help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines like
'i wanted to thank you for helping me to feel alive again'.
i like to txt message these to this one girl every once in a while, she eats them up.
if you aren't fvcking by the 2nd or 3rd date, move on. she's not into you and will probably LJBF you soon.
if you manage to get in her pants by the 3rd date, then she[s probably a hor.
Were you there through all the BS that happens throughout their bitter 6 year custody battle? Do you honestly have a right to judge this situation from one voice mail message that was illegally leaked?
My dad has said much worse to me over the years, and has done worse. I've deserved it...
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