Incel zombie doll marries Rubenesque woman

[samspade]

Dispatches from the funny farm that is Western society...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...claims-life-complete-marries-zombie-doll.html

• Felicity Kadlec married her zombie doll, Kelly Rossi, on September 15, 2018
• The ceremony, which took place in Tiverton, Rhode Island, cost her $500
• Her father bought the doll for her when she was 13 years old
• Felicity's doll was purchased online on a 'creepy' doll collection website
• The Massachusetts-native claims that the zombie doll is now 37 years old
• The pair share intimate moments, according to Felicity, who says the doll is the ‘love of her life’

 

[user43770]

I wonder if he will be considered a dependent? She should go ahead and pop out a few baby zombie dolls to really reap the tax benefits!

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Everybody wants to be famous, and the bar is getting lower and lower.

Maybe I'll see if I can catch an STD from an ant hill or something.

That oughta get me famous...