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The EVIL That is MASTURBATION

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Comrades, a great evil has been recently conquered in my life. The evil that lingers around us when we sit, stand, move, and sleep. An evil that moves through us when we talk with women (the worthless breed of humans only necessary for those who wish to spread their genes), or at home alone when we least expect it. One of the most pure forms of evil the female sex has tempted us with. You know EXACTLY what I am speaking of, what else could it be? A form of evil that women can get us with without EVEN BEING AROUND US. What ELSE could it be?

Masturbation.

Quite possibly the weakest form a MAN is ever in is when he is hunched over pleasing himself with his right hand wishing he were doing something he isn't, and completely evading reality to fake his own. Yes, I said it, masturbation is the weakest point in our lives. Unfortunately, this low point is a re-occurring theme in many of us, for some on a day-to-day basis.

Earlier this school year (10th grade) I went through a revolutionary experiment. I gave up masturbation for 40 days and 40 nights. In the beginning stages it was one of the hardest things I had ever done (then again, I hadn't ever really challenged myself in the past), but towards the end I had found the no-lust mindset within myself that made it easier every day (I literally slapped myself in the face when I weakly lusted over a women). On the 41st day I gave in, of course, because I was a weak little pansy idiot who deserved to have his right hand cut off by Suddam Hussein's henchmen. I gave in 3 times total that day, and decided to do something more extreme. I gave it up for the ENTIRE 10TH GRADE YEAR, which ended yesterday. That means today, I had permission to masturbate under my own system. Well guess what? I'm still a weak little pansy sucker who deserves to be sent back to first grade to play with legos. I GAVE IN AGAIN. Now, I have made it to the final stage. I have promised God (literally) to not give myself permission to INTENTIONALLY masturbate until the moment I am married. I am SICK of this weakness with bad results lingering all over it, which I will now expand upon.

Let's FLASHBACK to the beginning of this year, when I first went 40 days and 40 nights. Let me tell you something about not masturbating, wait, in fact, let me tell you something ABOUT masturbating (and let me make it real clear):

MASTERBATING MAKES YOU WEAK, TIRED, NON-CONFIDENT, AND NON-WILLING TO PUT FEMALES IN THEIR PLACE.

Now, how did I come to this conclusion? Simple. When I STOPPED masturbating, within days, literally, MY CONFIDENCE LEVELS, TESTOSTERONE LEVELS (something you can feel as a man), and WILL TO LIVE RAISED OUT THE ROOF. I suddenly found myself more jittery, more willing to talk, more willing to move, more willing to use energy for positive things, and all of the while, I thought to myself "how confident and STRONG I was for avoiding such a tempting thing". Let's face it, once you've done it, you become hooked on the idea of it (masturbation that is). Your confidence goes up because you always live with the fact that you have CONQUERED IT.

I am not joking when I credit 30% of my "DJ" success this year (more like being a total A-hole to women and showing them who the boss is) to THIS GIVING UP OF MASTURBATION.

I know there are going to be skeptics to this, I’ve seen them all over the board. I’ve seen them in other threads claiming masturbation makes you “smoother”. That’s 100% pure bullsh*t and my success is proof of it.

SO I CHALLENGE YOU:

To give up Masturbation for 40 days and 40 nights. If you can't do it, then this isn't for you. If you can't go 40 days and 40 nights of total temptation and will to know you AREN'T going to give in, then this thread, AGAIN, isn't for you. But for those of us who CAN (to show the females who is boss of our lives, US), then give it up for all for 40 days and SEE THE RESULTS YOU GET FROM NOT DOING IT.
 

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On the contorary masturbation manifests independence from women for sexual pleasure. While it may make some weaker, it takes away power from women over our horniness. You don't need a woman to feel good about yourself. Did you ever hear the expression of "thinking with the other head" ?
 

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Life-Trainee, I can literally turn "on" and "off" my "horniness" whenever I feel like it. This teaches you the ULTIMATE self-control.
 

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my "DJ" success this year (more like being a total A-hole to women and showing them who the boss is

This quote makes me suspicious.

You sir, are a troll.

Either that, or you do not have the first clue about what being a DJ means. Since you are only 15 I suspect this is the case.

Please re-read your Bible.
 

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Austin Allegro, You sir, need to re-read that quote a little more efficiently. Notice the quotation marks around "DJ", and how that indicates a different, personal, meaning with my own usage of the acronym. I then later defined it in the ( )'s. The point of this thread is not to "get chicks" or "being suave", the point to this thread is finding yourself, aka, finding your self-will within you.
 

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Tails, I didn't indicate you can't masturbate and be with women at the same time, the only thing I have indicated is that IT MAKES YOU WEAKER.

