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NBA Player LaMelo Ball (20) impregnates IG model (32)

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Looks like our boy, LaMelo Ball didn't find SoSuave in time ... he has supposedly (it's still only rumors at the moment) impregnated a 32-year-old IG model after only knowing her for a month.

link: LaMelo may have gotten Ana Montana pregnant

Here is her IG: Ana Montana Instagram

She has "I want 500k a month in child-support" written all over her face.

The dude has money, status, and everything in between, yet it looks like he still dropped the ball.

Pun intended.
 

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Update:

Looks like this has happened before with an NBA player who impregnated an IG model only to have her file for divorce TWO WEEKS LATER and take him to the cleaners for 200k a month in child support.

PJ Washington & Brittney Renner

Quote from the article:
"In addition to the child support speculation, fans have also been resurfacing older videos of Brittany Renner, where she says that athletes are "dumb" and advising women to date ballers for their money. "
 

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old gig in the book. get preggo from someone with money and live with the kids pension, people love to learn the hard way,

but hey if he was poor he would be in jail for rape and she would abort, so lucky?
 

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Lamelo is incredibly dumb. It's little wonder most pro athletes are completely broke just 5 years after retirement.

Case in point:

“We not trippin' off school. We not dumb. We know how to learn. We don't need school. And school not even teachin' you ****—what the **** is school?”

But then he was like:




 

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Is it just me or do women seem to get pregnant within the first month of fvcking someone? It’s always within a month of them seeing someone. And it’s always someone super rich or someone that doesn’t have two nickels to run together, it’s never a middle class income guy.
 

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PJ Washington is one of the most dumbest idiots I've ever seen. She was proven wh0re and that video where she was saying all that stuff was out basically for three years yet he was still dumb enough to fall for the trap.
 

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Looks like our boy, LaMelo Ball didn't find SoSuave in time ... he has supposedly (it's still only rumors at the moment) impregnated a 32-year-old IG model after only knowing her for a month.

link: LaMelo may have gotten Ana Montana pregnant

Here is her IG: Ana Montana Instagram

She has "I want 500k a month in child-support" written all over her face.

The dude has money, status, and everything in between, yet it looks like he still dropped the ball.

Pun intended.
He was DYING to be STUPID. Before this he was messing with a big porn star. Why???? His dad warned him, I know his dad has chest pains.
 

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He was DYING to be STUPID. Before this he was messing with a big porn star. Why???? His dad warned him, I know his dad has chest pains.
Never listen to your mother's advice on women. Always listen to the father. Unless that father acts like a woman, then avoid his advice too. But yeah, it's his own damn fault here. Seeing those instagram stories above, I already know what kind of guy he is. Not even surprised. These aren't smart guys going into sports.
 

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There was a piece of research into d1 college athletes in the money sports of football and basketball and their academics. About a third of the athletes were functionally illiterate, and at least half of them read at no more than a grade school level. Their college classes were mostly a sham. These kids couldn't pass a real college class if they tried, because they are too illiterate to read the textbook.
 

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Looks like our boy, LaMelo Ball didn't find SoSuave in time ... he has supposedly (it's still only rumors at the moment) impregnated a 32-year-old IG model after only knowing her for a month.
What would have Sosuave told him if he found it?
 

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We likely would have told him to take some reading and speech classes, invest his money, and go after younger girls. But don't get them pregnant unless you want to settle down.
 

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I don't like to comment much on celebrity stuff because it is not that applicable to more typical men.

When I was 20, I would have been very upset about impregnating someone. I would not have wanted to impregnate a 32 year old. When I was 20, I took steps that better positioned myself to not have that outcome. I have made it to my late 30s without impregnating anyone.
 

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Is it just me or do women seem to get pregnant within the first month of fvcking someone? It’s always within a month of them seeing someone. And it’s always someone super rich or someone that doesn’t have two nickels to run together, it’s never a middle class income guy.
yep they dont like men, forget the terrorism you see on the TV, females are radicalised from the age of 6.

they get resources and kick the man out.
 
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