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Sir_Chancealot
09-29-2001, 10:28 PM
I have a topic I think may give us a laugh.

What is the most obvious come-on that a chick has told you, but that you didn't get at the time?

For example, when I was 17, I had this chick tell me "Kristin and I were talking, and I told her that I thought you'd be good in bed".

Being 17, I totally missed that what this girl was really saying was "I want to find out how good you are in bed".

Being 17, I also missed the corallary to that, which is "If she and Kristen were talking about it, they BOTH must have been wondering about it!"

DOH!!!! http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Who else has some funny ones?

Take No Dirt
09-29-2001, 10:42 PM
Great topic, Sir_Chancealot!

When I was 28 years old, I decided to get braces for my teeth so I had to undergo X-rays, getting moulds of my teeth done and photographs.

Well, this delectable brunette gal (a 9.0) with a flashy smile asked me to stand against the wall so she could take a side view photo of me. She teasingly said to me "I always get the really tall guys!" Being it was my pre-DJ days, I didn't offer a reply. In thinking back, she may have been thinking "if he's so tall, then his c**k is probably big as well". I simply blew it!

Dancer
09-29-2001, 11:18 PM
"How about you meet me at my dorm room around 9ish, then we can talk about it?"

i missed it. Completely. As I recall, I studied for a psychology test that night. http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/frown.gif

Whoever
09-29-2001, 11:21 PM
I didn't completely miss the come on in this one case but I missed part of it. I couldn't do anything about it because this chick was married, but she was always dropping sexual hints to me, most of which I picked up on right away. The one I missed was when she reffered to herself as "Anal" which at the time I assumed meant she liked things neat and tidy. It wasn't until later when I thought about it and the way she said it that she was hinting that she liked it up the ass... I still just about get a boner whenever I think about it.

Sir_Chancealot
09-30-2001, 09:34 PM
HAHAHA!

I just HAD to bump this.

Come on guys, we have all been there, as well as seen a buddy miss one that was blatant.

What's the stories?

improvingdonjuan
09-30-2001, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Sir_Chancealot:
HAHAHA!

I just HAD to bump this.

Come on guys, we have all been there, as well as seen a buddy miss one that was blatant.

What's the stories?

well im realy embarass to say this but like about 2 years ago way way waaaaaayyyyy before finding this site i was an AFC and this chick told me

her " man, im really horny. and there is noone home so today im going to be all alone"

me " oh realy, do what i do when im horny and masturbate"

her " are you doing anything today?"

me " yeah i got to go home early to babysit"

her " what time do you have to be home, can you be a little bit late"

me " what for? , besides my parents are going to get pissed if im home late, i got to go or ill miss the buss"

she never talk to me the same again, and she was hoooot im mean realy hot 9.5 and i let it go. the worst thing is i honestly had no clue that she wanted me to bang her.



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Confidence is the key to women

tweeder
09-30-2001, 10:33 PM
My most recent one happened while I was working. This really good looking girl came down the aisle I was building. She asked me where the chips were. I showed her and thought nothing of it. 5 minutues later she comes back buy and asks if I'll show her where the bread is. So I go show her, and she's looking at me and smiling the whole time.

But I'm stupid right? So I go back to my aisle. This is an aisle that is completely empty at the time. She comes back down the aisle just smiling at me. I look in her cart and she has no bread or chips in her cart.

Then she asks if I get off soon. I picked up on that right? WRONG. I just said I had to work late and went on with my business. On my break when I had time to think about it I finally figured it out. Geez she was hot!!!! When I figured out what I missed out on it was about as painful as a swift kick to the nuts.

cyclonus
10-01-2001, 02:56 AM
"I wouldn't mind getting drunk with you"

Lets just say i was a dork.

