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lol, there's no way "lifeforce" is ****in kidding....

Here's a thought. Think about what you think you look best in. Make that a reality. That's you.

lol, one thing I do when I go on a date is find something wrong with the girl that I can make fun of, but don't quite say it yet, at least until she says something of that sort to you, than it is your chance to say this to her without retaliation. It should get her emotions stirred up, but she...

Being on their period is no excuse. She seems highly suspect to push/pull though.

lol, reading that was the biggest turnoff ever, I don't think my d*ck has ever been softer.

boring and predictable = turn off

The story is actually just a joke that was applied as if it really happened to me. Actually very easy. But the best stories are actually your real ones. One story I like to tell when things are going good is my Krispy Kreme story. It goes something like this, "Yeah, when I was younger I...

try talking about something you are passionate about. Your enthusiasm will show and will get things going.

One thing that I have found to have worked consistently in a wide variety of situations is having a short but funny story that catches someone off guard. I have quite a few of these and I have practiced them to the point they just come natural. Now, I'll be honest, being ****y/funny...

sounds to me as if she just wanted you two to get together already but didn't want to be the person whom brings it up. I've been in that situation plenty of times, there are several ways you can prolong the f*ckin but inevitably if you don't get with her exclusively you can't expect her to...

Armani Code and Very Sexy For Him v2 are what I always wear.

Yeah, tell her you are going to dictate. if she is like..."what?" be like..."I said, how does my dictate." (hint: **** taste)

Maybe you should consider going to other bars. Sounds like you have a pretty bad rep among the staff or something along those lines. One thing I could think of is that maybe you are a horrible tipper. Not tipping is a quick and easy way to get bartenders to not like you.

lol, some probably worse.

I lost my virginity 5 months before turning 18. I'm 22 now and my number is somewhere in the 40s, possibly low 50s

lol good discussion. Keep it goin.

lmao, this has to be a joke.

Took off the flexing pick as that was something else I thought could be viewed in a way I didn't want. As for being too obvious... hmm... I kind of want to be obvious that I'm looking to meet girls, but I think the part of where i'm open to a relationship would show that i'm not just goin to...

lol...I been considering that one for a while. LOL

give her a subscription to cosmo magazine.... you might hate me for it though.