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A few months ago I met this fine mixed sista at the clubs. We talked and she found out I had been with this other mixed sister who goes there.

She immediately backed away. I run into her everynow and then when I go out. She contacted me via Email and then jumped in online on a IM:

Oh I changed her screen name to MokaS
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I am working the metaphysical angle on her fine ass so :

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Moka [12:46 PM]: hello stranger. did you get my note?
Metaphysikalover [12:47 PM]: note?

Moka [12:47 PM]: I sent you an email
MokaSilk4U [12:47 PM]: you probably don't recognize this name
Metaphysikalover [12:47 PM]: and who might you be
Metaphysikalover [12:47 PM]: yup
Moka [12:47 PM]: who sent you an email this am?
Metaphysikalover [12:47 PM]: deseree
Metaphysikalover [12:47 PM]: **** can't spell
Moka [12:47 PM]: the one and only
Metaphysikalover [12:47 PM]: lol @ya
Metaphysikalover [12:47 PM]: I just read it just now
Moka [12:47 PM]: :)
Metaphysikalover [12:47 PM]: and then you popped in
Moka [12:48 PM]: surprised to see one from me?
Metaphysikalover [12:48 PM]: yes I am
Metaphysikalover [12:48 PM]: very surprised
Moka [12:48 PM]: I'm checking my aol messages and saw you pop up
Moka [12:48 PM]: is it a good surprise or a bad one?
Metaphysikalover [12:48 PM]: a good one
Moka [12:48 PM]: how are you surviving the smokey-ness out there?
Metaphysikalover [12:48 PM]: You feel the connection don't you
Metaphysikalover [12:49 PM]: I'm ok with it...kinda makes the lungs act up (There are fires down in Cali)
Moka [12:49 PM]: there's something.
Metaphysikalover [12:49 PM]: yes there is
Metaphysikalover [12:49 PM]: and you know it
Metaphysikalover [12:49 PM]: and you feel it

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Now this girl is my height and kinda intense.


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Moka [12:49 PM]: why were you staring at me while you were dancing with someone else? very curious about that
Metaphysikalover [12:49 PM]: a sense of something that should be
Moka [12:49 PM]: lol
Metaphysikalover [12:49 PM]: because I wanted you to be the one I was dancing with
Moka [12:50 PM]: you definately were keeping my eyes locked to yours. That was until you looked down. lol
Metaphysikalover [12:50 PM]: me looked down...hell naww
Moka [12:50 PM]: and as for wanting me to be the one you were dancing with, you looked like you were enjoying yourself.
Metaphysikalover [12:50 PM]: I looked down at the girl I was dancing with
Moka [12:50 PM]: and yes, you did. lol
Metaphysikalover [12:51 PM]: ((slap ya self)))
Metaphysikalover [12:51 PM]: me looked down in submission..uhh nooooo

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I turn her challenge around. She was staring at me dancing with Mary the latin babe who's photo I posted.

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Metaphysikalover [12:51 PM]: I looked down at those fine womanly hips of yours
Metaphysikalover [12:51 PM]: they speak to me
Metaphysikalover [12:52 PM]: they call me
Metaphysikalover [12:52 PM]: and tell me things
Metaphysikalover [12:52 PM]: the hips are a womans center of power
Metaphysikalover [12:52 PM]: and you've got a lot of power
Moka [12:53 PM]: lol- now, how were you looking at my hips if you were looking down at the woman you were dancing with?
Metaphysikalover [12:54 PM]: I looked at both..but I do recall looking down at your hips
Metaphysikalover [12:54 PM]: nice try though..you got a quick ass mind inside that pretty head of yours
Metaphysikalover [12:54 PM]: but your no match for me

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I knew she had left early after watching me dance with that girl.

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Moka [12:54 PM]: I'm just stating the obvious.
Metaphysikalover [12:55 PM]: The obvious is that there is something between you and I
Moka [12:56 PM]: and how many others do you feel this something with? just curious
Metaphysikalover [12:56 PM]: no one at present
Moka [12:56 PM]: like I said earlier, you looked like you were trying to make a connection the last time I saw you
Metaphysikalover [12:56 PM]: did I take her home? NO
Moka [12:56 PM]: and not with me, the one you were dancing with.
Moka [12:57 PM]: I don't know, I left early. lol
Metaphysikalover [12:57 PM]: oh well you missed the fun

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Attempting to real her in with the metaphysical connection thing
again


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Metaphysikalover [1:08 PM]: I look at you sometimes and I feel ****
Metaphysikalover [1:08 PM]: not sexual either
Metaphysikalover [1:08 PM]: I feel possiblities
Metaphysikalover [1:08 PM]: potentialities
Moka [1:10 PM]: possibilities?
Metaphysikalover [1:10 PM]: you know what I mean...the possiblility of ...what if you and I had met at another time
Moka [1:10 PM]: when have you looked at me besides at the club?
Metaphysikalover [1:10 PM]: that is the only place that I've seen you
Metaphysikalover [1:10 PM]: is at Da Clubs
Moka [1:10 PM]: lol
Moka [1:11 PM]: what do you think would have happened if we had met in a different time?
Metaphysikalover [1:11 PM]: You wouldn't let me pick ya happy ass up for lunch that one time

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She wanted to go to the river and sit and eat her bag lunch. I wanted her to meet me some where so instead of giving in I pushed her off.
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Metaphysikalover [1:11 PM]: what do I think
Metaphysikalover [1:11 PM]: You and I would be as one
Metaphysikalover [1:11 PM]: deep in a strong love
Metaphysikalover [1:11 PM]: and I'm not just saying this
Metaphysikalover [1:11 PM]: I don't wanna fu*ck you
Metaphysikalover [1:11 PM]: I want to
Moka [1:11 PM]: I"m gonna run and get food. Wanna continue the convo? If so call me in a few at 821-5*** (I had thrown her digits away and told her so at the club)
Metaphysikalover [1:11 PM]: know you
Moka [1:12 PM]: I'll be back on here in about 30 or so.
Metaphysikalover [1:12 PM]: actually I gotta get back to work
Moka [1:12 PM]: until then.
Metaphysikalover [1:12 PM]: ok


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Todays Convo:

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I once again was pushing the metaphysical connection, which I actually do feel.

