Absurd online "laundry list"

Hooligan Harry · 10-12-2008, 03:43 AM

For some reason it seems that women who like to use online dating services cant seem to spell or use basic grammar. Here are a few responses...

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you seem like a jerk with no respect

i lady isnt treated like what u expect no wonder ur single LOL

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Oh my god ...
u couldnt be any further up yourself if u tried...
u want perfection ...and ill tell u now u wont get it ...it doesnt exist....beside u wont win any hearts with a self absorbant profile like yours....

What your after is not a female to enjoy life with but a slave at your beck and call....

But i tell u now they dont come cheap....they r mail order brides....believe they cost a pretty penny ...hahaha

Well what more can i say ...couldnt believe a man could write so many words...but hey ...i dont think u will get too many appling for the job ....

Ego goes a long way hahahah....

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In this day and age your looking for a woman that does not exist. Good luck finding her. Had a major laugh when reading your profile anyway. Thanks for the laugh!!

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Hey,
well i have 2....to funny....amazing....and im seriouse hehe,,,,anyway , you know what you whant.........very...how do you say ( CLICHER) Well Don Juan (securo)for sure 2 be sure, (surment) A girl will be attractif 2 your speech , but about a woman.well......never....take care

Here are links to the profiles of the women. Just to see what kind of quality we are talking about

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member9530595.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member7287003.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member9551559.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6130604.htm

I sent a simple "please note you have been blocked. If you cant take the time to run your response through a simple spell check I would have serious concerns about your personal hygiene and ability to hold down a job"

( . )( . ) · 10-12-2008, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hooligan Harry

I sent a simple "please note you have been blocked. If you cant take the time to run your response through a simple spell check I would have serious concerns about your personal hygiene and ability to hold down a job"

LOL.

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http://www.plentyoffish.com/member9530595.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member7287003.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member9551559.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6130604.htm

You cant be serious, these chicks seem pretty low quality. I honestly dont know why you guys even bother with internet chicks. That last one takes the cake out of that bunch of losers, lol what a tripper.

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Ethnicity:: Mixed Race with Mixed Color hair

I was already betting by her airy fairy flakey vibe she's got a hairy bush, that confirms it.

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pretty doest mean....u know...

What the fvck does this even mean? Some of you guys must have some serious patience for these retards.

Rollo Tomassi · 10-13-2008, 09:11 AM

Heh, are you using the profile description I wrote?

LMAO,..I realize Plentyoffish isn't the best example of online dating sites, but it's sh!t like this that stops me in my tracks when I read about some guy telling me how "great his online game is".

Hooligan Harry · 10-13-2008, 08:00 PM

Yeah man. It laughed my arse when I saw it and thought I would give it a bash

Plentyoffish is full of trolls and single mothers though. I may load this up onto one of those sugar daddy websites. Lets see what kind of reponse it gets when they know you are loaded.

Nutz · 04-06-2010, 10:08 PM

Rollo knocked one out of the park here.

DJ2010 · 10-15-2010, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hooligan Harry

For some reason it seems that women who like to use online dating services cant seem to spell or use basic grammar. Here are a few responses...

I didn't bother looking at the links but most of those responses look like they were written by a retarded 3rd grader.

Naughty Ninja · 10-15-2010, 04:15 PM

Read my thread in on Plenty of Fish regarding looks test. You'll find out quickly what online "dating" is really about..forget the 'laundry lists'. It's all about women leaving a profile up in hopes to score a model "10". I've tested it with numerous women and the replies, IM's, Favorites, first responders, parade of women viewing "my" profile etc. was all the proof I needed. It's a joke.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=178505

Road Warrior · 10-15-2010, 07:11 PM

I had a good laugh reading one where she didn't want her man to have a porno mustache. I guess she will disqualify the c**k of a pornstar because of his mustache.

Desdinova · 07-11-2011, 01:31 PM

This thread seems to be a favorite.

Moved to The Archive...

