Recent content by TheEveningChronograph

Sounds good, Benjamin Button.

LJBF.

No! It's all about quantity over quality now. Don't you know?

Gotta get my posts up in a hurry so I can catch up to you!!! Replying to everything like you, it sure is annoying huh?

Time for OP to draw his own conclusions. I did. Back when I had zero experience and was asked out by the chick, I said f ck it, it has to happen sometime.

Bump.

The old ass fatties that open you say yewww. It's OVER for ArizonaCels bro!

It's OVER for EasternEuropeanCels that keep poking the bear! Get some BRAH!

I'll answer that. Yeah. They open him like this: "Hey BillyPogrom honey, be sure to make Arizona blue again! I love me some semi-successful men! Yewwww take care now ya hear?"

And I don't want clueless, highly uninspiring females that can't tell their asses from a hole in the ground due to their disturbing lack of experience with their heads stuck in the sand.

I remember when Jennifer Moleski called it at 25. LMAO. Care I do not. They can't even define what a woman is anymore.

Got off my sorry ass seven days ago and went hiking in this brutal ass heat. I doused myself in bug spray before heading out, which was fine and dandy, but I had a freak black bear encounter of all things. It was a baby out foraging for food. I must've spooked the s*** out of it, it turned and...

Most days I'm not using cannabis therapeutically, instead I'll use a combination of NAC and Vitamin A. It works wonders. Some days I accidentally used cannabis too soon after supplementing with NAC and instead it just gives you a 'body high'. Also get your Vitamin D levels up and keep them...

Clap those cheeks ASAP. She's craving it from you by now.

Just moved to Washington D.C. metro area today, pare. Lucena City descendant.