I am not going to post the boring crap and I hope the other posters will not either
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Metaphysikalover [10:33 AM]: been thinking about me
Moka [10:33 AM]: its not the trees so much as molds and mildew
Moka [10:33 AM]: yes, you've been on my mind.
Metaphysikalover [10:33 AM]: I'm like mold
Metaphysikalover [10:33 AM]: mold on ya brains
Moka [10:34 AM]: lol
Metaphysikalover [10:34 AM]: seeping in
Metaphysikalover [10:34 AM]: lol


Moka [10:34 AM]: why are you on my mind?
Metaphysikalover [10:34 AM]: because you can feel it
Metaphysikalover [10:34 AM]: you know a connection like this doesn't come around that often
Metaphysikalover [10:35 AM]: from the first time we laid eyes on each other over a year ago
Metaphysikalover [10:35 AM]: or a long time ago
Moka [10:35 AM]: why do you say its a connection? Why not just an attraction?
Metaphysikalover [10:35 AM]: naaa it's more than just an attraction ..or maybe I'm deluded...
Metaphysikalover [10:35 AM]: nope
Metaphysikalover [10:35 AM]: it's not about sex for me
Metaphysikalover [10:35 AM]: I can get sex anywhere
Metaphysikalover [10:35 AM]: it's not about another piece of pvssy
Metaphysikalover [10:36 AM]: nice though it may be
Moka [10:36 AM]: thats nice to know.
Metaphysikalover [10:36 AM]: I feel a connection of woarmth
Metaphysikalover [10:36 AM]: warmth
Metaphysikalover [10:36 AM]: a warm feeling when Iook at you sometimes
Metaphysikalover [10:36 AM]: a feeling that I know it would be deep if you and I dated
Metaphysikalover [10:36 AM]: a feeling of
Metaphysikalover [10:37 AM]: can't quite put my finger on the words
Moka [10:37 AM]: really? I feel a pull when you're in the room. I have to look at you.
Metaphysikalover [10:37 AM]: which makes it speciall
Metaphysikalover [10:37 AM]: yes..it's as if life is speaking to me to wake the **** up
Metaphysikalover [10:37 AM]: I can't quite describe it for me...I am a feeling kind of guy..kinesthetic
Metaphysikalover [10:38 AM]: I'm not a visual or an auditory
Metaphysikalover [10:38 AM]: I go by feelings
Metaphysikalover [10:38 AM]: and you feel right
Metaphysikalover [10:38 AM]: yeah that it
Metaphysikalover [10:38 AM]: a feeling of correctness
Metaphysikalover [10:38 AM]: and putting my life in balance
Metaphysikalover [10:38 AM]: like opposite ends of a spectrum coming together

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I am acting like I am at a loss for words to explain the feeling.

I also do not take **** from her and will not hesitate to say something. I need her to learn to shut the fawk up sometimes with that negativity crap about me fawking Kim.

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Moka [10:39 AM]: all of that from me and talking to me just a few times?
Metaphysikalover [10:39 AM]: **** I don't have the words for it
Metaphysikalover [10:39 AM]: no just your presence...talking uhh hell no
Metaphysikalover [10:39 AM]: girl
Metaphysikalover [10:39 AM]: neva mind
Metaphysikalover [10:39 AM]: but if you kept ya mouf shut sometimes...
Metaphysikalover [10:39 AM]: lol
Metaphysikalover [10:40 AM]: but they say soul mates are suppose to challenge you and make ya grow
Moka [10:40 AM]: hey, now. be nice. I think I understand what you're trying to say

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Metaphysikalover [10:40 AM]: you make me wonder about the possiblities
Moka [10:40 AM]: its not what I say, but my presence.
Metaphysikalover [10:40 AM]: lol
Moka [10:41 AM]: the energy between us.
Moka [10:41 AM]: hows that?
Metaphysikalover [10:41 AM]: I feel like I could just look at you all day and never tire
Metaphysikalover [10:41 AM]: yeah the flow of energy between you and I
Metaphysikalover [10:41 AM]: you can feel it too can't you
Moka [10:42 AM]: thats why I said that there's a pull....thats why I made contact with you again.
Metaphysikalover [10:42 AM]: yes
Metaphysikalover [10:43 AM]: you and I belong as one
Metaphysikalover [10:43 AM]: and I have never said that to anybody before and I don't even know you
Metaphysikalover [10:43 AM]: funny
Metaphysikalover [10:43 AM]: and wierd
Moka [10:45 AM]: yes, very strange.
Moka [10:45 AM]: the pull is waring with what we've discussed in the past.

