"Do my laundry, get a blow job"

Bible_Belt · Jan 20, 2006

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/101753746.html

reyalp · Jan 20, 2006

waste of time. i wouldn't do 8-12 loads of laundry just to get a *******, i don't care how hot she is.

but then again, i'm not much for *******s.

Bible_Belt · Jan 20, 2006

Yeah, she's a domineering ho, but the idea might work for guys, too. "Do my laundry, get a date."

reyalp · Jan 20, 2006

good idea.....someone should try it and see how it goes.

Porky · Jan 20, 2006

what a fvcking slut

spider_007 · Jan 20, 2006

She should do MY laundry and still give ME A bl*wjob.

Kpocalypse · Jan 20, 2006

And after that come by my house for some tapping on that ass. (I'll stay away from the mouth, not gonna invade your territory).

AC/DC · Jan 20, 2006

See, it's not really that bad... except she probably has herpes.

Derek Flint · Jan 20, 2006

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/101753746.html

She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:

Create Reality · Jan 20, 2006

Re: Re: "Do my laundry, get a blow job"

Originally posted by Derek Flint
She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:

:crackup:

Seriously, I would need some pics first. She could be some fat cunt who thinks men will do anything for a blowwjob.

( . )( . ) · Jan 21, 2006

A shower after ten hours of laundry and before getting your reward

"Reward" ??? Silly cvnt. I still dont see my reward, I do her laundry and let her suck my d!ck but whats in it for me?

Tasteful pictures are a plus, but don't worry too much if you don't have one. Just convince me that I should let you do my laundry. A couple of spelling and grammar errors won't eliminate you, but you'd be a fool to think it didn't count (if you can't construct a sentence, why would I think you're competent enough to fold my underwear?). Pictures of your johnson (particularly if it shows sores and lesions) will become my new dartboard target and your e-mail will go into my Trash folder.

Errr ...wait shes offering to suck d!ck for payment but "tasteful" pictures only

. Now thats some classic chick priorities right there.

:crackup: Ahhh chicks with overblown sense of entitlements....gotta love what our faggoty forefathers and brothers have left us with.

GirlCrazy · Jan 21, 2006

Ahhh chicks with overblown sense of entitlements

The really sad part is she's probably received 500 replies and 10 marriage proposals by now - all for coming up with a creative form of prostitution.

"Do my laundry, get a blow job"

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spider_007

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Kpocalypse

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AC/DC

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