chimps_rule
10-01-2001, 08:24 AM
ohhh, i give myself uppercuts everytime thnking of all these chances i had that i ****ed up. but heres the worst one,

taking a girl (an 8) back to her place after being at college, she had been kinoing me and her body language that day had been basically aimed at me (i didnt realise this atthe time), stop at her joint, she says would you like to come in for a drink i then say no i have to go to work in an hour and a half and then promptly drive off, but as im halfway down the driveway i realise that she wanted sex and i kept on driving knocking that thought back thinking, nooooo man, your crazy. i mentally kill myself thinking of this one.

then after that day she never acted the same way around me again (she moved on to another guy almost instantly) and friends tell me that she thinks im gay.

lordclem*
10-01-2001, 01:00 PM
sh!t this tread is funny
anyway how
"my house is free later,were going to get some drinks,then go home"looking at me smiling then said"all we needis some boyz"

i had to let this go she was abit on the lagerlarge side wit skinny mate

Turbobird
10-01-2001, 01:29 PM
When I was 15, a really hot girl in my class asked me if I could breath at her so she could breathe it in and decide if I smelled good. http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif ITS TRUE!!! I did, and she was really on to me after that. I didn’t make a move and two days later she was together with another guy from class.

Another time I asked a friend from school if she wanted to have sex with me. I just sad it like a joke. SHE SAID YES! I still don’t know if she was just joking, like I was, but I regret I didn’t find out.

maranathaman
10-01-2001, 01:47 PM
Great Topic!! An alternate Subject name might be "How Stupid Am I?"

Way back in the day, when I was 16, I worked at a Gas Station. This Hot Blond Drives up and says "Hey, wanna Party?" I go sure! So after work she picks me up and as we're driving she told about how her uncle had molested her, and now she's REALLY into sex!
(Sluts are cool!) http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
She would do stuff like put her hand on my leg near my crotch and rub my leg as we were driving etc. I was a virgin, and I had not much of a clue! I kick myself now because she was a gorgeous Blond/Blue Knockout!
Anothertime, I was at Hillsdale Mall in SanMateo, California when I was a Teenager. And this cute babe sits next to me and proceeds to tell me that her butt is sore, and could I massage it for her? I did (over her pants) but didn't get the clue to proceed furthur!
Another time, when I was about 13, I was getting braces put on my teeth, and the Dental assistant was totally rubbing her tits in my face as she was working on my teeth and laughing! Again, I was clueless!
Another time (I'm on a roll now!) I was working at a restaurant, and this very sexy lady who was wearing a dress with a sheer back came up to me to ask where the bathroom was, I was a little drunk and as I was talking to her, I was rubbing her back through her sheer dress(KINO). She was totally smiling and lingering. I might have been able to do more.
Anothertime, I had to go into a closet at the restaurant, and one of the waitresses comes-in after me, and says, you can kiss me if you want! I was so inexperienced that I kissed her on the cheek. She was wearing a sexy low cut top and mini skirt. Man, I bet have gotton some nice action if I had a clue!
"How stupid Am I?" (I got more experiences but I don't wanna take up too much bandwidth!)
~Andy



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"Before you sign a new act, find out if they are wack!"

ACTION
10-01-2001, 02:40 PM
Sir_Chance:

I've, actually, had QUITE A FEW! Here's the worst one. I was going out with this chick and her cousin used to hang with us a lot and she started diggin' on me badly. I loved her cousin, so I wasn't in THAT frame of mind when she told me, "ACTION, I have to stop hanging around you because you make me hot."

To this day I can't believe that I answered her, laughing while I did it, "So go get a fan." AAAAARRRRGHGGHGHGHHGGH!

Caveman
10-01-2001, 02:44 PM
Back in school I used to always wear shirts over my (out of my?) pants. One day, I tucked it in and this girl told me: I like the way you wear your shirt. At least now we can see what you got! *wink*

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Believe in yourself so everyone else will too.

Dink
10-01-2001, 03:10 PM
Well, my junior year in high school a girl not bad looking at least a 5 told me "I wanna see you drunk sometime or we gotta get drunk together." Not realizing what she meant i felt like punching myself in the balls.

Sir_Chancealot
10-01-2001, 10:30 PM
Keep 'em coming.

bump.

