Lie your a$$ off!

[wheelin&dealin]

All women are secretly turned-on by lies.

I've found nothing but success when I lie right through my teeth to women. All women enjoy being lied to. It's probably the fact that if you are gutsy enough to bullsh*t right to their face, you could be lying about other aspects of your life, which would create mystery. Even when they catch you, you can tell that they are secretly impressed that you can bullsh*t right to their face and not crack a smile. Normally you'll get a ****y comment thrown right back at you.

 

[SamePendo]

:nervous:

I want my mommy!

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by SamePendo
:nervous:

I want my mommy!

lol

Hmmm Lying you reckon? I dont know about that, I've never really needed to lie to b!tches apart from acting interested in the drivel she spews but thats a necessity more than anything.

I personally would have too much inner turmoil to lie to chicks, simply because lying takes effort and it honestly doesnt take that much effort to nail them.

Question: Do I have to think up bullsh!t to land her in my bed?

Answer: No

Question: Is she worth me racking my brains to spin a story to impress her?

Answer: No


The truth , blatant honesty and not giving a fvck whether shes impressed or not will carry a guy further than bullsh!t I think, well it does for me.

 

[MightyMate]

Yeah its true. They get mad but they enjoy it. I have no idea why it is like that but this stuf is mad true.

 

[Borgon]

So freaking true, just tell females what they want to hear and u will go a long way. 0.

 

[The Juan and only]

Hmmm, I'd say it depends on what you're lying about...certain things cross the line and no self-repecting woman would go out with you, especially if you manage to annoy her friends.

I will advocate telling obvious "white lies" just as a way of teasing her - for example lying obviously about the time of day or something like that (and when she says "no really, what's the time" refuse to give it to her....its likely she will keep asking but NEVER give in. women want to get their own way and - and at the same time THEY LOVE IT when a man takes control).

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Not intending to cause a debate on morality; the fact is that when someone lives a life of deceit, the person most negatively impacted is the deceiver. It may not be immediate, but it will be inevitable.

 

[Scrumtulescence]

I find your advice both insightful and refreshing.

 

[Kidd]

Originally posted by JC Jerkson
Kind of pathetic.

Remove the "kind of"

 

[wheelin&dealin]

I'm not talking about leading the girl on a wild frick'n goose chase about how you were a prison inmate in Argentina. I'm talking about little white lies and bullsh*t sarcasm that makes the girl wonder "Is this guy telling the truth or is he completely full of sh*t?" This keeps her on her toes, and if she doesn't get your sarcasm or catch you in your bullsh*t lies, then she's either a complete idiot... or her personality sucks.

 

[The Juan and only]

yes, your second post was much better - never allowing the girl to completely figure you out (and keeping her on her toes) is certainly a good thing...especially in the beginning.

From your first post, it sounded like you were saying guys should lie their a$$es off about everything just to bed a girl (i.e "I'm not married, honest..." which I don't agree with).

so yeah..small, white lies are fine..however, telling lies which you never want her to find out (and would devastate your game if she did) are not recommended. Actually, I sometimes like to string a girl along with a crazy, bullsh1t story and then make fun of her for being so gullible .....

 

[Boner da Stoner]

Through your teeth

Instantaneous ****y, funny, admiration when I carry the torch of truth(whatever)

I am dead honest, except when I lie, and I always tell them when I do... they are blatant lies, but well planned, and the girls LOVE to hear them.

The fact that they were outwitted, even though they knew they should be on the lookout is a shock to them... and I love do up the ampage whenever I can...

LOL convince the girl that she loves somebody at a party is REALLY funny when the other guy "says who are you!!!"

 

[Borgon]

Small lies to make the situation better wont hurt her... For example, Instead of telling a girl about your boring day, you can spice it up and tell her u went out of town or something. Add some emotional bullsh1t to it and they eat it up.

 

[MightyMate]

Nono is like. Lie to girls, and let them catch You on lies. Thats what i meant and i think author of post also.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

I'm a compulsive liar to women. Yeah, that's right. I lie, trick, and deceive women all the time.:rockon: :moon:

 

[Spirit Fingers]

Certain types of "lies" will work to create attraction. In order for it to work, the lie must not be a way of qualifying yourself, humorous or otherwise. Second, it must be completely obvious that you're lying.

Example: Let's say you work an average job somewhere.

BAD:

HB: So what do you do?
AFC: I'm an investment banker (qualifying yourself, putting work into attracting her through lying to compensate for your low value)

GOOD:

HB: So what do you do?
PUA: I'm a garbage collector (credit: Juggler. It's obvious you're lying, and you're communicating that you won't qualify yourself to her)

Of course, everything which you answer with a "lie" should be a trivial thing. Don't lie about anything truly important to the girl, because that destroys comfort and trust.

-Dan

 

[Boner da Stoner]

Of course, everything which you answer with a "lie" should be a trivial thing. Don't lie about anything truly important to the girl, because that destroys comfort and trust.

WRONG!

What is a lie other than a string of words that is contradictory to past events... what is truth, and honesty... why is a white lie different than a black one... Why are girls turned on when they themselves lie and escape?

I'm sorry fingas, but those are some dirilective opinions you just spouted.

If good and bad remarks are decendant of ****y, are qualification of self is the cause of your lies?

I lie to qualify others, I place myself as the prize and lie through my teeth to show I am not scared. you should know about not being scared So I make my own **** tests, but the lie is clearly there, I don't lie for ulterior motives, I am up front and never a scam artist, that is against my life code.

If a girl, or a guy, cannot find my lie I tell them, I was lying, and I progressively make my lies less and less abstruse, then they can clearly tell when I'm lying and it just forms into a natural part of our day, if they NEVER catch on, than I wouldn;t have known, since I'd have labelled them as next to useless at this point in my life, and as such aren't friend material.

As for serious situations... I stay clear of them, silence is a virtue when it comes to your own mistakes, bringing it to the surface in a blatant lie is no longer a lie, it is a surfacing of truth in an advanced way and IS picked up by women, I find more men to be daft compared to women.

Don't get me wrong, I do lie, if I have to. If it works and I know there is nothing except the hard evidence being brought to my attention as proof of my lie will I admit to anything, I have a clean criminal record, and my ex's have forgiven me

Ah yes, I can't forget to mention "fake it, til you make it"

 

[The Juan and only]

boner, I really don't agree with what you're saying - fingers pretty much has it nailed.

white lies in the interest of flirting. NOT big lies about issues important to the girl.

 

[Bourne]

WTF?

Great advice. ---- No wait that is a LIE.

This is pathetic advice.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

I've never needed to bold-face lie to a woman to bed her. I have however 'exhagerated' details of my truthes and found that more often than not women are all too eager to meet me half-way on them.

The truth stands, you have to float a lie.

The problem is that women rarely need to lie to a man verbally. They exhagerate in other ways with fake breasts, push up bras, high heels, dyed hair, fake nails, and flirtations that mislead men to believe their true intent, but serve to supply their constant hunger for attention. Trust me, none of them are agonizing over deceiving men in this fashion, in fact they call it 'social convention' and men "make them do it." And the more attractive a woman is, the less she needs to say.