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Was in college, had just got back in the dorms after freshman year...went from being the out of shape chunky freshman to an Adonis with 6 months of hard work starting toward the middle of the last freshman semester and over the summer...came back jacked.

The first day back, a got freshman chick on the floor above mine came by to say hi to her friend across the hall, saw me and came in to my room, introduced herself and sat on my lap and told me how she doesn't really know many people here and would love for me to show her around sometime...

I was oblivious to this and said yeah cool but never really made a move...we had a party that weekend and she came done to our room where there were about 20 other people and said she needed to go back to her room real quick to check on something and asked if I wanted to come check out her room decorations...I declined and didn't even realize she was asking me to fvck her senseless...

Needless to say my cluelessness did not get me laid with her...
 

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This thread was created just 2.5 weeks after 9/11.

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Yes. I remember how I felt after 9/11. I was a college freshman that semester.

9/11 was easier to deal with than the Great Recession or the COVID era for me.

I remember being a freshman in my dorm just before 9/11 and wondering some stuff about getting laid and discovering my first pickup articles online.
 

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Yes. I remember how I felt after 9/11. I was a college freshman that semester.

9/11 was easier to deal with than the Great Recession or the COVID era for me.

I remember being a freshman in my dorm just before 9/11 and wondering some stuff about getting laid and discovering my first pickup articles online.
I was a freshman in high school. I walked into auto mechanics class and the TV was on with an image of the first tower. The second one hadn't been hit yet.
 

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Girl tells me she got something in her eye if I could check it out, I get super close to check it out and said "Nop I don't see anything xD" and just kept walking
 

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Walked into a Target to get some clothes hangers. I walked up to a gorgeous blonde who was looking around near the front of the store and asked her if she knew where the clothes hangers were. She looked around the store with me and we flirted a little bit during the convo, then said 'you know what. I think they're on Aisle 10.'

I said 'thanks.' and walked off.

(facepalm)
 

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I was a freshman in high school. I walked into auto mechanics class and the TV was on with an image of the first tower. The second one hadn't been hit yet.
I'm glad your high school had an auto mechnaics class. More high schools need Shop type classes like that.
 

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A chick approached me at a club in Vegas and asked me to dance. Grinded face to face. We took a break from “dancing” and went to the bar area to have a drink and talk.

HB7: Are you staying at this hotel (casino)?

Mike: Yeah.

HB7: What floor are you on?

Mike: <Drunk and temporarily lost too many IQ points>

Mike: The 15th. Got a great view of the strip. Blah, blah, blah

HB7: <Got bored and walked away>
 

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I ignore every time a girl "comes on" to me because I don't care to integrate our lives together. It's extremely unlikely she'll want to just be "sex on demand" which is the only type of thing that fits into my life right now. I've turned down very many very attractive females because I don't care about relationships.
 

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A chick approached me at a club in Vegas and asked me to dance. Grinded face to face. We took a break from “dancing” and went to the bar area to have a drink and talk.

HB7: Are you staying at this hotel (casino)?

Mike: Yeah.

HB7: What floor are you on?

Mike: <Drunk and temporarily lost too many IQ points>

Mike: The 15th. Got a great view of the strip. Blah, blah, blah

HB7: <Got bored and walked away>
You're going to fault yourself by not keeping the attention of some drunk girl in Vegas? Like she's some prize or something?
 
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