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Just saw a 50 year old lady wearing short shorts at the supermarket

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It was close to 11pm on a Sunday night.
This is usually the slowest time to shop at the grocery store, since there's never any line. Not many people shop at this time.

As I was passing by one of the aisles, I noticed this older lady wearing short shorts with really nice looking toned legs.
Was she expecting guys to hit on her at that time in the grocery store, or was she wearing something comfortable at home and just decided to do some last minute shopping?
Was she aware of how short her shorts were?
 

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Did you notice if she had on a wedding ring? I would guess last minute shopping.

I've never grocery shopped that late on any day. I've done 8-10 PM on Saturday nights at times and that's not too busy. Maybe a few times I've done a weekday around that 8-10 PM time frame. Yes, I can imagine late Sunday night to be a dead zone. I might try grocery shopping then.

I recall reading once some PUA suggested 8-9 PM on Saturday night as a time to pick up women at the grocery store but never Sunday night that late.
 

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Think this a textbook case of paralysis by analysis
 

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so what? you find it hot or something?
 

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It was close to 11pm on a Sunday night.
This is usually the slowest time to shop at the grocery store, since there's never any line. Not many people shop at this time.

As I was passing by one of the aisles, I noticed this older lady wearing short shorts with really nice looking toned legs.
Was she expecting guys to hit on her at that time in the grocery store, or was she wearing something comfortable at home and just decided to do some last minute shopping?
Was she aware of how short her shorts were?
Go to walmart more.
 

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It was close to 11pm on a Sunday night.
This is usually the slowest time to shop at the grocery store, since there's never any line. Not many people shop at this time.

As I was passing by one of the aisles, I noticed this older lady wearing short shorts with really nice looking toned legs.
Was she expecting guys to hit on her at that time in the grocery store, or was she wearing something comfortable at home and just decided to do some last minute shopping?
Was she aware of how short her shorts were?
I have a client with a 25 yo daughter. She was in her 50's when I first met her. The two of them from the rear look like very attractive sisters. She was a ballet teacher and she loved wearing her daisy dukes. Believe me she would catch your eye when she walked by. Her legs warranted the cutoffs. Oh she knew......
 

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You only wrote this thread because you wanted to tongue her. Logically you think this is wrong as she is 50...
But you wanted to.....
Just be honest
 

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I have a client with a 25 yo daughter. She was in her 50's when I first met her. The two of them from the rear look like very attractive sisters. She was a ballet teacher and she loved wearing her daisy dukes. Believe me she would catch your eye when she walked by. Her legs warranted the cutoffs. Oh she knew......
I have found that asking an older woman if her daughter is her younger sister can result in a 1NS thank-you. :cool:
 

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It was close to 11pm on a Sunday night.
This is usually the slowest time to shop at the grocery store, since there's never any line. Not many people shop at this time.

As I was passing by one of the aisles, I noticed this older lady wearing short shorts with really nice looking toned legs.
Was she expecting guys to hit on her at that time in the grocery store, or was she wearing something comfortable at home and just decided to do some last minute shopping?
Was she aware of how short her shorts were?
Just get her talking.
If she is open to a chat she will chew your ear off.
Ask her about an ingredient location. Then drop some bait.
"I just got back in town from (place) and I wanted to try to make (dish) that had there. It was really good".

Use your imagination. If she bites then go with it. As far as the shorts? You get far enough into it use the legs and shorts to flirt with her.

If you really got balls after 5-10 mins tell her the real reason you stopped was to get a closer look at her yummy legs.
Then its game on or a blow out.
 
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