ArrogantPrick
10-01-2001, 10:47 PM
maranathaman, well that's alot of chances there bro...i'm glad you're pickin' up now

DonJoey
10-01-2001, 10:47 PM
Way back in high school, this girl I had a crush on sits on my desk during english class and starts telling me that she wrote this short story about a guy she wanted to do and how she jerked him off and he came everywhere. (she was a nympho)
I realised it was a come on, what freaked me out at the time was how strong she came onto me.
Another time when my eye was bleeding (nothing serious) she asked if she could "suck on my ball...eye ball" then she blushed.
If only that would happen to me know heheheheh

Juan_Man
10-02-2001, 12:31 AM
Her: "So, what are you doing tonight?"

Me: "I'm just going to surf the net for a bit, eat some left over pizza, and call it a night."

Her: "Okay. I'll talk to you later."

Me: "Later." (with a George Dubya-like expression)

john
10-02-2001, 01:33 AM
i don't get anything good. the best verbal thing i've ever gotten was this girl who was walking along the street with her friends while i was practicing my serve on the tennis courts says " i'd play with you if i wasn't busy " among other things and i dont think she was referring to tennis. it was only by the time they were gone that i realized what had just gone down. having never had a come on like that happen to me before i had no idea how to act and was all flustered and the only thing that came out of my mouth was "oh thanks "

PortugueseMeatball
10-02-2001, 10:11 AM
This thread is soo cool... hehehe, here's mine, happened about a year ago.

I was casually talking to a college girl friend and she tells me (jokingly?) that every time she sees me she thinks of sex. My reply? "Well, as long as it is good sex..." To this day she keeps inviting me every three or four weeks to go to the beach, to the theatre, whatever. I'm not really into her, but that was really obvious... gngngnnnnrrrrrr!!!

Just remembered another one...

I was in high-school at a gym class and I lay down on one of those mattresses. I close my eyes (we were all waiting for the teacher) and I feel another mattress being thrown over me and I hear some girl giggles. It's not too unconfortable and I really don't feel like moving much right now (I've been laying down for some 5 mins, so I'm getting kinda sleepy). Suddenly I feed some pressure over my head. Someone had sat down on my face. OK, that's it, I decided to do something. But because of the mattress and because I had my hands parallel to my body, I was basically impotent to have some effective reaction. Suddenly the force over my face relieves and I'm able to get free of the mattress; a cute girl from my class had sit on my face! http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/biggrin.gif OMG... how much obvious can it get?!

[This message has been edited by PortugueseMeatball (edited 10-02-2001).]

PortugueseMeatball
10-02-2001, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by DonJoey:
Another time when my eye was bleeding (nothing serious) she asked if she could "suck on my ball...eye ball" then she blushed.


LOL http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/biggrin.gif HILARIOUS!!! These Freudian quotes really can get the best of your, right?!

Don the Legend
10-02-2001, 10:35 AM
Here's mine,

I was out on a date and then I went back to my buddies house. I didn't have my own place at the time. After watching a movie and drinking, I can't believe I didn't try anything, she gets down to her panties and bra. Being the nice guy I was, I didn't do anything. She was pissed I didn't do anything with her. That is how clueless I was back then. I never lived that down with my friends. DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then another time, same girl. She went on another date with me and we went to a casino. It was me, her and a couple of my friends. On the way to the casino she was hinting of taking me to her office. I really didn't think anything of it at the time. She wanted to leave so I walked her to her car. She opens the passenger door for me and I unwittingly closed it shut. I really wasn't thinking at the time.

Legend

Greasy Monkey
10-02-2001, 12:51 PM
Here are a couple of classics!

I was 19 and snogging an older woman in her car late at night. She said "You're really passionate, do you want to come back to mine?" I said I couldn't as I had to do a presentation at college the next day. I hadn't even prepared for the presentation and to add insult to injury I left the course about a month later.

Another time was when I stayed at this girl's flat. We were talking about sex and then she said "Do you want to do it?". As I was so out of it I said "Do what?". As you can guess nothing happened.

