BillyPilgrim
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How did I know this would be a thread not about dogs, but about an insufferable old dude ego-stroking himself?
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AmsterdamAssassin
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Show us your dog.
AmsterdamAssassin
Master Don Juan
A woman came up to me with: "Is your cat friendly?"
"Yes,"I said, "but I'm not. You cannot pet him."
"Why?"
"Would you like it if strangers touched you when you have to lick yourself clean?"
With dogs it's probably different, but do you let anyone touch your pet?
"Yes,"I said, "but I'm not. You cannot pet him."
"Why?"
"Would you like it if strangers touched you when you have to lick yourself clean?"
With dogs it's probably different, but do you let anyone touch your pet?
BoomToTheMoonAlice
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"Sorry, I don't let just anyone touch this pvssy"
AmsterdamAssassin
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"You can pet my tomcat after I stroke your poussy."
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CaptFinnBad
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As a living I both train dogs and walk them, for fun I train protection dog sports. I have a German Shepherd myself .
My passion in life is dogs and I'm constantly around them.
Puppies , unusual dogs (giant breeds in particular) and flashy obedience (particularly with the more serious working line type breeds) gets the most attention.
I'm pretty average in every regard. I get a LOT of attention from women and approached on a regular because of dogs.
Dogs have kinda flipped social norms on it's head for me.
My passion in life is dogs and I'm constantly around them.
Puppies , unusual dogs (giant breeds in particular) and flashy obedience (particularly with the more serious working line type breeds) gets the most attention.
I'm pretty average in every regard. I get a LOT of attention from women and approached on a regular because of dogs.
Dogs have kinda flipped social norms on it's head for me.
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AmsterdamAssassin
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Dogs being comfortable around you is like 'social proof'.
You can't be a bad person if a dog loves you.
At least, until you tell her how much Blondi loved her owner.
BoomToTheMoonAlice
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You either marry a b1tch or you become one.