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good going man!I had a girl ghost me mid-date and ended up meeting a girl that same night who I ended up dating for a year. What’s even funnier is me and my girlfriend went to dinner and the girl that bailed on me during the date was our waitress. The look on her face when she realized it was me and then when she realized the girl I was with was a MAJOR upgrade over her was PRICELESS.
I met my date on plenty of fish back when it was decent. She literally told me while we were at the bar “hey I’m going outside to call my friend brb”. I said ok. She never came back lol so I’m sitting there like an idiot and decided to go out to two more bars near there. I was standing at the bar waiting to order and this Badass girl was standing next to me and SHE started the conversation. Then she asked me if I wanted to come join her and her two girlfriends. Only reason I got in like I did is because I happened to know some friends she knew and we figured out we knew some of the same people but didn’t know each other. Dating was so damn easy back then man. Lose one and get an upgrade in the same night. That would never happen now.good going man!
Very truthful. yeah that wouldnt ever happen now.I met my date on plenty of fish back when it was decent. She literally told me while we were at the bar “hey I’m going outside to call my friend brb”. I said ok. She never came back lol so I’m sitting there like an idiot and decided to go out to two more bars near there. I was standing at the bar waiting to order and this Badass girl was standing next to me and SHE started the conversation. Then she asked me if I wanted to come join her and her two girlfriends. Only reason I got in like I did is because I happened to know some friends she knew and we figured out we knew some of the same people but didn’t know each other. Dating was so damn easy back then man. Lose one and get an upgrade in the same night. That would never happen now.
Perfect Romantic comedy script.First date. Tinder. 13 hour long date in 2019. Very young girl. We got trapped in an elevator for an hour and the FD had to rescue us. The elevator kept slipping, she had to pee. It was my fault. I told her I’d understand if she didn’t want a second date. We wound up BF/GF for 9 months.
Oh yea??3 years ago - 19 year old girl that I met online.
This girl wanted to meet me, but she was shy and inexperienced and asked if she could come with 2 of her friends. I agreed, and suddenly I had 3 X 19 year old girls in my apartment.
After a bit of rapport building, I was feeling pretty c0cky and confident so I just flatly said "Okay, which one of you girls is going to be staying with me tonight."
I wasn't aware of what I'd just unleashed......female competition.
The 3 friends went out onto my balcony to discuss this, and I waited in my bedroom. Of the 3 girls, 1 girl was the Alpha and the other 2 were Followers. The girl I had originally intended to meet was one of the followers.
So...I'm in my bedroom and one of the girls comes in. It wasn't the alpha, or the girl I was originally meant to be meeting. It was the second follower.
She climbs into my bed and I bang her raw dog and jizz in her in about 5 minutes. She gets up and goes out onto the balcony to talk with her friends. Next, the Alpha girl comes in and says "So, I hear you're a dragon." I bang her for a bit, but don't nut. She's not really my type but it was okay.
Finally, the chick I was originally meant to be meeting comes into my bedroom with her 2 friends. She is looking visibly upset. She thinks I don't like her and only want to bang her friends. I console her and tell her friends to leave. She ends up staying over and I bang the sh1t out of her.
What type of a trap house girl says "Penile Gland"? Must have been a pretty posh trap house Must have been a mansion to fit 5000 girls. Was it a castle?Oh yea??
Well I was smoking crack one time in a trap house with 10 other chicks…no actually their were 50 chicks (voice gets louder) who were all “young” and “tight” and I was so high that I had sex with all of them without a condom and came inside all of them. While I was having sex with them I also recorded all the action and posted it on pornhub. I’ve slept with at least 5000 women and I had sex with 50 women in one day which is legendary in itself. All the 50 women that I banged in one day complimented me on how big and beautiful my penile man gland is.
That's the kind of weird sh1t I was expecting on this thread, did not disappoint.2003.
I met this young MILF in a club. She was prob 32 but you could see she was a 10 in her youth. I was early 20s.
met her the next week. She was super horny on text in the week.
met her in the club, her cousin was about 21. The older one was a blonde with an athletic figure and the younger cousin was not fat but genuinely curvy.
I got the taxi back with both of them. Now, I know what you are hoping and expecting but no, I didn’t have a threesome.
When I got out the cab at her cousins house, there’s some dude hanging about. My older woman goes off to speak to him and the cousin starts randomly sucking me face off in the taxi.
having no idea of the shot and being quickly let into the younger cousins flat, the older one comes and tries jumping on me almost fvcking me there and then. Cousin explains the guy was her husband and she kissed me so he didn’t get who I was (and presumably kick the **** out of me - the dude was a big guy late 30s and I was a skinny club raver)
so now I know. The dude has their child with him. He’s shouting through the mailbox “look at what you’re doing to this family”. It’s 1am
And he has his teenage son with him to witness it I guess. Meanwhile she’s still trying to fvck me. Totally weird.
I completely refuse her and tell her to go, and hope he doesn’t come in. She gives up, and goes, off with her family.
no sooner did she leave but the cousin jumps on me. She was the freakiest chick I ever had and had a selection of toys, lube and underwear, and we did coke, viagra and screwed all night till it was light. All the while I was still half thinking this dude was coming to get me. Quite a weird experience.
About three months ago i had a date lined up at a bar right outside the Vegas strip with a very attractive bumble girl i had been chatting with for 3 weeks prior to that.Tell us about one of your best, most fun, interesting, weird, wild or legendary dates...
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