Desdinova
Master Don Juan
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I popped out of hiding to tell you guys a little story...
Back when I was 18, I was trying to date this girl named R. We were both interested in each other, and I wanted to take things outside of the school walls. I asked for her number and she willingly gave it to me. However, I'd find out that those digits were completely fvcking useless...
Everytime I called her, I'd get one of her parents. Usually her mom would answer and would tell me that I was NOT allowed to talk to R. One time I got her dad who invited me over so he could beat the 5hit out of me. What a nice guy. At school, I would ask R about all this c0ckblocking and she wouldn't really give me an answer and just wanted me to forget about it. I gave her my number so she could call me when it was convenient for her. She never fvcking called once.
Summer came along and I spent the first month occasionally trying to call her and would always slam into the parental wall. By the time the end of July had come around, I was at the point where I said, "fvck it, I'm not putting in the effort anymore" and quit calling her.
When we came back to school in the fall, I ran into her in the hallway and asked her how her summer was. She said, "It was okay, but I gotta go". From that day, I decided to never speak to her again and eventually found myself dating the girl who would eventually drive me to this site.
Yesterday (26 years later), I attended her 43rd birthday party. YES, YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY. Here's how that came about...
When I was still single a few years back, I managed to get myself into a circle of friends. I'd meet someone, then meet one of their friends, and before you know it I'm a permanent fixture in this group of people. They find me absolutely fascinating. When I'm not around them, they talk about me, watch my youtube videos, and all kinds of other positive stuff. Well, guess who I discovered also belonged in this group of friends? Yes, that bytch R who decided to reject me.
In the early days of this friendship circle, I would be invited to gatherings through Facebook and I'd alway show up. R would also be invited but she would always find some lame ass excuse to avoid coming. I suspected she was avoiding these gatherings solely because of me, so I decided to do an experiment... When I got invited to the next event, I blocked her on Facebook so she couldn't see my invite. When I got to the event, I unblocked her. Lo and behold, she showed up 30 minutes later. I made sure to be one of the loudest, funniest, most entertaining people there, and I fvcking ignored her stupid ass the whole evening.
Yesterday, she had a shared birthday party with one of the people from the friendship circle. I was invited by R's friend, so of course I'm gonna show up. I completely expected R to cancel at the last minute but surprisingly she didn't. She brought absolutely nobody to the gathering that I didn't already know. In other words, all of her best friends are also MY friends. She had to spend the entire evening listening to me humorously banter with them, and then she had to listen to them all talk about all the cool 5hit that I do.
We still haven't exchanged words. I'm at a bit of a loss as to what her problem is. Is it my presence alone? Is it the fact that I bring my GF who's younger than her? Is it the fact that she missed the bus on having a cool guy in her life? I have no clue, but I'm not going to overthink it.
The best thing about all of this is, I didn't have to do squat to get revenge on her. It just happened all on it's own.
Happy fvcking birthday, R
Back when I was 18, I was trying to date this girl named R. We were both interested in each other, and I wanted to take things outside of the school walls. I asked for her number and she willingly gave it to me. However, I'd find out that those digits were completely fvcking useless...
Everytime I called her, I'd get one of her parents. Usually her mom would answer and would tell me that I was NOT allowed to talk to R. One time I got her dad who invited me over so he could beat the 5hit out of me. What a nice guy. At school, I would ask R about all this c0ckblocking and she wouldn't really give me an answer and just wanted me to forget about it. I gave her my number so she could call me when it was convenient for her. She never fvcking called once.
Summer came along and I spent the first month occasionally trying to call her and would always slam into the parental wall. By the time the end of July had come around, I was at the point where I said, "fvck it, I'm not putting in the effort anymore" and quit calling her.
When we came back to school in the fall, I ran into her in the hallway and asked her how her summer was. She said, "It was okay, but I gotta go". From that day, I decided to never speak to her again and eventually found myself dating the girl who would eventually drive me to this site.
Yesterday (26 years later), I attended her 43rd birthday party. YES, YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY. Here's how that came about...
When I was still single a few years back, I managed to get myself into a circle of friends. I'd meet someone, then meet one of their friends, and before you know it I'm a permanent fixture in this group of people. They find me absolutely fascinating. When I'm not around them, they talk about me, watch my youtube videos, and all kinds of other positive stuff. Well, guess who I discovered also belonged in this group of friends? Yes, that bytch R who decided to reject me.
In the early days of this friendship circle, I would be invited to gatherings through Facebook and I'd alway show up. R would also be invited but she would always find some lame ass excuse to avoid coming. I suspected she was avoiding these gatherings solely because of me, so I decided to do an experiment... When I got invited to the next event, I blocked her on Facebook so she couldn't see my invite. When I got to the event, I unblocked her. Lo and behold, she showed up 30 minutes later. I made sure to be one of the loudest, funniest, most entertaining people there, and I fvcking ignored her stupid ass the whole evening.
Yesterday, she had a shared birthday party with one of the people from the friendship circle. I was invited by R's friend, so of course I'm gonna show up. I completely expected R to cancel at the last minute but surprisingly she didn't. She brought absolutely nobody to the gathering that I didn't already know. In other words, all of her best friends are also MY friends. She had to spend the entire evening listening to me humorously banter with them, and then she had to listen to them all talk about all the cool 5hit that I do.
We still haven't exchanged words. I'm at a bit of a loss as to what her problem is. Is it my presence alone? Is it the fact that I bring my GF who's younger than her? Is it the fact that she missed the bus on having a cool guy in her life? I have no clue, but I'm not going to overthink it.
The best thing about all of this is, I didn't have to do squat to get revenge on her. It just happened all on it's own.
Happy fvcking birthday, R