting this for a while now. Glad to have you here as a regular poster
Woah woah woah, judging me?
Anyway, I went to a party saturday night, my dads ex-best friends son invited me. He managed to get the host to let me stay the night. We'll call him Ken. Ken has very little game and is eternally friend-zoned by most girls, though he can talk to them, he is a quite guy who comes in with occasional comments when in a group and really lacks closing ability. I recently quit drinking so I planned (and succeeded) in not taking a single sip; although I probably did get alchohol through proxy
I spent the whole day getting ready for this party, which was halloween themed so I went as a stab victim. I also bought some no-doze as I had no idea how my body would react to a no-chemical party.. I spent the whole day getting pumped, just grinning and chatting to shop assistants. I spent a lot of time laughing retardly like a fool because I found everything so entertaining.
His mum dropped us off about twenty minutes into the party. First up there's this group of 5-6 girls out front and I raise my voice and introduce myself to the whole group. They all smile, I nod. I'm smirking at this stage. We walk to the backyard and put our stuff in the tent, then come back out. We walk up to near the speakers and at first I'm quite, but I start introducing myself to everyone who comes near and after a while it's easy and natural. I introduce myself to the three best looking girls there at that time; a Russian, a Brit and an Australian... They all walked into a bar...
I hang with Ken, talk to him for a bit. He say's "Dude, that Russian chick seemed into you!" I reply "Yeah man, but I'm not Russian it." I start off talking to a group of guys, then after I've made eye-contact with the Russian girl a few times since I introduced myself to her and her friends, I go up to her as a guy I just met talks to her. I know, I should have gone up to her STRAIGHT AWAY. Very important. We make small talk and he and I both try and manipulate the conversation a bit. I try to use humour, but it's mostly falling flat as she is Russian so speaks English as a second language. After a while she goes off with some friends and comes back seeming much more into the other guy then me, which is a reversal. I walk away and talk to other groups.
I approach another group, and as soon as I start talking another very attractive girl comes up to me and asks me if I know her friend, "Chiara." I say I don't, then she describes her and reminds me I winked at her. "Oh, oh yeah, her." Still don't really know. Girl: "Well, she thinks you're *something* and hot. She called dibs on you."
Which explains why the Russian was talked to and stopped wanting me so much.
I talk to Ken again and he mentions that Chiara called dibs on me. I set out to find this girl.
I find her walking back to her group, I stop her but the conversation stalls. She's quite, not what I'm used to... Fvk, I realise I have to make my move. After a while she comes back around again- it's like a game of cat and mouse- and I put my arm around her waist and stumble out something about not being able to hear so she should come with me down the back. First time I've said that, last time it was "Take off your top... We.. should go somewhere more private... My room?.."
She agrees. We get down the back and she goes to kiss me, I freak out. Apparantly I'm gay or something... I tell her I burnt my mouth so this might hurt, then make a joke and she laughs. We kiss. We makeout. She stops me.
C: I probably should have told you this before we started really ...
J: ...
C: I don't have sex.
J: Why?
C: I'm saving myself for the right time.
J: (No real want for sex, want for makeout) It's alright, I don't feel anything during sex anyway.
C: ...
J: I just go numb. Positive, hella long sex
C: Ku-dos
(Making out for about 30 seconds)J: You don't have a boyfriend do yu? (Irrelevant question.)
C: No no no.
People come down from the party shouting her name. It gets broken up. We walk back up, split apart. Later I grab her number, even later we come back down and make out next to some other couple. The guy in that couple is an instant friend, the girl is the one who told me Chiara was up.
Anyway, some highlights (in terms of entertainment):
(Chiara talkin about why we hooked up.)
C: Well we're just two people at a party, I don't have a boyfriend, he doesn't have a girlfriend...
J: Well, you didn't actually ask...
C: (OMG face)
J: Hahaha got you
(Ken trying to hookup with a girl using just verbal game.)
I walk up, put his arm around her.
I show her my forearm. She says it's big.
"You know what else is this size?... Kens penis."
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"Ken went jogging with me once, his **** swing broke his ankle."
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They have something in common.
(Deadpan) "You two have a lot in common. You guys should have sex."
She laughs really hard at this and moves closer to Ken.
(End of night, girl I was hooking up with leaves.)
I walk up to new girl.
"Hey, whats your name?"
"Kara."
"Cool."
I compliment her jeans, she tells me her jeans story. I reciprocate, she laughs (it reeaaaaaallly wasn't funny. "My mum bought them, I only just grew into them this year.")
We gather a little audience because people think we're going to hook up- this was explained to me later as I went to sleep- and she gets weird.
Someone asks for a joke.
"You tell one first (to the girl)"
We exchange jokes, third person is cut out but doesn't care and talks to his gf.
She offends me minorly.
Me: "You wanna hear a joke?"
Her: "Yeah."
Me: "Whats your name?
"Kara."
"What?"
"Kara."
"What?!"
"Kara!"
"WHAT!?"
"KARA!"
"Kara."
"Yeah..."
"Get it...
"
She pretends to get pissed and walks off.
I follow her and we play with these nerf guns, she wins so I say "You know what's magic?"
"What?"
"Hanging off a balcony."
"Yeah
"
I move like I'm going to pick her up.
"Noo!
"
"'lax, I'm kidding, weirdo."
We sit back down.
Obviously I felt great
I felt really positive, thus the long post.