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    Looks like you guys still suck.

    I've been avoiding this place for the last 3 months, and it looks like nothing has changed: The same ole losers, virgins, and wannabe pimps. So suave is not the remedy.:woo:
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    Safer SEX... darnit

    I was thinking about cheating on my girlfriend, but decided against it because I'm fearful of stds and I also luv her and all that sheit. Anyway... Wouldn't it be cool if condoms were made with a dental dam-type barrier that would prevent the spread of herpes. I'm suggesting a barrier that...
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    Should DJ's Be NAKED?

    I was watching some nature channel that showed the life of a hunter and gather society and one thing that I always notice about these shows is that the men are all alpha, and they are always naked. Clothing is a sign of shame, and it attempts to hide who we really are MEN. As alpha men and DJ's...
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    Women are the new Men?

    Women are doing better in school, they earn more college degrees, they are gaining ground in science, they are taking over the work place, and have reached sexual and social liberation. They sound a lot more DJ than the average man. What is going on? What will the world look like in a female...
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    Girl likes "Around the World" ya or na?

    Would you allow your girl to go "around the world" on you?
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    N vs N why can't they say it video.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5460683113477141268&q=******
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    The Olsen twins look like monkeys

    Why do people find them attractive??? They have the body on an 8 year old... I guess that they would be perfect for a pedephile or for faux teen porn?
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    Bow hunting in the woods behind my house

    good idea or bad?? I would love to hunt with a rifle, but LE wouldn't be happy, and my neighbors would rat me out.... I've noticed more and more deer in the area...
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    I hate having friends.

    I hate all of my friends because I believe that I am better than them. I choose to only talk to them and hang out when I want to. For the last month or so I've completely ignored my telephone, and when it rings I careful screen the names that pop up. I am such a fking loner..... I have people...
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    The NASTIEST thing that you have done

    The nastiest thing that I have every done is......... taste my own shyt and my own urine.
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    I can't walk

    I fked up my ankle over the weekend and I'm stuck at home sitting on my ass, can't drive my manual shift car, I have to crawl up and down the stairs, last night i had to piss in a bottle because I couldn't hop to the bathroom, then I dropped my piss bottle on the floor and had to throw baking...
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    Heart Of A Troll; Soul Of A Man

    I was depressed today, so I decided to look at my old posts on another forum that I use to troll on 4 years ago. Boy have I changed back then I was REALLY depressed, drinking (DRUNK) all day, eating mcdonalds everyday, failing out of school (got kicked out), I think like I attended class once/...
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    This is silly... I'm too old to have a CRUSH.

    This might be AFC-ish, so kill me... I'm severely attracted to a classmate of mine, she's modestly attractive, but has a hb10 personality. Strangely enough I'm not sexually attracted to her, but I'm in love with her mind, personality, and the joy that she gives to the world. My gf is way...
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    I just turned my speakers off with my mind.

    I wanted to turn my speakers off, so I transfered my energy in their direction and they turned off.... Does this make me a wizard like Harry Potter???
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    player_supreme podcast

    listen: http://media35b.libsyn.com/mHdveMd2m3jGfZR%2BmnJuppemaXmZ/podcasts/playersupreme/8_TYPES_OF_DUDES_FEMALES_HATE.mp3
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    Ralphie has a girl why don't you???

    This guy weighs 454lbs and he has a chick... Why don't you??? Here's his myspace: http://www.myspace.com/ralphiemay AND HERE IS HIS WIFE: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=23570049 There aren't any excuses left...
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    I'm such a loser

    I'm such a loser, I have a paper due by 11:59 pm 7/18 and Im only 1/3 of the way finished. I swear I've written more BS here than for my paper. I've never written a paper without waiting to the last minute. It is like I need the stress of an impending deadline to force myself into sitting down...
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    Eddie George MTV MADE is on again

    This is the episode that came on last week (I think) it's pretty interesting. This 375lb fat kid drops some weight and becomes prom king. He also is forced to approach women.
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    All Things Real And Imagined:

    I can not get this girl out my head. All day everyday I'm constantly thinking about this girl in my class. She is not physically amazing by anyone's standard, but she is undeniably cute and charming. The first day of class I caught her leering at me, she follows up her leer session by giving me...
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    Why am I tired of So Suave?

    Every 2 months I leave this place and return only to be bored again. It seems like a guy could learn everything that he can learn from this forum in one week. Anything pass this time is regurgitive and useless, maybe he could spemd a month doing cold approaches and receive questionable advice...
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