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Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole...

“Susie, do you know your numbers?” the teacher asks.“Yup,” she says. “My dad taught me.”“What comes after three?”“Four,” Susie answers.“Great. And tell me what number comes after six?”“Seven.”“Excellent,” Susie’s teacher says. “Your dad did a good job. Now, what’s after ten?”“Jack.”...

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get...