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We use lube. Try again tomorrow night...

Me and my girlfriend have had sex about half a dozen times. Shes never bled. She was a virgin so we expected some pain the first few. However she says when we have sex that it still hurts just as much as the first time and that she gets no enjoyment whatsoever out of it. When her friends lost...

More like if it weren't for a bunch of aristocratic white guys who didn't feel like paying taxes on their tea...

I like this thread. Today an older (probably early 60s) year old man was in the parking lot where I work trying to put a new air filter into his car (it was some late 80s ford that was a little bit of a pita). He said he was there for a while and couldn't get it, so I helped him out and he was...

Thats the thing about european cars. One magazine editor compared them to "Ultra high maintenance, flaming European *****. You give and you give and just cross your fingers that someday she'll reward you with that promised multiple orgasm session in a palatial hotel room on a cliff above the...

You're asking us what color your purse should be?

Have you tried watching one of Samuel L. Jackson's more recent movies? I find it calms me in my fears.

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This guy was irresponsible enough to get a girl pregnant, and now he thinks that he should stop asking her if she wants WATER at the gas station? Oh my god. You guys realize that the advice you give to him in this thread could **** up lives.

After drunkenness wears off you just feel like ****. After a high wears off you HAVE to sleep. Maybe its just me, but I smoke and pass the ****kk out. When I go out i'll usually drink for a little bit, let the drunkenness come down and right before I start feeling ****ty I'll smoke. Then the...

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We tried last night and that **** was wayyy too tight. It was like halfway in and she was hurting pretty bad, so we just called it a night.

Know why you didn't get her number? Karma for trying to ****block your buddy.

Thanks for the responses guys. When I'm fingering her I only use one or two fingers, but her friend told her more or less that if you can fit 3 fingers easily you could fit a ****.

My girlfriend and I have been going out for around 4 months now. She says she wants to have sex, but is scared (because she is a virgin) that it is going to hurt and shes going to bleed everywhere. Is this typical with most girls? Shes pretty tight, I can barely fit 3 fingers in her (used to...

I'm at around $50 :(

Dear America - Letters Home From Vietnam watch it.

Ehhh keep me in mind.

Yeah, but funerals are pretty expensive. New motorcycle license + Superbike = :down:

When telling your girlfriend she looks cute in her earrings, don't ask her when she got them. At least, don't ask her that when it turns out they are the earrings YOU bought for her for her birthday. :o Luckily my girl has a good sense of humor