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    The Save Backbreaker Thread!!!

    Calling all generous souls!! I am currently setting up a fund in which to collect donations to fund Backbreaker's much needed abortion. Please people...don't be stingy. Our beloved BB's freedom and happiness has been threatened by the institution of pregnancy! We need to come together as a...
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    Change your personality

    If you want to turn yourself completely around mentally, psychologically, (physically, you're on your own, you should know what you need to work on), and if you want to do it in a hurry, then you need to do the following steps. Step 1. Become an a.sshole. (don't worry, its fun I promise)...
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    Male Superiority!

    I am a firm believer in male superiority, for various reasons. I would say what they are, but I don't have the time to make a long diatribe. Anyways, I've been really into making polls lately, so here's a new one. Edit: I'm not asking who typically dominates relationships these days. I mean...
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    Don't Fuk with my paper b!tch!

    4 questions for all of you guys. 1. How much money do you guys make a year? 2. What do you do? 3. How long have you been at it? 4. How much education do you have? Tell the truth, don't be embarassed. Don't give me any of this, "Its not polite horses.hit", cause quite frankly, I don't...
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    The Random Thread...

    Randomness!!!! Post your random thoughts, videos, pictures, whims, whatever... For some reason, I can't stop listening to the song..."Feel Like Dying" by Lil Wayne. Trippy ass song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edVj9AkPzCs ^^Even trippier Music video.^^
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    Don't party with gangbangers kids.

    Some dude pulled a gun and started shooting at the party I just got back from! Not cool. There was a big ass fight over a cell phone and some car keys getting jacked. I heard somebody yelling about a gun and I started running. Got outta there just before the shooting started.
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    Hooray for Beer! "The Official SoSuave Alcohol Thread!"

    :D Well, so I've discovered in the last year that one of my passions is drinking. Although I still live at home and I'm under 21, so I'm still in the process of building up my tolerance to it. I think the drunkest I've ever been was at my neighbor's 5 year old kid's birthday party (Yeah, I'm...
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    Did anybody else notice....?

    ...how hott the b.itches in the new movie transformers were?
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    How am I doing?

    The Workout (appx) Seated Row (machine)...170lbs sets of 10, 8, 7 Lat Flexor (machine)...225lbs sets of 10, 8, 6 Incline Press (machine)...165lbs sets of 10, 7, 5 Dips w/15 lbs weight...3-5 sets of 10 Leg Press (machine)...390lbs 1 set of 10 and 310lbs 2 sets of 10 Calf Raise...
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    Cunnilingus...Yay or nay?

    Who likes or at least tolerates eating p.ussy here?
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    Wife gives "Sex Allowance"

    I don't know how many of you watch or follow the NBA but this is crazy. Dude that plays for the Jazz, Andrei Kirilenko besides having the coolest nickname in the NBA (AK-47) also has the coolest wife in the NBA, maybe the world. His wife lets him sleep with one other woman per year! He gets a...
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    2007 SI Swimsuit rant...

    Today, as I was walking out of K Mart, I saw Beyonce on the cover and thought what the hell and I scooped up the issue along with a pack of gum. A couple hours later, as I was perusing the pages...ok ok who am I kidding?... as I was jacking off furiously on the toilet I noticed something. When I...
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    Help me out with a cd

    Hey guys...I'm making a cd for a friend of mine who's had it pretty rough. I want some songs that are kinda sad, but have a uplifting undertone to em you know? Like songs that talk about how tough life is, but like keep your head up type of thing. For example Live in the Sky by T.I. and Jaime...
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    I need some info on computer viruses

    I seem to have contracted a Trojan Horse Virus through limewire (yes yes, I know). Anyways, my computer's virus protection found it, yet stated it was unable to repair or remove it. It also said that it was the lowest possible risk, whatever that means. I deleted the file in limewire and I read...
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    Beauty and the Geek

    Anybody watch that show? I don't know if I should be like :crackup: or like :cry: . Cause one part of me wants to laugh my ass off at how geeky these cats are, the other part is like, damn, they don't even deserve to be getting with chicks like that.
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    Get the words slut/wh0re/skank, out of your vocabulary

    I was telling somebody this earlier and I though it should be in the tips section. Basic sosauve teachings say all girls are horny, possibly hornier than the average guy :eek: . We need to get the words slut, skank, and wh0re out of our vocabs. The reason being that a major hurdle for alot of...
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    College Football

    Well, I noticed there were several threads for the NFL, but I was wondering if there are any college football fans around. Me personally, I'll take college football over the NFL any day of the week. The pagentry, the rivalries, tradition, not to mention these guys play for more than a...
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    Celebrity abs

    Just out of curiousity, which muscles do you guys think women like the most? Like top 5 favorites? I would guess abs, chest, shoulders, biceps, and then gluteous maximus in that order? That being said, what kind of ab workout do you guys do? Cuz I'm hella toned, everywhere except for my...
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    For those that can't get enough: More ****y funny material.

    Alright, so people were saying they wanted more ****y funny material. Personaly I think it can only help so much, but it is pretty entertaining stuff. So I copy pasted this from another website, so I won't take any credit for its genius (or stupidity, redundancy, etc). The public asked for it...
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    psuedo field report: Job Hunting

    Me and a buddy of mine went to the mall today. I'm looking for a job so I hit up all the guy stores like champs and footlocker etc. But then I just said f.uck it, and started going into stores like American Eagle (even though I don't do that look). The thing is I think its gonna give me an...
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