(me fawking that other mulatoo Kim)


Metaphysikalover [10:46 AM]: too bad about that
Metaphysikalover [10:46 AM]: (((sigh)))
Moka [10:47 AM]: *hug*
Moka [10:47 AM]: its something that I have to deal with.
Moka [10:47 AM]: and I am.... again, thats why I contacted you.
Metaphysikalover [10:47 AM]: yes
Metaphysikalover [10:47 AM]: you tryin to work me
Metaphysikalover [10:48 AM]: like a carrot and a stick
Moka [10:48 AM]: a carrot and a stick?
Metaphysikalover [10:49 AM]: yes giving me hope and teasing me..make me bow down to you girl..hell no.
MokaS [10:50 AM]: how am I teasing you?
Metaphysikalover [10:50 AM]: hold on
Metaphysikalover [10:52 AM]: sorry a neighbhor was at my door.
Metaphysikalover [10:52 AM]: my words were a question of whether you were serious about this or not
Metaphysikalover [10:53 AM]: why don't we try slowly dating for a moment. maybe go to a movie...lunch...I'm have no desire to push you and all that
Metaphysikalover [10:53 AM]: I do want to get to know you and know you deeply
Moka [10:53 AM]: that would be nice
Metaphysikalover [10:53 AM]: I want to know everything about you
Metaphysikalover [10:54 AM]: from the moment you were born until now...your hopes and dreams

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I just spit my contract at her and told her that I wanted her life story. I can't stress the importance of getting womens life story if you are really interested in them or putting them on your team!

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Metaphysikalover [10:54 AM]: I want to be able to feel you as a person and as a friend
Moka [10:54 AM]: I remember you told me that you were different and you are.
Metaphysikalover [10:55 AM]: yes I am
Metaphysikalover [10:55 AM]: I told you I can't do one night stands
Metaphysikalover [10:55 AM]: and I could never go to those sex parties
Metaphysikalover [10:55 AM]: I have to get to know someone before I let em in my life
Metaphysikalover [10:55 AM]: and I want to know you
Metaphysikalover [10:56 AM]: I realize your at work right now...so how about I call you later on today


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Here I am suggesting the tides of destiny thing.

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Metaphysikalover [10:57 AM]: wow, can you feel it
Metaphysikalover [10:57 AM]: like the tides of change are moving us together
Moka [10:57 AM]: what sex parties?
Metaphysikalover [10:57 AM]: you know that trino's crap
Moka [10:58 AM]: you tried to be into that?
Metaphysikalover [10:59 AM]: that place is as you said...fun to watch but as I said a real cesspool
Metaphysikalover [10:59 AM]: hell no
Metaphysikalover [10:59 AM]: you forgot our conversation
Moka [10:59 AM]: its entertaining but not something I could do. Sorry I'm a one woman man
Metaphysikalover [10:59 AM]: I told you I could never go there and do that kinda thing
Moka [10:59 AM]: I don't go there to do that kinda thing
Metaphysikalover [11:00 AM]: yeah you told me...
Metaphysikalover [11:00 AM]: which makes you special in my eyes
Metaphysikalover [11:00 AM]: you were able to stay above the filth
Metaphysikalover [11:00 AM]: watch but not get dirty
Metaphysikalover [11:01 AM]: those people are so disconnected over there
Metaphysikalover [11:01 AM]: a sea of dead human beings
Metaphysikalover [11:01 AM]: how can a wife share her mate or a man share his?
Metaphysikalover [11:02 AM]: that goes against the way we as humans are programmed
Metaphysikalover [11:02 AM]: oh well gotta get back to work
Moka [11:02 AM]: some woud differ wiht you and say that trying to be just with one person goes against nature.
Moka [11:03 AM]: They say that there aren't many animals that just have one partner.
Metaphysikalover [11:03 AM]: I disagree


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I am getting ready to play my metaphysical game to find out more about her as a person on her.

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Metaphysikalover [11:03 AM]: the wolf has one
Metaphysikalover [11:03 AM]: which happens to be my favorite animal
Metaphysikalover [11:03 AM]: a wolf will mate for life
Metaphysikalover [11:04 AM]: what is your favorite animal?
MokaSilk4U [11:04 AM]: I like big cats. Specificially a leopard or jag.
Moka [11:05 AM]: they're majestic, mysterious, fierce when need be.
Metaphysikalover [11:05 AM]: figures...and how would you describe a jag in 3 words...for example mine is the wolf..fierce, loyal and never mind
Metaphysikalover [11:05 AM]: that is how you want others to see you majestic, mysterious and fierce when need by
Metaphysikalover [11:05 AM]: similar words to mine..now that's funny
Metaphysikalover [11:06 AM]: what is your favorite body of water again?
Metaphysikalover [11:06 AM]: ie ocean, lake pond, river ect ect
Moka [11:07 AM]: the ocean. I feel so at peace when I'm near it
Metaphysikalover [11:08 AM]: how would you describe the ocean in 3 words?
Moka [11:09 AM]: vast, calming, and
Moka [11:09 AM]: wow, several words came to mind. Don't know which to choose for the last one.
Moka [11:09 AM]: what is your favorite body of water?
Metaphysikalover [11:09 AM]: take your time
Metaphysikalover [11:10 AM]: no you finish it and I will tell you mine
Moka [11:11 AM]: im' gonna change it to endless, calming and deep
Metaphysikalover [11:12 AM]: fu*ck
Metaphysikalover [11:12 AM]: mine is the ocean cause it's powerful, endless and deep
Metaphysikalover [11:12 AM]: this is how you make love
Moka [11:13 AM]: why f***?
Metaphysikalover [11:13 AM]: do you see the connection
Moka [11:13 AM]: I like yours
Metaphysikalover [11:13 AM]: I like yours
Moka [11:13 AM]: powerful is one that came to mind
Metaphysikalover [11:13 AM]: we have two words that match
Metaphysikalover [11:13 AM]: the same as the animal
Moka [11:13 AM]: try 3
Metaphysikalover [11:14 AM]: hmmm what is your favorite color
Moka [11:14 AM]: oops, 2 words that match
Moka [11:14 AM]: burgendy
Metaphysikalover [11:14 AM]: how would you describe it in 3 words
Metaphysikalover [11:14 AM]: this part doesn't have to match
Metaphysikalover [11:14 AM]: cause its about YOU
Moka [11:15 AM]: what the color?
Metaphysikalover [11:15 AM]: yup
Metaphysikalover [11:15 AM]: just describe your color in 3 words
Moka [11:16 AM]: hold on a sec. brb
Metaphysikalover [11:16 AM]: :cool:
Moka [11:19 AM]: burgendy - intense, velvety, regal
Metaphysikalover [11:20 AM]: yes that describes YOUR inner personality

