I was having a debate with a friend last night as to what exactly "the bases" are with a woman (i.e. Second Base)
It's strange that I've never thought about this before. I just always assumed I know what the different bases are. Here is my understanding of what the different bases are:
1st Base = Making out, french kissing
2nd Base = touching her breasts with hand or mouth
3rd Base = touching her downstairs with hand or mouth
Yeah, pretty much. I thought there was a more specific term if you touched it with your mouth instead of hands, like sloppy 3rd or something (am I just thinking of sloppy 2nds?)
It's different with every group of people. The way things go over here...
1st. Kissing/Making out.
2nd. HandJob/Fingering
3rd. Head/Eating out
Home, Sex.
MsThang. Sloppy seconds is where somebody gets banged, and soon after (days, weeks even hours later) they get banged by somebody else. The second person to have sex with the subject is getting sloppy seconds.
Skilla - You said the way things go "over here" and I see you're in Omaha Nebraska, funny thing is I'm in Kearney Nebraska, lol. So "over here" isn't too far away but we still have different ideas about what the bases are. Maybe it's a generational thing as I bet you're a bit younger than I am.
Cool site squirrels! They have what the bases were supposedly in the old days and a more updated modern version with crazy terms like "errors, ground ruled doubles, bunts and switch hitters". Anyway, I'll repost both versions of "the bases"
Old version of the bases:
First Base: This was almost always kissing, although one guy I knew thought it meant holding hands. Sometimes it was tongue kissing and sometimes not
Second Base: This could mean anything from tongue kissing, breast feeling, to outside the clothes genital contact.
Third Base: Usually this was a hand down the pants of you or your partner
Home Run: This was always sex, although it was rarely reached in the times when you had to refer to it in terms of bases
Post modern version of the bases
On Deck:
Having plans for a date
Strike-Out:
[Duh !!!]
Thrown Out of the Game:
Attempted sex without condom
Foul Tip:
VD
Walk:
Kissing
Bases Loaded:
Multiple sex partners
Bunt:
Masturbation
Single:
Tongue kissing
Double:
Breasts touched, some clothes off, lotta grabbing
Rain Delay:
Parents/Roommate return home unexpectedly
Relief pitcher:
Vibrator
Rookie:
Virgin
Seventh Inning Stretch:
Unusual positions
Grand Slam:
Sex three times in three hours or less
Three Up and Three Down:
Impotency
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It refers to the square "pads" in baseball. Basically 1st base is the first place you run to after hitting the ball, 2nd base is the 2nd place, etc. "4th base" is where you hit the ball from (so you run around in a square, basically).
Hell ya, baseball is great! for this, but yea I've always known them as the 4 Fs as well, but Ever Onward's 'post modern version is pretty entertaining. never thought that there could be that many things associated with baseball terms. props on that.
