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veng142

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Girls hear the same pickups all day long. Assuming you're an average lookin guy, whats gonna be the deciding factor in her wanting to go out with you or hookup with you? Uniqueness, C&F, and confidence/personality.

Now, we all already know that. But, combining ALL of those, I've made the best pickup method I've had in awhile. I made my own fake bussiness cards that say my name and under it "Freelance pornographer.. You're first visit free! Unlicensed Male Gigolo with affordable hourly rates! Inquire within!" and my phone number.

Next time I'm talkin to a girl, being confident and ****y/funny, I'll give them my card and say "here's my bussiness card, my numbers on it." They'll expect a real bussiness card, and when they see it, they'll crack up. Tell them to give you a call sometime.

NOW, before I get flamed, I know thats unorthodox. You're saying "WHAT? You gave the girl YOUR number and didn't get HERS?" Yes, I did. I know that goes against the DJ bible, but the way this is done shows confidence. It shows ****y and funny, and a witty personality. It shows that you are NOT desperate by doing the typical guy thing ( "Uhhhh I gotta go.. can I get your number?") The girl will go home later, open her purse, and see your card sitting there and crack up again just looking at it. And now, YOU just sit back and relax, and the girls will call :cool:

Whadya think?
 

Mr. Mystery

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If you make business cards, made specifically for picking up women, that is gonna make them wonder...

Is he a player or a loser that has too much time on his hands?

Don't me to dog your tip, if it works for you keep using it, but I don't think it would work too much better than getting her number the old fashioned way.

Mr. Mystery
 

Lionheart

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"Freelance pornographer.. You're first visit free! Unlicensed Male Gigolo with affordable hourly rates! Inquire within!"

Yawn.
Maybe next you could get a t-shirt with "Sex Instructor, first lesson free."

That's NEVER been done before.

Chat up Lines, Stupid Openers, 'witty' t-shirts and **** like that DO NOT WORK!!!!

How many times does this need to be reiterated?

Lion.
 

aznbreakerjrey

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Nice try at a new idea, but there's a reason one doesn't give his number out without at least getting hers too.

MOST GIRLS WILL NOT CALL, because they're not used to calling first, not used to initiating the contact, and basically they're afraid of rejection (wow, what's new?).

Just get a short convo, get the digits, get out. Simple and effective.
 

Mr. Mystery

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but there's a reason one doesn't give his number out without at least getting hers too.
Yes there are a few reasons...

My favorite reason is that I don't like phones, and if they have my number they feel inclined to call it......alot.

I'm sure many of you have had this problem, and its really cool at first, I will admit, but it get old terribly quickly.

The funny part of all this is that some friends of mine where throwing this same exact idea around a few weeks ago...

Who exactly are you Veng142?

Mr. Mystery
 

ZeeOwl

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It's an interesting idea. The main question is; have you field-tested it? And if so, what is your sucess rate? Was was your sucess rate using the orthodox DJ approach (for comparison purposes)?
 

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I'm glad you're thinking but you really should field test your ideas 1st. I would be very surprised if that ever worked.

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Duff

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yea thats a funny idea, but would make u look like loser, wouldnt make u look like playa! a playa wouldnt bother
 

Lord_Galth

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Imma gonna say exactly what I just said on the last post...

PU LINES ARE BAD, just introduce yourself!! ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
 

MrNiceGuy

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while its a funny idea (and could be cool if you're on a themed pub crawl or out with a large bunch of mates all doing the same thig for a laugh) I wouldnt expect it to work too often. making your own 'joke' business cards just screams out

'TRYING TOO HARD' and 'I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN THINK UP GIMMICKS TO ATTRACT WOMEN'

A friend of mine had a similar idea on valentines day, we'd go to the shops, buy some knock down price valentines cards and then go out in the evening with the cards and some pens, If I met someone who'd not received a valentines card then I could write them one on the spot. For about 5 minutes it seemed like a good idea and then I decided it wasnt worth the hassle.

Although it often is the only reason guys go out to bars and clubs (and girls know it too), looking like you only go out to pick up is bad.

also, If you are going to use it you dont want to appear like you missed out on an education, fix the grammar, "your first visit free" instead of "you're first visit free".
 
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