Metaphysikalover [11:20 AM]: mine is Blue: deep powerful and mysterious
Metaphysikalover [11:20 AM]: you are very regal
Metaphysikalover [11:20 AM]: and intense
Metaphysikalover [11:20 AM]: and velvety curves
Metaphysikalover [11:20 AM]: fits you to a tee
Moka [11:20 AM]: lol - was wonder how you wer gonna work that one in.
Moka [11:21 AM]: :-D
Metaphysikalover [11:21 AM]: lol
Metaphysikalover [11:21 AM]: it's true isn't it
Metaphysikalover [11:21 AM]: all of it
Metaphysikalover [11:21 AM]: it all fits as you and I could fit together
Moka [11:23 AM]: it is strange that the descriptions we choose do compliment one another
Metaphysikalover [11:23 AM]: uhh huh
Metaphysikalover [11:24 AM]: it kind of supports the feeling of energy between you and I
Metaphysikalover [11:25 AM]: Ok I missed my cleaning time but Now I have to go train a few clients. I will chat with you later on.
Moka [11:25 AM]: ok. until later.
Metaphysikalover [11:25 AM]: aight

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I actually didn't have to leave at that time but I wanted to keep her waiting for the next time.
 

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Hey guys i have to convos that I would like you all to critique for me, let me know if Im doing something wrong , or too much of something not enough of another. Hey guys and also please dont screw around with these aim names, you can aim me duh, just dont fool round with the ladies.....Common courtesy