What a cok!

gettingthere
10-02-2001, 07:34 PM
hehe

in high school there was this really hot girl in my french class, one of the 2-3 hottest girls in school by the time she graduated by everyone's opinion.

once in class she approached me, took my hand, and sort of sang 'i want to hold your hand' I just kind ignored her and was like what's going on? same girl, another day, wanted to show me her belly button ring after class. there were other incidents too over the course of the year. I was just clueless/ thought she was playing. only later, like a year later, did i think back and realize she was for real.

last year at a club i was in a circle dancing with some friends of friends and this girl started telling me i was a good dancer. then she started telling me i was cute. she repeated those lines no less than 3 times each as the night went on but i didn't get it.

a month later i was a a different club with different friends (my 3rd time to a club) and at one point this girl approaches me and we start grinding. a few minutes later we are making out. a few minutes later she's grabbing my package. we danced for a long time like that; I didn't even ask for her number, I was too afraid she'd reject me, i was just innocent and confused. girls really can't be too direct, she could have told me 'i want to f*ck you right now' and I'd have gotten confused.


oh, i know it said 'most obvious' but here are a few more:

girl on the metro asks about the book i'm reading - i start telling her about it (i really liked the book and started talking enthusiastiacally about it) - she becomes instantly uninterested because she can tell i missed her pick up line; to think i thought she actually cared about my book http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/frown.gif

other girls have stuck with me and listened to me and asked questions about my boring stories about me rearranging my room, etc. i just never realized they were interested - not in what i was talking about - but in -me-.

MrE
10-02-2001, 08:21 PM
Take your pick

All different girls, all hot.

"why don't you stay in my tent tonight"

"I feel like I'm in heat tonight"

a girl telling me about how sexual frustrated she is and I'm...."oh....I see"

a girl going on about my muscles

a girl telling me that she was asking people about me and then she asked if I wanted to join this club she was in....I chickened out (I really really fanced this girl too)


Well nothing came of any of them


damn I'm smooth, LOL

DonJoey
10-02-2001, 10:29 PM
Here's another one I remembered last night.

I was working at my sister's beachside restaurant in summer when I was 21 and I was serving ice-cream to a bunch of girls who came into the restaurant.

Girl: "Hi, i'd like something cool thanks"
me: "Well heaps of flavours here"
Girl: (pointing to a flavour) "Baci...what does that mean?"
Me: "Its Italian for kisses"
Girl: "Oohhh..I like the sound of that...how about you give me some baci then?"
Me: "Single scoop or double?"

And that was when I should have realised how pathetic I had become. I laugh now about it though...

Don Dimaggio
10-02-2001, 10:48 PM
This one's not that bad, but I was a little thick headed. It was the second time I was hooking up with this girl who I worked with, and we really had some good sexual chemistry going on. So, we are making out on my couch, and 10 minutes into it, she says, "I want you." I took it as a compliment, since I didn't expect to get her into the sack so soon. Obligingly, I replied, "I want you too." Well, thank the lord I had my wits about me and took her upstairs after the third, "I want you."

SC
10-03-2001, 12:27 AM
oh damn i can hang with all you goobers who were once retarded like I was

case #1
Im 16 on spring break at a party down in florida some hot chick(a friend of my buddies sister) comes up to me and whispers in my ear take me to bed or lose me forever--uh i laughed and she looked at me and walked away Uhhhh OMG im retarded

Case #2
High school Im a senior captian of my lacrosse team kicken it feeling good. I havet his crush on this junior who I totally did not know I would always Eye her and she noticed one day after school she walks rihgt up to me and smiles nobody is near and what do i do uhh retarded I kinda studder and waturn my back to her and walk away OMG im retarded LOL

Case #3 the worst retardedness of all time

Im in college and this neighbor of mine calls me up at 10 at night and
she says hey what you doin
I say nada just shillin watchin Tv
she says come over and watch TV with me.

