Walmart key cutter machine. The girl working it was this super cute latina with a nice body. I was nervous af but I had to shoot my shot. I was like 23.
Me: " can i get three keys cut"
Her: " okay which ones"
Me: " two for my house and the key to your heart"
She blushed and smiled. Even my hating azz cousin who was with me gave me props for that one. I didnt end up getting her number. She said she had a boyfriend.
Was at a coffee shop last week waiting outside for the President of my management company. He was late and there a girl, maybe mid 20s, little over weight 2 tables over. I was constantly looking in her direction because I knew that’s where he would be walking from.
He was about 10 minutes late and I told her “if my appointment doesn’t show up I’m talking to you“
She laughed and we started talking and talking and talking and I got her name and number but I don’t know if I’m gonna phone and she was a little overweight.
It would be total cringe if I tried that line cold (with a stranger) today.
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The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!
Its been said that men lust with there eyes and woman lust with there ears, so lets all share some of those great spontaneous lines that melted their hearts. To get us on the right track I'll go first.
I was maken out with this honey and the conversation went like this
Sexy Babe: You got really nice eyes.
Me: Thanks, so do you.
Sexy Babe: Your full of ****, know how I know your full of ****?
Me: No?
Sexy Babe: Cause no one has ever told me I'v got nice eyes.
Me: Maybe no ones noticed them before.
She ate it up! DAMN IM SMOOTH!
So come on guys lets hear it.
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-- All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure --
-- A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about himself; but a "brilliant conversationalist" is one who talks to you about yourself.
I sometimes slide up behind a woman and whisper the following into her ear:
functions of the smooth endoplasmic reticulum include synthesis of carbohydrates, lipids, and steroid hormones (if you don't pay her).
I sometimes slide up behind a woman and whisper the following into her ear:
functions of the smooth endoplasmic reticulum include synthesis of carbohydrates, lipids, and steroid hormones (if you don't pay her).