...........turbopugsleyLX: hey cute stuff
turbopugsleyLX: how u doin
ncbarbie26 is no longer idle at 5:45:25 PM.
ncbarbie26: pretty good how are you?
turbopugsleyLX: im awesome
turbopugsleyLX: hows ur day been
ncbarbie26: ok i guess
ncbarbie26: i thought i was gonna be able to skip school
ncbarbie26: but
ncbarbie26: my appt got canceled so it looks like im going
turbopugsleyLX: ah cmon dont tell me your that type of girl
ncbarbie26: what?
turbopugsleyLX: skipping school
ncbarbie26: i am not that type of girl, i had a drs appt in the morning and i wasent going to go to spanish if id already missed my morning class
ncbarbie26: and im going out of town tommarow anyways
turbopugsleyLX: tisk tisk
ncbarbie26: it would've been good to get a head start to go
turbopugsleyLX: :p
turbopugsleyLX: im just messin
turbopugsleyLX: I had u going there for a sec
ncbarbie26: o ok
turbopugsleyLX: where you going out of town to?
ncbarbie26: concord
ncbarbie26: north carolina*
turbopugsleyLX: what u doin down there
ncbarbie26: going to the nascar race on saturday
turbopugsleyLX: uh oh
turbopugsleyLX: *im jealous*
ncbarbie26: ive got hospitality passes for the whole day :-D
turbopugsleyLX: yeh yeh yeh
turbopugsleyLX: are you one of them ernhardt fans?
ncbarbie26: i like dale jr
turbopugsleyLX: man that just wont do!
turbopugsleyLX: who you thinks gonna win tommorow?
ncbarbie26: tommarow?
ncbarbie26: like in the busch race?
turbopugsleyLX: sunday
turbopugsleyLX: i meant
ncbarbie26: the race is saturday night
turbopugsleyLX: I feel like its saturday
ncbarbie26: and im not sure
ncbarbie26: mark martin is pretty good there
turbopugsleyLX: you know my grandfather raced nascar
turbopugsleyLX: he used to race daytona back when it was still raced on the beach
ncbarbie26: cool
ncbarbie26: i like to race on the beach on nascar thunder
ncbarbie26: haha but i suck
turbopugsleyLX: haha
ncbarbie26: i like crash into everything
turbopugsleyLX: lol
turbopugsleyLX: I like to go backwards going full speed into a head on lol
ncbarbie26: lol
ncbarbie26: im having horrible problems on my laptop
ncbarbie26: stupid computer
turbopugsleyLX: lol
turbopugsleyLX: is it the person using it or the pc?
ncbarbie26: its the pc
ncbarbie26: its popups somewhere hidden
turbopugsleyLX: ok just making sure:-D
ncbarbie26: i def know its not me
turbopugsleyLX: lol
ncbarbie26: i placed out of computers
ncbarbie26: in college or whatever
ncbarbie26: brb i gotta restart
ncbarbie26 signed off at 5:58:57 PM.
ncbarbie26 signed on at 6:04:50 PM.
ncbarbie26: well thats was quite weird
turbopugsleyLX: what was
ncbarbie26: theres something def wrong with mylaptop
ncbarbie26: its got like spam on it somewhere
turbopugsleyLX: go to cnet.com and download and spyware detector and deleter
ncbarbie26: its something called. 404
ncbarbie26: 404ads.net
turbopugsleyLX: go dl a spyware detetcor and deleter on www.cnet.com
ncbarbie26: thanks
turbopugsleyLX: what happened with those tornados last night
ncbarbie26: idk
ncbarbie26: none hit me
ncbarbie26 signed off at 6:12:22 PM.
ncbarbie26 signed on at 6:13:20 PM.
ncbarbie26: sorry
ncbarbie26: this is a real pain
turbopugsleyLX: is it a pain? I sure your prolly frustrated
turbopugsleyLX: ?
ncbarbie26 is idle at 6:27:13 PM.
turbopugsleyLX: peanut gallery went *poof*
turbopugsleyLX: man peanut gallery really went *POOF*
ncbarbie26 is no longer idle at 6:53:47 PM.
ncbarbie26: peanut gallery?
turbopugsleyLX: yeh YOU
ncbarbie26: sorry
turbopugsleyLX: you know....comments from the peanut gallery
ncbarbie26: never heard of it
turbopugsleyLX: really?
turbopugsleyLX: why you apologize?
ncbarbie26: b/c i left
ncbarbie26: my computer is really broken
turbopugsleyLX: did you say you went to school kerry?
turbopugsleyLX: Peace?
ncbarbie26: yep
ncbarbie26: last year there
ncbarbie26: thank goodness
ncbarbie26: thanks for the program
ncbarbie26: im hoping it will fix it
turbopugsleyLX: it should
turbopugsleyLX: your welcome
turbopugsleyLX: so I was thinking about your offer last night and I have made my decision
ncbarbie26: ?
turbopugsleyLX: yes I will go and grab a cup of coffee with you next week.....
ncbarbie26: haha
turbopugsleyLX: your lucky though
turbopugsleyLX: I was almost gonna say no, but the person on the right side of my shoulder told me to so I decided that yes I will
ncbarbie26: i see
turbopugsleyLX: it was a little blue birdie actually that was on my shoulder
ncbarbie26: sadly
ncbarbie26: i hate the color blue
ncbarbie26: so try again.
turbopugsleyLX: so I like it just fine
turbopugsleyLX: :p
turbopugsleyLX: you know my father used to have a saying on his race car
turbopugsleyLX: "Flatlineing the heartbeat call code blue"
ncbarbie26: hmm.. what?
ncbarbie26: i know what it means
ncbarbie26: but what does that have to do with racing
turbopugsleyLX: ford and chevy
turbopugsleyLX: the "heartbeat"
ncbarbie26: ahhh i get it now
ncbarbie26: im a little slow
ncbarbie26: but that is pretty clever
turbopugsleyLX: I can see that
turbopugsleyLX: Did you ride the short bus?
ncbarbie26: yeh
turbopugsleyLX: man I fell sorry for you
turbopugsleyLX: man and for me!!!:-(
ncbarbie26: i could never get a seat either
turbopugsleyLX: cause I have to go on a date with you now
ncbarbie26: the kids didnt want to share with my fatass
turbopugsleyLX: man I always jump into things before I know all the details!!
ncbarbie26: you would never know my disorder
ncbarbie26: after all the surgery
turbopugsleyLX: disorder!!!!????....Surgery!!!??
ncbarbie26: ah im just screwin with you
turbopugsleyLX: ay caramba
turbopugsleyLX: I know and I was screwing back....lol
ncbarbie26: :)
ncbarbie26: i forgot to buy pants for saturday
ncbarbie26: damnit
turbopugsleyLX: uh oh
turbopugsleyLX: sounds like the next episode of girls gone wild
ncbarbie26: i wanted to wear kacki pants with my new sweater i bought
ncbarbie26: but i never got around to buying some
turbopugsleyLX: looks like the nascar guys are gonna gte a show
ncbarbie26: looks like im either going shopping tommarow after class
ncbarbie26: or..
ncbarbie26: wearing jeans
turbopugsleyLX: oh....
turbopugsleyLX: I was getting ready to make plans to go down there for that one
ncbarbie26 signed off at 7:14:53 PM.
ncbarbie26 signed on at 7:19:12 PM.
ncbarbie26: yay
turbopugsleyLX: lol
ncbarbie26: fixe dit
turbopugsleyLX: fix dit eh?
ncbarbie26: what time does the mall close?
turbopugsleyLX: lol girl im in gbo I have no clue
turbopugsleyLX: I rarely go to the malls in raliegh
ncbarbie26: o
ncbarbie26: nm it closes at 9
ncbarbie26: ill neve rmake it in time
turbopugsleyLX: lol youd be running around like the rabbit on alice in wonderland
turbopugsleyLX: hey gurl so since you asked when are you gonna set a tenative date and place for coffee
ncbarbie26: i dont know
turbopugsleyLX: whats this about
turbopugsleyLX: you twist my arm for a date and then you cant tell me when and where were going?
 