So i go over ther and never make a move on her man I coulda been bonin that hot body for a long time but I totally chickend out--Damn UBER RETARDED she never gave me the time of day again

learn your lessons my friends and dont ever make our mistakes LOL

Mount Everest
10-03-2001, 01:33 AM
So my family is having a get together and she came with a friend. So she tells me when first looking at me"Wow where have you been all night".At the end of the night she says lets go back to my place. She is staying with her parents and she was just visiting from D.C. so I assumed nothing would happen and I decline.
We exchanged no. and when I call her she makes pretend its not her.She visits again and is all over me. I couldn't figure it out. I even accidentally (honestly) felt her but and breast while we took a few pictures and she said nothing just looked at me and smiled.She eventually leaves and its now I see she didn't want a relationship or to be friends she just wanted the nookie.Stupid me I didn't even see it then but its clear to me now.But I learned an important lesson though when a girl approaches you move in for the kill and don't hesitate.

Dink
10-03-2001, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by SC:

oh damn i can hang with all you goobers who were once retarded like I was

case #1
Im 16 on spring break at a party down in florida some hot chick(a friend of my buddies sister) comes up to me and whispers in my ear take me to bed or lose me forever--uh i laughed and she looked at me and walked away Uhhhh OMG im retarded


Damn dude. i probaly would've replied "seriously?" o well, i remember a few more now.

I'm 17 years old and this 19yr old hot ass chick comes up and starts telling me how cute i am and etc etc. and keeps kissing me. by the end of the night i was getting kisses on the lips. now i realize how stupid i am.

Just this summer went to a party in a town 30 minutes away my friend moved to. he invited up to this girls house for a small party. I get there and of course i'm drunk.(I swear this night was like the easy shot i had of getting laid) and this girl and i were talking and i'm telling her how pretty she is and shes like "i'm not that pretty but your not that bad yourself." i replied "you really find me that attractive?" shes goes o yeah, but hold a minute i gotta go to the bathroom. she comes back bra and panties sits on my lap and is like "wanna go?" I replied "seriously? cause i dont got a condom." She simply walked away and ****ed this other guy that night.(its was like sex night at this girls house) Now if i made a extra 5 minute stop at krogers like i was going to. i wouldnt be pounding my head againist the wall no more. =)

Let's see. about a week ago. a girl at school comes up to me and said "lets get laid after school." I said "with who?"

I'm so fricking retarded. i swear i should catch on by now.

Caveman
10-03-2001, 04:10 PM
You know what? To this very day I realize I'm still fukkin clueless!

Thinking back on last weekend I see the opportunities I had with various girls.

Does any of this still happen to you guys?

Having opportunities but not knowing what to do with it until you think back on it, wishing you had said or done something to make it work?

Man! I can't believe this! I probably need some guardian angel giving me some serious kicking in the a$$ everytime I screw up by not following up these come-ons!

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Believe in yourself so everyone else will too.

Don the Legend
10-03-2001, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Caveman:
You know what? To this very day I realize I'm still fukkin clueless!

Thinking back on last weekend I see the opportunities I had with various girls.

Does any of this still happen to you guys?

Having opportunities but not knowing what to do with it until you think back on it, wishing you had said or done something to make it work?

Man! I can't believe this! I probably need some guardian angel giving me some serious kicking in the a$$ everytime I screw up by not following up these come-ons!



Hey Caveman,

Yeah, it still happens to me. I still miss some. But not as many as before. In fact, I realized a comeon 2 weeks ago but the girl was really big and I didn't want to do anything with her. Since coming to this site, I am more aware than I was before. You will too.

Good Luck,

Legend

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"Do not fear failure." George S. Patton

"Do not make excuses, whether it s your fault or not."....George S. Patton

"Anyone in any walk of life who is content with mediocrity is untrue to himself and the American way." ... George S. Patton

john
10-03-2001, 04:41 PM
how do you guys miss this stuff? this is the so obvious stuff that i WISH would happen to me. if anything like that happened to me, i wouldnt be mad for missing an opportunity, instead my ego would be bigger then williesacks maybe.

