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Recent content by All_Torque

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    How to knock the 9.5s off their pedestals...

    Ignore them. Pretend you haven't noticed, because you haven't. Hit on a homely looking 7.5 and don't look back.
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    Female boss - does she like me

    Drop subtle hints that she's being unproffesional.
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    when a chick says she's fat

    Tell here "Listen Hoe, what the **** would I be doing with a fat or ugly chick???"
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    Pretty cool thing to say to a girl after sex

    "NEXT!" :D
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    Lesbians

    Okay, this is a serious question now. Has anyone ever tried to pull a lesbo? I think some lesbains can be pretty hot. Plus, it'd be like the ultimate trophy...
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    B!tches, Hoes and Hypocrisy

    Well Fingers I agree to a certain extent, but you seem to be suggesting that monogamy and faithful marriages are also bad, which I happen to disagree with. This is not because I am religious. You think I'd be posting here if I was religious?
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    Cold approaches in England

    Sure they do. Shine ye shoes, guvner?
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    Be romantic!

    Has anyone ever tried being an AFC just for a joke? I mean, buying flowers and acting like a little ***** just to see how big an AFC you can be? Dude, that would be like the ultiamte witty thing for a DJ to do. I'm talking about being all nice and crap, like it's some kind of evil...
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    JUST JUST JUST... go get rejected

    It is impossible for me to get rejected. If a woman turns me down. It's because I planned it that way, and she is just a pawn in my evil little game. MU HA HA HA.
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    A date with a Russian girl from class

    What the hell is this sh|t? Why haven't you banged her already?
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    Attacking what we cant understand must stop

    GOOD. That's how we function best. That's how nature intended us to be.
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    LAY REPORT: Suavedave learns to avoid supplication after sex!

    Translation: "Don't be a p.ussy after sex."
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    taking yellow teeth girl out

    Why do you want a discreet solution? Why ***** foot arround? I'd tell her that her teeth are yellow and that not cleaning properly can cause gum disease - and if she didn't like that, then I'd next her ass into next week.
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