Why does this happen every time I go grocery shopping?

[AmsterdamAssassin]

 

[BillyPilgrim]

....because your city is full of escorts?

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

....because your city is full of escorts?

You have a point, but it's not Vegas.

 

[The Duke]

I'd have to drop a pack of sausage links on her head just for schits and grins ;-)

Every time I see a 304 like that I see 2 ex-husbands, 1 kid from some bad boy, a short stint in stripperville before husband #2 rescued her, purse full of Xanax, social media addiction, and a phone full of dudes.

You can bet some dude bought those t!ts.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Every time I see a 304 like that I see 2 ex-husbands, 1 kid from some bad boy, a short stint in stripperville before husband #2 rescued her, purse full of Xanax, social media addiction, and a phone full of dudes.

I mostly chat them up until they want my contact info, then tell them my late mother told me not to give my contact info to strange women and walk away.

 

[The Duke]

God I miss these hoes, oh how I wish they weren't so bad for my health.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

They didn't ruin my health yet and you're almost a decade younger.