AC/DC
Master Don Juan
So some of you have gotten enough game to the point where it's easy to get girls numbers. Maybe some of you are comfortable enough to talk to girls you've never talked to before.
Excellent! I am very proud of you indeed!
However, one thing girls and guys will always judge you on (as you get older) is sex.
You gotta be good... you gotta be GREAT.
So, allow me to help you grow into a man. I'm going to teach you how to have sex.
FIRST: A little background information.
Condoms
Condoms are your best friend. For first timers, use "Trojan - Maximum Strength"; its in dark pink packaging. For those of you who aren't worried about busting too quick, try the light purple colored Trojans, the "For Her Pleasure", the ladies really like that one better than regular.
Those are all lubricated (which is desired)... some girls may be allergic to Latex, so you might have difficulty finding the right kind. Try to get "Spermicidal lubricant" if you're really worried about pregnancy.
Diseases and Pregnancy
STDs are easily transferrable, but you won't get one unless the condom breaks. Also, remember, if the girl has had sex before, assume she has STDs and make sure she's all checked. Also remember that girls LIE, so don't trust them. You're having sex at your own risk... if the girl is a "ho", then chances are she DOES have something, even if there are no symptoms.
If a girl says she is on The Pill, don't believe her unless you see her take it. Girls lie, so be cautious.
Pre-Sex: What to do before.
If you've never had sex before, READ THIS FIRST. You better be comfortable with your penis size, because if you aren't, it shows. With that said, purchase your condoms based on whichever you like.
Practicing sex beforehand. Take your pants off. Put your twanger on your toilet seat or something up to your crotch level. Make sure its lying on something comfortable that you can move your peepee around on without worrying about friction. Try a small towel with some soap on it. Put your strong hand on top of your peepee, and make sure it's lubed up with soap, lube, or whatever you're using to give that watery, warm feeling.
So with your hand on top, you've made a little hole. Now start slowly thrusting in and out. GET A RHYTHM FOR IT. Play some slow songs and thrust to the beat. Speed up the tempo, and control your breathing. Get used to the electricity that accompanies your whole pelvic region moving back and forth, as opposed to jacking off.
This develops your muscles in your abs, buttocks, and hips, so do this often.
Also, when you don't have a hard-on and its late at night and you have no female company, kneel in front of a wall. Make sure your knees are comfortable. Put your hands out in front of you on the wall, and lean on them. Then, practice your pelvic thrusts, first slowly, then increasing speed. Keep your rhythm, and your breathing under control.
When you don't gasp loudly, and feel you can "hit it" both hard/fast and softly/slowly, then you're ready to have sex.
Having your first sexual experience.
First, make sure you have a place to do it. Second, make sure you have a CD full of romantic slow jams to get her in the mood. If you feel she will like it, get a little candle in there too.
Be making out with her, and slowly remove her clothing. Shirt first, pants second, bra third, panties/thong last. Give 3-5 min before each, and kiss aggressively.
When you get her pants off (your shirt should be off already when hers is), take yours off, and put on your condom. Make out with her for a minute or two, then stick it in. If you dono how, have her do it (blame it on the darkness or something ).
Start with her on her back, and you on your knees (missionary position). Start pumping slowly, gently. Make sure she is COMFORTABLE, and it DOESN'T HURT HER. It might be difficult getting it all the way in, but keep trying until you do. If your piece is exceptionally big, stick in as much as you're able to without hurting her. The do it harder, speed up. Put her legs up on your shoulders if she desires (it feels better for them). Then pump faster and harder. In about 7-8 min you should be going full speed ahead.
If you feel like you're either:
A) going to bust really soon
B)losing rhythm
then STOP PUMPING. Make out with her for a minute, get your mind off the sex, and then resumed with newfound vigor. Screw till you bust... congratulations! Wasn't that bad, was it?
After sex: How to wrap it up
If she wasn't pleased very much, you can either wait a few minutes and try again, OR if you feel you really sucked somehow, you can eat her out. If you really don't care about her, ignore the last two sentences, cuz you're all done!
Don't flush the condom down the toilet... trash it if you can.
If you make the girl feel special, even if you didn't think the sex was as great as it could be, it will be special for you as well.
Good luck guys, and POST BACK... I want to know if there's anything else you'd like me to write about.
