This Freakin Sucks

[NEWBIE101]

Tonight I was at a party and I was attracting girls left and right with my DJ skills.

But then once it came to the dance floor I was terrible. I never knew dancing was so important. Looks like I'll be reading some dance posts over the next couple of days.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Yeah, that's why you're a newbie

 

[Oxide]

dancing is easy man. just listen to the best and move your legs, AND NEVER LOOK STIFF like u have no idea how to dance.
always be smooth,.

 

[Sax God]

Listen to the beat and move with it. There are a couple things, however. During slow dances, actually move, don't just do "The Sway." During faster dances, don't look stiff and don't do "The White Man's Overbite," you know, when you take your top row of teeth and put them over your lower lip. Follow these rule and you won't look too terrible.

 

[123guy]

are there any posts that i can read up on how to grind? and do other stuff?

 

[Sax God]

Originally posted by 123guy
are there any posts that i can read up on how to grind? and do other stuff?

LMAO! Just act like you're having sex on the dance floor, only don't take off your clothes unless you're really wanting to have some fun.

 

[UnexpectedTeen]

grinding GRINDING!!!!

(PUTTING your leg between hers and make her wet!!)

 

[123guy]

But are there specific sites/posts that talks about how to grind? I do grind myself, but i only do it when i'm half intoxicated with alcohol. I was thinking maybe i can learn how to 'really' grind so that i can do it when i'm sober..

And where are my hands supposed to be placed when i put my legs in between hers?

I need some tutoring..

 

[PiHiPlaya]

HSDJ Bible

I think it is called

"To all my party people: Let's Dance!"
But there are all kinds of good posts in the dancing section