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turbopugsleyLX: indecisive tonight?
Auto response from Erin20Lee: Shower Time

turbopugsleyLX: lol away...return...away...return....away... return
turbopugsleyLX: btw my shoe size is......
Erin20Lee returned at 6:48:01 PM.
Erin20Lee: sorry
Erin20Lee: I really need to jump in the shower and people keep IMing me
turbopugsleyLX: lol haha
Erin20Lee: okay... SHOWER TIME FOR REAL, talk to me later???
turbopugsleyLX: maybe
Erin20Lee: GRRRRRRR!
Erin20Lee: fine
Erin20Lee: bye
Erin20Lee is away at 6:48:50 PM.
Erin20Lee returned at 6:48:50 PM.
Erin20Lee signed off at 6:48:51 PM.
turbopugsleyLX: have a fun shower think about my shoe size....lol
Previous message was not received by Erin20Lee because of error: User Erin20Lee is not available.

Erin20Lee signed on at 6:50:25 PM.
Erin20Lee is away at 6:50:38 PM.
turbopugsleyLX: have a fun shower think about my shoe size....lol
Erin20Lee returned at 7:08:38 PM.
Erin20Lee: alright you, BRING IT
Erin20Lee: how are you
Erin20Lee: what's your shoe size
Erin20Lee: I want to see a picture
turbopugsleyLX: wouldnt you like to know
Erin20Lee: I'd guess an 11
turbopugsleyLX: you couldnt handle anything even if it was a 2 why does it matter
turbopugsleyLX: lol
turbopugsleyLX: j/k
Erin20Lee: yeah... you're not one of my favorite people
turbopugsleyLX: ah cmon, im just playing with you
turbopugsleyLX: take it with a grain of salt
Erin20Lee: I am too
Erin20Lee: geez
turbopugsleyLX: I wouldnt tease you if I wasn't incredibly turned one by that gator on your lap
Erin20Lee: it was the coolest thing EVER
Erin20Lee: it was amazing
Erin20Lee: he was pissed
Erin20Lee: but I thought it was cool
turbopugsleyLX: id be pissed to if I was sitting on your lap
Erin20Lee: I know
Erin20Lee: he was heavy as hell though
Erin20Lee: like 100lbs
turbopugsleyLX: and if my mouth was taped shut
Erin20Lee: I'd enjoy it more if your mouth was taped
turbopugsleyLX: *I still have my fingers though*:-X
Erin20Lee: grrrrrr
turbopugsleyLX: lol
turbopugsleyLX: you find bam bam yet?
Erin20Lee: maybe
Erin20Lee: but he doesn't want me
Erin20Lee: so where a pic
Erin20Lee: dude I have no idea who you are
Erin20Lee: whats you name on match.com
turbopugsleyLX: I gave you my name
turbopugsleyLX: uncgstud
turbopugsleyLX: he hit you over the head with his club and drag you back to his cave?
Erin20Lee: your a stud
Erin20Lee: nope
turbopugsleyLX: 100% studmuffin!!!!
Erin20Lee: ahhh
Erin20Lee: egotistical too!
turbopugsleyLX: nah im not
turbopugsleyLX: I just like having fun
Erin20Lee: so why aren't you out having it
turbopugsleyLX: because you were on here talking my ear off and I didnt want to be rude
Erin20Lee: I know, I'm so demanding
turbopugsleyLX: yes thats the word i was looking for
Erin20Lee: uh huh
turbopugsleyLX: so In all seriousness, what made you want to put your profile on there
Erin20Lee: no clue
Erin20Lee: tired of *******s
Erin20Lee: you want a fullfigured girl? I'm not really that...
turbopugsleyLX: No actually I don't
turbopugsleyLX: what made u think that
Erin20Lee: it said it on your profile
Erin20Lee: and curvy
turbopugsleyLX: it has more cheched than that though
Erin20Lee: yeah...
turbopugsleyLX: I actually prefer more slender types
Erin20Lee: oh okay
turbopugsleyLX: 5'2-5'8 maybe 140 or 150 pds
Erin20Lee: well I'm 5'3 so I fall int here I guess
turbopugsleyLX: I wasnt sure when looked at your pics if you qaulified or not....
Erin20Lee: because...
turbopugsleyLX: idk
turbopugsleyLX: a geuss I just had my standards lower
turbopugsleyLX: :p
Erin20Lee: uh huh
Erin20Lee: I'm not 140 though
Erin20Lee: sorry
turbopugsleyLX: well what are u
Erin20Lee: 120ish
turbopugsleyLX: thats good
turbopugsleyLX: your 2 out of 5
Erin20Lee: what
turbopugsleyLX: you fit 2 out of the 5 standards I have for women
Erin20Lee: and I fail 3?
turbopugsleyLX: no I havent found those out yet
Erin20Lee: bring it
turbopugsleyLX: I have to go anyways
turbopugsleyLX: Im at work wayyy late
turbopugsleyLX: you were talking my dang ear off
Erin20Lee: bye!
turbopugsleyLX: j/k
turbopugsleyLX: Ill ttyl maybe if your a nice girl Ill tell them to you tommorow and we can see if you fit the other two
turbopugsleyLX: three I mean
turbopugsleyLX: bye pebbles
Erin20Lee: bye
turbopugsleyLX: lol *smile*
turbopugsleyLX: :-D
turbopugsleyLX: Im can't leave till you smile........
Erin20Lee: go away!!!
turbopugsleyLX: hahaha
turbopugsleyLX: oh man, strike one
 
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Yo dog..break ya shyt up..look at mine for an example. NOBODY desires to read a long endless meandering IM convo.


Drop off the idle chit chat and show where shyt is changing or you have questions about.
 

