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This is BORING. Use something that attracts attention. Your ad has to stand out from 100s of other men. Keep that in mind.Take me out for my birthday 12/26
personally, I wouldn't lie about my age. You've exaggerated it, but not enough. Add about 300 years to your actual age if you're going to do this.Sunday 12/26. I'm going to be 88.
This isn't bad.About me: short, skinny, hairy, and pot-bellied. A regular dreamboat!
Personally, I'd leave anything sex-related out of the profile. Unfortunately, that's what most of your profile consists of. What woman would want to contact an 88 year old sex pig.Something simple like the back seat of my minivan would be great.
Ogre, can it! I date older women only now. Fawk that young shyt. You have nothing in common with em and your only spinning your wheels trying to get it.Originally posted by ogre
"Nobody wants to date the town jester"
No, I suppose not. but you've just described me.
I never said I was going to stop playing. I'm still playing and still learning. I'm trying everything I can think of. I just want to see some progress.
Maybe someday it'll all just "click" like a big light bulb, and I'll start scoring some nice wrinkled and flabby older women. but it's unlikely that I will ever score a young HB. and it's also unlikely that I'll ever be a father. and that does not leave me feeling warm and fuzzy.
For the life of me I can never understand why a man of forty or close to that number would be interested in twenty year olds. Christ! What could a Mature Man have in common with them. They're inexperienced, immature and a lot of them are as dumb as door knobs.Originally posted by Player_Supreme
Ogre, can it! I date older women only now. Fawk that young shyt. You have nothing in common with em and your only spinning your wheels trying to get it.
Yeah lets face it your chances of landing a 18 year old are slim and none...but so the fawk what. Why would you even want to just cause of some lame assed ego obsession of yours.
Your letting your ego dominate your entire life. Your ego has total control over you. Why do you think it keeps feeding you that Ogre crap about yourself...and putting you on this foolish task of bagging a young fine piece.
There is someone for everyone. If your not very attractive then so be it date a few numbers up from you. If your a 5 then go for a 7. Cause a 7 with the right make up and clothes can be a 9.
I personally do not buy into the hype some of those dating guru's put out about being short and ugly and dating models...that's a bunch of bullshyt to sell their worthless programs.
I'm done with you Ogre, your love for attention will not get any of mine anymore.
blah, blah, blah, blah , blah.Originally posted by Player_Supreme
**** try being black during the 60's 50's 40's and way back...
OK, so I'm not going to be as self effacing as you are regarding my looks - in fact, I know I'm hot. But I'll tell you one thing, it's no cakewalk for me with younger girls at all. So if I find it a pain in the arse, you are going to find it even moreso.Originally posted by ogre
thank you don juannabe & falconeye!
thank you for playing too, player_
these dating gurus sho' make a lot of dough selling me fantasies about dating the young hotties and I believed them. But it's true the young 'uns are all basically insane, selfish and stupid. I'll stop wasting my time chasing after them. No need to bruise my forehead from bangin' my head against a brick wall......
I need only remind myself of Kevin Spacey in "American Beauty".
Give me a BOriginally posted by Helter Skelter
blah, blah, blah, blah , blah.
I don't know how the mods continually allow you to bring up racial issues ALL THE TIME.
Give me a B
Give me a A
Give me a N
Sorry, I'm just dreaming I guess.
All good stuff, I would also highly recommend ditching glasses (if any are being worn). Wear contacts, or if you're brave enough, get Lasik/eye correction surgery. Glasses should only be worn by guys who have an impeccable sense of style, on the rest of us, glasses make us look dorky & nerdy.Originally posted by Tao of Steve
I would echo the advice of a previous post: If you are skinny and pot bellied - make priority # 1 changing this! Get rid of the pot, and weight train to thicken your muscles. Work on yourself! it wont take that long to improve your body - 2-3 months and you will change that.
if your body is too hairy - wax it or get the professional hair removing thing. if you are thin on the top - keep your cut ultra short, and cut it every week or two.
learn about fashion sense for a professional man in his 30's forties.
work on your posture, speaking style, voice etc.
many of the problems you listed are changeable. changing these things will improve your confidence and outllok.
with your current mindset - u will not have success.
work on yourself, and you can make signifigant changes in a matter of months. vision the man you want to be and work towards that goal.