Number close

[wheelin&dealin]

Next time you are going for a number close make sure you have 2 things in your pocket:

-A cool looking pen
-A bank receipt(or some other piece of paper)


Here is what you should say:


"I'm gonna take off pretty soon, so why don't you write your number down for me."

Then let the girl scramble for a few seconds to find a pen...

When she realizes she doesn't have one or if she tells you to go get one, pull one out of your pocket and hand it to her.

Wait a few more seconds...

Let her scramble for something to write on.

Wait a few more seconds...

Offer her the piece of paper you have in your pocket.

Wait a few seconds...

If she takes more than 10 seconds to write down her number, start chirping her about it. Say in a ****y voice "You wanna hurry up..." or "I don't have all night..."

or

after she hands it to you say "It's about time..."



Then walk off like a pimp...