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Pugsley - you will never bone this girl

Onto the next
 

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Im still trying to get the hang of keep and good interesting convo going, and sorry ps, I didnt know to do that.....BTW PS what do you think it was that caused you to get soo many hits on your yahoo name from women, I kinda adapted you profile info from the other chat and use it two days ago and nothing so far from 3 sites, ANY tips?
 
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Originally posted by Pugsley_f5
Im still trying to get the hang of keep and good interesting convo going, and sorry ps, I didnt know to do that.....BTW PS what do you think it was that caused you to get soo many hits on your yahoo name from women, I kinda adapted you profile info from the other chat and use it two days ago and nothing so far from 3 sites, ANY tips?
Do you have a picture on your profile. My mug does attract women like a magnet who like bald black men. My words make em stick and post up to me.

I am getting into Match.com now, but I don't have a good photo yet since the one I am using is too large for them.
 

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I know its not original, but thats why im asking you for help :)

Just Words on a Page?



About Me
Name: donjuandeymarco

Gender: Man seeking a Woman

Location: Greensboro, NC

Age: 21

Marital Status: Single - never married

Body Type: Athletic

Height: 5' 11"

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Light Brown

Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)

Sense of Humor: Clever / Quick Witted

Social Setting: Shy at first, but warm up quickly, Flirt

TV Watching: I don't own a TV

Smoking: Doesn't smoke

Drinking: Doesn't drink

Living Situation: Alone

Have Kids: No

Want (more) kids: Yes

Education: Some College

Employment Status: Self-employed

Occupation: I'll tell you later

Income: I'll tell you later

Religion: Christian

Attend Services: Weekly

Political Views: Conservative

Astrology: Sagittarius

Languages: English

Interests: I'll tell you later



In my own words:

I am 5’ 11"tall, handsome, broad shoulders, strong hands, Dark brown eyes and short hair w/ gel in it.

And I must admit that I am very pre-occupied with Stimulating and Interesting intelligent conversations.

I believe the greatest adventure is to:


EXPLORE ONES PASSIONS!!!!

I define true passion as not just lust in the moment…it’s Not even when you are touched so deeply that you find You give all that you have. It’s when you are touched So deeply you find things coming forth from you that You never even knew or imagined could be there.

CAN YOU FEEL ME?

Wouldn’t it be amazing to experience this with someone?

I am not a doctor or a attorney. I do manage a car lot in Asheboro, NC. I am also mentored by a millionaire out of Raleigh who is very wealthy, and my future lies here within my training from him. I lead a God-Centered life and will not compromise on this area of my life, although the lucky woman doesn't necessarily have to be as committed as I am, her being a christian is important to me.

I must be with someone adventurous who LOVES to learn new things and is longing for an amazing new direction. Someone who can make up her own mind on what SHE finds desirable, and attractive based on her own deep feelings and needs. Not because society would approve, Not because her friends would validate it, Not even because it is what she is used to or expecting or based on seeing her “type” or what is “typical”, why bother when typical hasn’t made you happy in the past…you feel me?

No, Because she is ready…and I do mean truly ready…For something beyond what she ever thought could be possible. Because maybe feeling that powerful opening is the link between the girl inside the woman, and the woman inside the girl.

WHAT I LIKE:

I am big time into intense passionate kissing…You know…that first soft brush of the lips…so soft your Not even sure you’ve been kissed yet….and its as if all the Passion…all the fire that will be experienced in the relationship is enfolded in that one…first…SOFT…Special kiss…just waiting to be explored and made real!

It’s that moment where time stands still and yet in that One moment there is an eternity of experience to be Explored. It makes your mind expand to the heavens… Your knees weak…and your heart soar and every part Of you comes ….alive…awakened …ready for Whatever will come into your life next!

It’s That Moment

It’s that moment when you just stop…and look deep Inside of yourself and your able to push aside all of the Rules and restrictions that hold you back…you find that Your free to look at your own desires…with eyes unclouded by the fears of what others will think…

You can look deep inside and see that special place Where you keep all of your secrets…you know that place..Wink Wink…You can see your desires and when you see Your desires…you know that what you want is right There in front of you…waiting for you to act on it.

Now with me that is a powerful experience. When you See your desires clearly, maybe for the first time..the excitement And longing you feel is incredibly strong. The excitement Of knowing you can just reach out and fulfill these desires And the longing of wanting to share that experience with Someone who so understand how you feel…

Sometimes in life we get hurt and let our disappointments Or past experiences block us from holding onto hope…Hope that real love with real people even exists. Having Just ended a relationship I know this…

But behind all that…behind all the cynicism…and hurt, the let-downs and the disappointments is the part of the person who still believes. The one who believes in love and to me Love has never died. Even through all of my let downs I still believe in the power of love!!!!


About My Match

Location: Within 100 miles of Greensboro, NC

Age: 18 - 26

Marital Status: Single - never married

Body Type: Slim, Slender, Average, Athletic, Fit, Voluptuous

Height: 3' 0" - 7' 11"

Eyes: Any

Hair: Any

Ethnicity: Asian, Caucasian (white), East Indian, Hispanic/Latino, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, Inter-racial, Other

Sense of Humor: Any

Social Setting: Any

TV Watching: Any

Smoking: Doesn't smoke, Smokes occasionally

Drinking: Doesn't drink, Drinks socially

Living Situation: Alone, With parents, With pets, With roommate(s), Family and friends visit often, There is a party every night

Have Kids: No

Want (more) kids: Any

Education: Any

Employment Status: Any

Occupation: Any

Income: Any

Religion: Any

Attend Services: Any

Political Views: Any

Astrology: Any

Languages: Any

Interests: Any
 
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I took a quick scan of just the first part:

I do hope your not using the name DonJuan in your screen name. That is a immediate turn off to women.

