MysteryMan
Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 4, 2002
- Messages
- 137
- Reaction score
- 0
"Won't pump her own gas."
"Picks up the phone on the first ring."
"Waits in your driveway for you to come home."
"Admits she lies to her ex-boyfriend, but says she would never do it to you."
"Starts a dinner date with a lengthy converstaion about death."
"Starts planning your next date five minutes into your first blind date."
"Is proud of her ability to play mind games."
"Won't dance because it will mess up her hair, makeup or clothes."
"Has been denied visitation of her children."
"Calls in sick just because she hasn't taken all her sick days."
"Asks you out and expects you to pay for the date."
"Cashes $5 checks at the currency exchange."
"Holds conversations with others while she is on the phone with you."
"Has 'Melrose Place' parties."
"Calls the characters on 'Melrose Place' by their first names."
"Videotapes 'Melrose Place.' "
"Thinks Amanda (of 'Melrose Place') is a role model."
"Orders the most expensive thing on the menu, then only eats a bite or two."
"Has a frequent-user card at a tanning salon."
"Says she loves to travel but has never gone anywhere."
"Goes out only with doctors or lawyers."
"Never laughs at your jokes."
"Preferes Antonio Banderas to Armand Assante in 'The Mambo King.' "
"Hangs on to your every word. Shes either a phony or a bimbo. Or both."
"Has her phone number on her business card."
"Doesn't know how to give a foot rub."
"Follows the comings and goings of Princess Di and Fergie."
"Thinks microwaving is cooking."
"Collects stuffed animals."
"Dresses like a teenager. (Unless she is a teenager.)"
"Takes the quizzes in Cosmo."
"Has a mother who has ages badly."
"Keeps a scrapbook of her favorite movie stars."
"Has a gun."
"Lets her kids kick the back of your car seat."
"Lives next store to her mother and calls her several times a day."
"Hates men."
"Starts every sentence with, 'I'm like so..."
"Uses 'goes' instead of 'says' when she's telling a story. Like, 'Then she goes... Then he goes... Then she goes...' "
"Lets her ex-husband stay over."
"Has children by three or more men."
"Is a mean drunk. Thats her real personality."
"Knows more about sex than you do, unless she's a psychiarist."
"Claims to have been a Playmate of the Month but can't remember which issue."
"Gives air kisses."
"Won't make love with the lights on."
"Wears a low-cut blouse and complains that men are staring at her breasts."
"Thinks men exist to serve her."
"Can outdrink you."
"Expects you to read her mind and pouts when you don't."
"Can read your mind and does."
"Picks up the phone on the first ring."
"Waits in your driveway for you to come home."
"Admits she lies to her ex-boyfriend, but says she would never do it to you."
"Starts a dinner date with a lengthy converstaion about death."
"Starts planning your next date five minutes into your first blind date."
"Is proud of her ability to play mind games."
"Won't dance because it will mess up her hair, makeup or clothes."
"Has been denied visitation of her children."
"Calls in sick just because she hasn't taken all her sick days."
"Asks you out and expects you to pay for the date."
"Cashes $5 checks at the currency exchange."
"Holds conversations with others while she is on the phone with you."
"Has 'Melrose Place' parties."
"Calls the characters on 'Melrose Place' by their first names."
"Videotapes 'Melrose Place.' "
"Thinks Amanda (of 'Melrose Place') is a role model."
"Orders the most expensive thing on the menu, then only eats a bite or two."
"Has a frequent-user card at a tanning salon."
"Says she loves to travel but has never gone anywhere."
"Goes out only with doctors or lawyers."
"Never laughs at your jokes."
"Preferes Antonio Banderas to Armand Assante in 'The Mambo King.' "
"Hangs on to your every word. Shes either a phony or a bimbo. Or both."
"Has her phone number on her business card."
"Doesn't know how to give a foot rub."
"Follows the comings and goings of Princess Di and Fergie."
"Thinks microwaving is cooking."
"Collects stuffed animals."
"Dresses like a teenager. (Unless she is a teenager.)"
"Takes the quizzes in Cosmo."
"Has a mother who has ages badly."
"Keeps a scrapbook of her favorite movie stars."
"Has a gun."
"Lets her kids kick the back of your car seat."
"Lives next store to her mother and calls her several times a day."
"Hates men."
"Starts every sentence with, 'I'm like so..."
"Uses 'goes' instead of 'says' when she's telling a story. Like, 'Then she goes... Then he goes... Then she goes...' "
"Lets her ex-husband stay over."
"Has children by three or more men."
"Is a mean drunk. Thats her real personality."
"Knows more about sex than you do, unless she's a psychiarist."
"Claims to have been a Playmate of the Month but can't remember which issue."
"Gives air kisses."
"Won't make love with the lights on."
"Wears a low-cut blouse and complains that men are staring at her breasts."
"Thinks men exist to serve her."
"Can outdrink you."
"Expects you to read her mind and pouts when you don't."
"Can read your mind and does."
