I don't suggest this

[wt_firefighter]

I went out last night with a couple friends to the bars. I was already wasted before we got there. I went sarging and bumped into this girls chair. Later on I saw her at the bar getting a drink so I went and talked to her. She asked me to buy her a drink and I said if you come back to my table I might consider it. She said that she was on a girls night out. I had noticed when I bumbed into her chair she was with a group of women that we young and old like forty's or fifty's. Anyway I said that she should stop hanging around fifty year olds and come to my table. She got mad and said it was her friends mom. Then she stormed off.
Later on in the night I got called in idiot and I also stepped on about two or three girl's feet.
So lesson learned is that I have no game when i'm drunk, but I enjoyed myself and met a friend I hadn't seen in a couple of years.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

The key is not getting wasted. Just get a good buzz going.

 

[Alphamale1821]

Your not the only one who loses thier game when they get to hammered. Simply learn to control your limits. IF you can handle a good drunkness then do that if not just stick with a buzz.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Booze = DJ Killer!

 

[r0cky]

When a girl asks me for a beer I ask "Do you know why they call it beer?"
Her "no, why?"
"I'm just wondering"
This gets them laughing and I go into another topic. . .

 

[Kid Style]

Instead of getting drunk on beer, I would prefer a signature drink that you should take your time and enjoy. This will minimize you getting drunk while getting and maintaining a good buzz. Next time, instead of ordering a Bud Light, Jack and Coke, gin and tonic, try a White Russian (vodka, Kahlua, cream) or Sidecar (brandy or cognac, Cointreau or triple sec, lime or lemon juice). Make sure when you choose a signature drink, it is something that almost all bartenders know how to make.

Also try something that is difficult to take at first, then grow gradually desensitized to it. That way when somebody else takes a sip and winces, just take a big swig, stare at him/her and ask, "What's wrong? Can't handle it, pu$$y?"

Last weekend I was at a wedding with an open bar :crazy: and sat at a table full of people my age I didn't know. I socialized with everyone while adding a little humor here and there. Everyone at the table of 8 were couples (I was sitting with my younger sister), but that didn't stop me from carrying on continuous conversations and asking to dance, ect. Anyways, while everyone was drinking beer, I kept ordering a White Russian. On my third one, one of the girls at the table was wondering what I had and I told her. Then suggested that she should order it next time, and she did. She drunk it in less than 2 minutes and said she loved it...I told her next time she should enjoy it instead of taking it like a shot, but nonetheless got the trick of a signature drink done. Anyways, that's my 0.02

 

[Rhoto]

Scotch on the rocks.

I prefer Black Label, affordable, good taste and clean finish.

If thats too strong for you, Kettle Tonic or Gin Tonic work as well.

Avoid blended drinks and beers. A quality drink has no more than 3 ingredients.

 

[wt_firefighter]

Getting a signature drink is a good idea, I just don't know of any ones that I may like. A while ago I tried looking for a website that had a list of drinks and what they consisted of but I couldn't find any.

 

[decadentdestruction]

amarreto sour... tastes good ,classy...
or disarono on the rocks

taste: sweet , and girls remember the commercial lol...

 

[MooseGod]

I prefer the Blacktooth Grins myself...Seagrams 7 and Coke.

 

[wt_firefighter]

Has anyone tried a acapulco twister I heard they were alright and I like tabascoo sauce.