Secondly which is where I stopped. No offense against the Car Industry, but your job is also a turn off to everyone! You should reword that. Let her find out on her own after getting to know you.

Think about how you thought of carsalespersons before you got into the industry and recall the immediate negative feeling you got whenever you thought of that whole industry.

See.

That is what your sending out.

Your true job is in Management. You manage a sales team. I did like the part about being mentored. You might change that into your in a mentoring program by a local millionaire.

Also take out the God centered life. Sorry. Let that be uncovered after she gets to know you also.

Just these three changes alone should dramatically increase your hit ration
 

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here ya go Meta.....

Here ya go Metaphysical, I Think my new Headline is the HEAT, we'll see if it gets some chicks to click....No offense but your title didnt make any sense to me......

let me know how it looks.




Will you choose the Blue or Red pill?



About Me
Name: mysticaloverman

Gender: Man seeking a Woman

Location: Greensboro, NC

Age: 21

Marital Status: Single - never married

Body Type: Athletic

Height: 5' 11"

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Light Brown

Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)

Sense of Humor: Clever / Quick Witted

Social Setting: Shy at first, but warm up quickly, Flirt

TV Watching: I don't own a TV

Smoking: Doesn't smoke

Drinking: Doesn't drink

Living Situation: Alone

Have Kids: No

Want (more) kids: Yes

Education: I'll tell you later

Employment Status: Self-employed

Occupation: I'll tell you later

Income: I'll tell you later

Religion: Christian

Attend Services: Weekly

Political Views: Conservative

Astrology: Sagittarius

Languages: English

Interests: Listening to Music, Outdoor Activities, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Playing Sports, Health/Fitness



In my own words:

I am 5’ 11"tall, handsome, broad shoulders, strong hands, Dark brown eyes and short hair w/ gel in it.

And I must admit that I am very pre-occupied with Stimulating and Interesting intelligent conversations.

I believe the greatest adventure is to:


EXPLORE ONES PASSIONS!!!!

I define true passion as not just lust in the moment…it’s Not even when you are touched so deeply that you find You give all that you have. It’s when you are touched So deeply you find things coming forth from you that You never even knew or imagined could be there.

CAN YOU FEEL ME?

Wouldn’t it be amazing to experience this with someone?

I am not a doctor or a attorney. I do work in management in Asheboro, NC. I am also mentored by a millionaire out of Raleigh who is very wealthy, and my future lies here within my training from him.

I must be with someone adventurous who LOVES to learn new things and is longing for an amazing new direction. Someone who can make up her own mind on what SHE finds desirable, and attractive based on her own deep feelings and needs. Not because society would approve, Not because her friends would validate it, Not even because it is what she is used to or expecting or based on seeing her “type” or what is “typical”, why bother when typical hasn’t made you happy in the past…you feel me?

No, Because she is ready…and I do mean truly ready…For something beyond what she ever thought could be possible. Because maybe feeling that powerful opening is the link between the girl inside the woman, and the woman inside the girl.

WHAT I LIKE:

I am big time into intense passionate kissing…You know…that first soft brush of the lips…so soft your Not even sure you’ve been kissed yet….and its as if all the Passion…all the fire that will be experienced in the relationship is enfolded in that one…first…SOFT…Special kiss…just waiting to be explored and made real!

It’s that moment where time stands still and yet in that One moment there is an eternity of experience to be Explored. It makes your mind expand to the heavens… Your knees weak…and your heart soar and every part Of you comes ….alive…awakened …ready for Whatever will come into your life next!

It’s That Moment

It’s that moment when you just stop…and look deep Inside of yourself and your able to push aside all of the Rules and restrictions that hold you back…you find that Your free to look at your own desires…with eyes unclouded by the fears of what others will think…

You can look deep inside and see that special place Where you keep all of your secrets…you know that place..Wink Wink…You can see your desires and when you see Your desires…you know that what you want is right There in front of you…waiting for you to act on it.

Now with me that is a powerful experience. When you See your desires clearly, maybe for the first time..the excitement And longing you feel is incredibly strong. The excitement Of knowing you can just reach out and fulfill these desires And the longing of wanting to share that experience with Someone who so understand how you feel…

Sometimes in life we get hurt and let our disappointments Or past experiences block us from holding onto hope…Hope that real love with real people even exists. Having Just ended a relationship I know this…

But behind all that…behind all the cynicism…and hurt, the let-downs and the disappointments is the part of the person who still believes. The one who believes in love and to me Love has never died. Even through all of my let downs I still believe in the power of love!!!!
 
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That's cool. But, do they need to know that you use gel in your hair? Is that important to her or to you? Is it important for her to know that your a boy to some millionaire? My last message I think I said it's ok to mention that your in a mentoring program.

You description of the millionaire is like you admire him so much. That makes you the lesser man. You put him up on a pedistal in front of a potential woman. You see.

She will have trouble respecting you.

You might consider changing that part of it.

The title is ok. I don't know if many women have seen "the matrix" and will understand it..but if your looking for women who have then your doing good marketing.


It's called rifle marketing vs shot gun marketing. Your narrowing in on what you want. Instead of trolling for anything...if that was your purpose then good for you.

I'm not the expert on this shyt...I think Francisco Deanaconda has this stuff on lockdown!
 
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