Social_Leper · 09-13-2011, 07:05 PM

Felt like having a bit of fun so I C&P'd Rollo's post on to my 'About Me' section on POF. Had 3 responses within 5 minutes from enraged, belligerent women. Let the games begin.

Solomon · 09-15-2011, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Social_Leper

Felt like having a bit of fun so I C&P'd Rollo's post on to my 'About Me' section on POF. Had 3 responses within 5 minutes from enraged, belligerent women. Let the games begin.

POST RESPONSES HERE FAM

ARE YOU USING YOUR OWN PICS?

Rollo Tomassi · 09-16-2011, 12:04 PM

*sits back with bag of popcorn, waits for entertainment to begin*

Social_Leper · 09-18-2011, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Solomon

POST RESPONSES HERE FAM

ARE YOU USING YOUR OWN PICS?

Its been quite tame so far but there's been a few responses that made me chuckle.

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Sorry but I think your profile is disgusting. I believe in
equality and after reading your profile I don't think that
you respect that women are in fact equal to men. I also
think your emphasis on sex and looks is disgusting and
shallow.

No need to reply. That is all.

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Very disturbed after reading your profile.

What's wrong with using my real pics?

Solomon · 10-02-2011, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Social_Leper

Its been quite tame so far but there's been a few responses that made me chuckle.

What's wrong with using my real pics?

Nothing is, matter fact is bold, I don't know if I could though, to many bishes know me, on POF and of. The drawback of living in a medium sized state

10-13-2008, 09:11 AM	#103
Rollo Tomassi Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Age: 45 Posts: 5,319	Heh, are you using the profile description I wrote? LMAO,..I realize Plentyoffish isn't the best example of online dating sites, but it's sh!t like this that stops me in my tracks when I read about some guy telling me how "great his online game is". __________________ The Rational Male

04-06-2010, 10:08 PM	#105
Nutz Master Don Juan Join Date: Jul 2008 Age: 36 Posts: 1,596	Rollo knocked one out of the park here. __________________ Attraction Vault -- Largest lair on the east coast

09-13-2011, 07:05 PM	#110
Social_Leper Master Don Juan Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: On the road to enlightenment... Age: 24 Posts: 1,054	Felt like having a bit of fun so I C&P'd Rollo's post on to my 'About Me' section on POF. Had 3 responses within 5 minutes from enraged, belligerent women. Let the games begin. __________________ With no guile and no game there's no girl. Cityboy: Tales of an aspiring Don Juan

09-16-2011, 12:04 PM	#112
Rollo Tomassi Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Age: 45 Posts: 5,319	sits back with bag of popcorn, waits for entertainment to begin __________________ The Rational Male

10-13-2008, 08:00 PM	#104
Hooligan Harry Master Don Juan Join Date: Jun 2008 Age: 35 Posts: 503	Yeah man. It laughed my arse when I saw it and thought I would give it a bash Plentyoffish is full of trolls and single mothers though. I may load this up onto one of those sugar daddy websites. Lets see what kind of reponse it gets when they know you are loaded.

10-15-2010, 04:15 PM	#107
Naughty Ninja Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Banned Age: 43 Posts: 2,499	Read my thread in on Plenty of Fish regarding looks test. You'll find out quickly what online "dating" is really about..forget the 'laundry lists'. It's all about women leaving a profile up in hopes to score a model "10". I've tested it with numerous women and the replies, IM's, Favorites, first responders, parade of women viewing "my" profile etc. was all the proof I needed. It's a joke. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=178505

10-15-2010, 07:11 PM	#108
Road Warrior Don Juan Join Date: Jan 2010 Age: 47 Posts: 18	I had a good laugh reading one where she didn't want her man to have a porno mustache. I guess she will disqualify the c**k of a pornstar because of his mustache.

07-11-2011, 01:31 PM	#109
Desdinova Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Your Girlfriend's Fantasy Age: 35 Posts: 6,946	This thread seems to be a favorite. Moved to The Archive...