Turbobird
10-03-2001, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by john:
how do you guys miss this stuff? this is the so obvious stuff that i WISH would happen to me. if anything like that happened to me, i wouldnt be mad for missing an opportunity, instead my ego would be bigger then williesacks maybe.

Have you never missed a opportunity, John? I find that hard to believe. http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif



[This message has been edited by Turbobird (edited 10-03-2001).]

T-dog
10-03-2001, 05:24 PM
DonJoey actually has a great come-on-line when your with a chick at a bar. Instead of talking about the flavor of a snowcone, ask her if she wants a shot, if she says what kind say,


me: "A Baci shot"
Girl: (pointing to a flavour) "Baci...what does that mean?"
Me: "Its Italian for kisses"
If she says...
Girl: "Oohhh..I like the sound of that...how about you give me some baci then?"
....then your in!

But then that violates my "no buying chicks drinks" rule

maranathaman
10-03-2001, 05:37 PM
"In fact, I realized a comeon 2 weeks ago but the girl was really big and I didn't want to do anything with her"

Just close your eyes, imagine she's Gillian Anderson, then put your pee-pee in her mouth!
I'm sure that a ******* from a FatChick is better than Masturbating, am I right?

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"Before you sign a new act, find out if they are wack!"

Whoever
10-03-2001, 06:01 PM
I just had another one yesterday. Luckily it was a women I'm not the least bit interested in but it's still funny when you realize what's being said later.

The company tramp was walking by me her mouth open, appying some lipstick(she wears a ton of the stuff). She looked and me and said "I'll share it with you" All I could think to say was "Why would I want lipstick?"

When I thought about it later it was like, Duh, it was her mouth she was offering to share.

MrSassyPants
10-03-2001, 07:04 PM
I must've been like 17... almost ten years ago... a girl was driving me somewhere and we were talking about sex... she said, "I love giving head"

I didn't say, "Really... wow. I love getting head"

such a dumbass...

Don the Legend
10-03-2001, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by maranathaman:
"In fact, I realized a comeon 2 weeks ago but the girl was really big and I didn't want to do anything with her"

Just close your eyes, imagine she's Gillian Anderson, then put your pee-pee in her mouth!
I'm sure that a ******* from a FatChick is better than Masturbating, am I right?


Hey Andy,

1) That chick weighed a duece in a half.
2) I wasn't drunk enough.
3) See point number 2 again.
4) She hooked up with a buddy of mine a couple of times. I didn't want sloppy 2nd's.
5) You're right, she is better than rubbing one out yourself. But I am trying not to settle any more. But you do have a valid point.

Good Luck,

Legend

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"Do not fear failure." George S. Patton

"Do not make excuses, whether it s your fault or not."....George S. Patton

"Anyone in any walk of life who is content with mediocrity is untrue to himself and the American way." ... George S. Patton

[This message has been edited by Don the Legend (edited 10-03-2001).]

Smile
10-03-2001, 07:51 PM
I was in a bar and this girl about an 8 was with her friend, about a 9, i was looking at the friend (well, i was squeezed next to her cuz the bar was busy) then i heard her friend say to her that 'hes good looking' then the 9 looked round right at me and replied to the other 'yea he is' (the 9 was with a guy, but the 8 wasn't) then later on i was standing at the bar and she comes up behind me to wait to get to the bar, the puts her hand forward and rests it on the bar next to ym arm while she stands behind me, she actually kept touching my arm with her finger, i chatted to her a bit (very stupidly made loads of mistakes, before i came to this site) she then got her drinka nd said 'cya later?' i said 'yea ok' and never bothered, now tell me, i was mad, completely mad, lol

SC
10-03-2001, 08:09 PM
im sorry to disagree with you on this but sex with a fat chick is much worse than masturbating lol reasons why

1. You will never forget it http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/frown.gif

2. Your friends will make fun of you for the rest of your life Trust me on this I am stil cathcing shiit now and again from my old college buddies

3. When you masterbate you can finish and go about your business. When you finsih with the Fatty you will have to look at her and possibly talk to her AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

4. NFC MY FRIENDS NFC

bashful
10-03-2001, 08:21 PM
You guys must just be macks. Cause i havent ever gotten any kind of hidden comment like that....ooopppppsssss....wait.


