If a girl says "let's just be friends"

[PuertoRican_Lover]

if a chic says, Let's just be friends" - tell her a "friend" is a "dollar in my pocket"and that she is neither currency nor can she fit in your pocket! This will dismiss such fancy notions of friendship at once!

 

[Austin Allegro]

Best just to say 'whatever' and never see her again, but if you think there may be hope, you could try 'I've got enough friends already, thanks'.

 

[Saine]

Well said GigaloDJ, I was going to say the same thing.

Also, you must be doing something wrong if you land in the friend zone.