Could you go 40 days and 40 nights without it?
 

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I could probably go 40 days and nights without any pleasing but WHY WOULD I???? I love masturbation, I'll do it 3+ times a day, the day after sex I'll probably masturbate 6 or 7 times which makes me very very fvcked up in the periods i have amazing fvckbuddies :p
 

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Kindly do not attempt to instruct me in the use of grammar.

I am an editor by profession so I am perfectly aware of how to use it. The somewhat poorly constructed sentence in question suggests you think that you should be an 'a-hole' towards women.

This is called being a Jerk, not a DJ.

This is further compounded by your description of women as:

'the worthless breed of humans only necessary for those who wish to spread their genes'

Again, this is not really the attitude of the DJ. If you merely want to spread your genes, I suggest you take up masturbating again, only this time do it in a sperm bank and get paid for it.

:rolleyes:
 

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You got me all pumped up!

I'll take up your challenge right after I masturbate tonight.... :D
 

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No masturbation untill marriage?

Don't deny your sexuality, bro.



There's still much point in your post.
I'm giving hell'a respect to one who does this and satisfies his needs with the real thing. POONTANG.

It's (again) ALL about mind. Nothing else.
Getting girls is about mind. It's an attitude. Not a skill.
Of course it helps if you are man (mentally) and you take no **** and know the do's and dont's.



HERE'S A POINT:
I think you haven't thought about this...

What happens when you actually get a girl?
You blow just like Jimbo does in American Pie!
ahahahahah

Your **** becomes too sensitive if you don't masturbate.

Btw. I've read that you have the maximum testosterone levels when you keep 4 days between whacking it off.

For those who masturbate too often:
There's this thing when you whack it too often ***** doesn't feel anything and you may loose your boner.
Ron Jeremy said that the best delay of masturbation/sex aka having an orgasm between his film shooting sessions is 2 days or more. Otherwise even guy like Ron Jeremy gets some trouble having a good hardon.

And believe me, nothing pisses you off more than you are about to get ***** but you little buddy in your pants has passed out for real...
 

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Nut

You don't know what the hell you are getting yourself into.
I don't say you won't make it, but the pain, THE PAIN!!

I never ever as long as i live, even if you point a shotgun at my temple, want to make such a bet again. And win it.
Cause a little voice, even after a very long time (around a 1,5 year?), is still ringing in my head

"...never again... never again... never again..."

Oh, and btw, our ber had even more strict rules. No touching any girls. And if you lose the bet, you get "punished."
 

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Quite possibly the weakest form a MAN is ever in is when he is hunched over pleasing himself with his right hand wishing he were doing something he isn't, and completely evading reality to fake his own. Yes, I said it, masturbation is the weakest point in our lives. Unfortunately, this low point is a re-occurring theme in many of us, for some on a day-to-day basis.
Your perception of yourself is far from great.

This is a quote from a man who has little self-esteem - I don't view myself as "Hunched over pleasing myself" - far from it. I'm not prentending or hiding the fact that I masturbate - and why should I? I'm a healthy male with a healthy sex drive.

It's nothing to feel ashamed about - so don't.

The fact that you don't get the poon is probably related to how you view yourself - and how you treat women.

I would agree - you need to re-read your bible.
 

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Originally posted by mb121
Tails, I didn't indicate you can't masturbate and be with women at the same time, the only thing I have indicated is that IT MAKES YOU WEAKER.

Could you go 40 days and 40 nights without it?
fuk no. and that is fuken dumb!

and i masturbate alot and i love it! it doesn't make you weak. you prolly think that cause you're forcing yourself to believe that.
 

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Hmmm.... Why masturbation is always number one topic that get's the most attention??



Why??

I tell you why!!


Just because you damn pussies stay home wathing porn at home while you could get some REAL piece of ass!!!!! :mad:

GO THE **** OUT AND GET IT!!
Get it?


Virginity (like most of you are) is not a reason to stay home and cry like a girl!!!
 

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masturbation is evil. it may force u into a mindset, where instead of getting real chicks,u start thinking: "oh why the hell do i need to go through all the bullshyte of chasing women, when i can go home, pop in the porn and stroke it?" although stopping yourself from masturbating is real hard. the longest i've gone in the past year is probably a week without masturbating. going for any more than that would probably be impossible for me. it's mind over urges, but maybe if u conquer your urge to stroke it, the pain might make u braver and more likely to approach chicks. i dont know....
 

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A few of my brain cells died while reading through this...

Gone forever~
 

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There are enough masturbation threads on this site. No need for another one. Thread Closed.
 
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