There was just 2 nights ago i was talkin to a girl that lives in my neighborhood over the phone. We havent slept together yet, though we've known each other for a while.

She brought up sex, in a 5 crucial interigation game we had with each other.


As we talked about sex i mentioned her tongue ring and she said.....

"yea,well, ever since i was a little girl ive always had something in my mouth. I guess you can say i have an ORAL FIXATION"


that'll make any man smile.

Polaris
10-03-2001, 10:24 PM
I can't think of any off the top of my head that I didn't catch onto. I'll mention one.

At a place I use to work there was this hot girl that worked there. Anyhow, one night me and another kid were talking about going down on a girl and I said "that doesn't excite me too much" . She heard that and was like "what are you guys talking about? I don't even want to know" then the other kid said "Chemistry" then she said something like "I bet Jeremy knows A LOT about chemistry..." and was smiling and giving me this look. Anyhow, I never did bang her http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/frown.gif and I moved not long after.

john
10-03-2001, 11:27 PM
no i've never missed one. the only thing that a girl has ever said to me that was even slightly sexual was a slip of the tongue. " you fu-cked the hell out of me " when what i think she really meant to say was that i scared the hell out of her.
and no, masturbating is almost better then bad sex which GOOD LOOKING girls can deliver. so sex with fat girls, or even bj's are a no no .

Sir_Chancealot
10-04-2001, 11:44 AM
Ok, I know there are more out there. You guys are probably too embarrassed to tell them though. (It would be even worse if it has happened, and you STILL DON'T KNOW IT!)

Here's another one.

When I was in high school, I used to sit behind this really hot cheerleader in calculus. Being as I had the foresight to realize that I would never use calculus (and still haven't to this day), I used to give her massages all through the class.

One day, I was giving a particulur erotic one, and she said "If you keep giving me these massages, I'm going to have to jump you right here". I, being the typical dumb*ss 17 year old, do nothing.

Oh, if only I could go back just for that day! http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

john
10-04-2001, 10:49 PM
what about most obvious come on that was missed by a girl? is it possible that this 15 yr old didnt even realize the intentions of my flyer, and might be kicking herself right now?

shyguy
10-04-2001, 11:25 PM
wow im 19 and im pathetic. last week in college im sittin outside a classroom with like 15 mintutes to kill. some hottie walks by me. I give her eye contact she gives me some. About a minute later she walks by again and goes next to a window and starts playing with her cell. She walks by again and then again. I didnt say anything i was thinking she must be lost since school just started not to long ago. Yeah i was so pissed. She was lost in the hallway. This is bad.

mk83
10-05-2001, 04:00 AM
Hi,

Once in University, I was pretty pissed, and went to find this chick that was my sisters friend, but had come to my dorm to drink with me, I found her in a room with some other friends, she invited me in and I sat down next to her, after a few minutes she said she was feeling tierd and asked if she could rest her head in my lap, I said she and she proceeded to lie down with her head in my lap, she looked up at me after a few seconds and said, "I feel so comfartable here I could just lie like this forever" my answer? a blank stare and a confused look, well, she never really was the same after that again.

Cheers

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CableLight
10-05-2001, 10:03 AM
Oy I'm still kicking myself for this one.

When I was 16 I was goin out with this great girl. I mean she was like an 8.5 and was probably the nicest person you'd ever meet. Anyway, this is before we even had our first kiss - But I was dropping her off back at her house at about Midnight (she was over at mine till then), her parents were gone for another 2 hours, and she was leaving for a long distance vacation for a week and a half. She was practically pulling on me to go inside. But what did I do? I said "Well...Good night. See ya when you get back." I didn't even go for the kiss :P Man I miss her...