Any questions/comments are welcome either on here or on AIM.
Happy hunting!
Sebastian
Excellent! I am very proud of you indeed!
However, one thing girls and guys will always judge you on (as you get older) is sex.
You gotta be good... you gotta be GREAT.
So, allow me to help you grow into a man. I'm going to teach you how to have sex.
FIRST: A little background information.
Condoms
Condoms are your best friend. For first timers, use "Trojan - Maximum Strength"; its in dark pink packaging. For those of you who aren't worried about busting too quick, try the light purple colored Trojans, the "For Her Pleasure", the ladies really like that one better than regular.
Those are all lubricated (which is desired)... some girls may be allergic to Latex, so you might have difficulty finding the right kind. Try to get "Spermicidal lubricant" if you're really worried about pregnancy.
Diseases and Pregnancy
STDs are easily transferrable, but you won't get one unless the condom breaks. Also, remember, if the girl has had sex before, assume she has STDs and make sure she's all checked. Also remember that girls LIE, so don't trust them. You're having sex at your own risk... if the girl is a "ho", then chances are she DOES have something, even if there are no symptoms.
If a girl says she is on The Pill, don't believe her unless you see her take it. Girls lie, so be cautious.
Pre-Sex: What to do before.
If you've never had sex before, READ THIS FIRST. You better be comfortable with your penis size, because if you aren't, it shows. With that said, purchase your condoms based on whichever you like.
Practicing sex beforehand. Take your pants off. Put your twanger on your toilet seat or something up to your crotch level. Make sure its lying on something comfortable that you can move your peepee around on without worrying about friction. Try a small towel with some soap on it. Put your strong hand on top of your peepee, and make sure it's lubed up with soap, lube, or whatever you're using to give that watery, warm feeling.
So with your hand on top, you've made a little hole. Now start slowly thrusting in and out. GET A RHYTHM FOR IT. Play some slow songs and thrust to the beat. Speed up the tempo, and control your breathing. Get used to the electricity that accompanies your whole pelvic region moving back and forth, as opposed to jacking off.
This develops your muscles in your abs, buttocks, and hips, so do this often.
Also, when you don't have a hard-on and its late at night and you have no female company, kneel in front of a wall. Make sure your knees are comfortable. Put your hands out in front of you on the wall, and lean on them. Then, practice your pelvic thrusts, first slowly, then increasing speed. Keep your rhythm, and your breathing under control.
When you don't gasp loudly, and feel you can "hit it" both hard/fast and softly/slowly, then you're ready to have sex.
Having your first sexual experience.
First, make sure you have a place to do it. Second, make sure you have a CD full of romantic slow jams to get her in the mood. If you feel she will like it, get a little candle in there too.
Be making out with her, and slowly remove her clothing. Shirt first, pants second, bra third, panties/thong last. Give 3-5 min before each, and kiss aggressively.
When you get her pants off (your shirt should be off already when hers is), take yours off, and put on your condom. Make out with her for a minute or two, then stick it in. If you dono how, have her do it (blame it on the darkness or something ).
Start with her on her back, and you on your knees (missionary position). Start pumping slowly, gently. Make sure she is COMFORTABLE, and it DOESN'T HURT HER. It might be difficult getting it all the way in, but keep trying until you do. If your piece is exceptionally big, stick in as much as you're able to without hurting her. The do it harder, speed up. Put her legs up on your shoulders if she desires (it feels better for them). Then pump faster and harder. In about 7-8 min you should be going full speed ahead.
If you feel like you're either:
A) going to bust really soon
B)losing rhythm
then STOP PUMPING. Make out with her for a minute, get your mind off the sex, and then resumed with newfound vigor. Screw till you bust... congratulations! Wasn't that bad, was it?
After sex: How to wrap it up
If she wasn't pleased very much, you can either wait a few minutes and try again, OR if you feel you really sucked somehow, you can eat her out. If you really don't care about her, ignore the last two sentences, cuz you're all done!
Don't flush the condom down the toilet... trash it if you can.
If you make the girl feel special, even if you didn't think the sex was as great as it could be, it will be special for you as well.
Good luck guys, and POST BACK... I want to know if there's anything else you'd like me to write about.
Any questions/comments are welcome either on here or on AIM.
Happy hunting!
Sebastian