Good advice!

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Hello all guys both younger and older......I'm quite new to this forum.....I just kind of stumbled across it but find it very interesting.......Some of the posts are really sad so I figured I'd chime in with a few "tips" of my own and maybe help some of you fellows out........I'm 44, happily married for 14 years, no affairs, but lord knows I could've had more than my share......I'm fairly good looking (got better looking with age) have put on a few extra lbs. (Hell, who doesn't?) and have started sprouting a few gray hairs (makes me look distinguished!)........I'm here to tell you that I NEVER PICKED UP A WOMAN IN MY LIFE! They always picked me up, and they will you too, if you just follow some simple advice.......
1. Make yourself as visually appealing as possible.......stay very clean.....have good teeth......if your teeth are bad, get 'em fixed.......if your fat, then lose the weight.......get a decent haircut and keep yourself groomed to the max.......if you wear glasses, then consider contacts......if you hate contacts then ask A GIRL that works at the eye place to help you pick what looks best on you......wear nice looking casual clothes.......go to the mall and find A GIRL working in the clothing store to help you select a wardrobe (they love doing this)
2. Get off your ass and go to places where girls are WORKING......could be anywhere......store clerks, waitresses, tellers at banks......wherever......make sure they see you......then go back! Often! The more they see you the more they feel they can trust you (Face it, there are some real loonies out there) and the more they'll get interested........Forget about working up the courage to approach some babe you've never or will probably never see again....most people don't really care to hear from total strangers.......go for the ladies that WORK in these places, you are much more likely to see them again......
3. If you see someone you'd like to get to know better, make sure she takes notice of you........keep it simple, just look at her and with a smile say "Hi"....then go on about your buisness.......be coy, glance at her again and see if she's sneaking looks at you.....if so, this is a good sign! When you leave, say "So long" cheerfully and plan on going back.......
4. When you return sometime, take notice of her reaction to seeing you.......if she seems pleased to see you, then go to the next step...(NOTICE: Not all women will think you're very interesting, they'll think you're like a shrub, ok, but nothing to get excited about)
5. Introduce yourself......Tell them; "It's never easy to introduce myself to strangers, especially when I find them as attractive as you, but may I try?" The rest is up to you......Sometimes they're not available, sometimes just not interested, but if you followed my earlier steps you really shouldn't have too much trouble knowing who is glad to see you and who couldn't care less......If you get turned away, take it with dignity and humor.....say "I had to try"......Don't let them insult or berate you.....If you hear "Get lost jerk" then say casually "I guess that rules out the ******* I was hoping to get"
6. Learn how to kiss......women adore good kissers.....remember what I said about good teeth.......
7. Watch James Bond flicks!!!! He is the master!!!
8. Stop falling in love at first sight and being carried away....women detect this, it scares them and makes them think you're a creep!
9. Make them laugh.......THE # 1 SIGN THAT A WOMAN LIKES YOU IS WHEN SHE LAUGHS AT THE THINGS YOU SAY!!!!! The woman you can make laugh will do anything for you....Women who never laugh should be avoided like pissed-off rattlesnakes.......
10. Trust your instincts, if you think she likes you, she probably does........act as if she does, be confident, and the good ones will come around!
Good luck!!!
 

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Webster

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Good post. I wish it wasn't one block so it'd be easier to read, but it's a good post and good advice.

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"Look at all those stupid, stupid, self-conscious people..." -- John Tomac

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"9. Make them laugh.......THE # 1 SIGN THAT A WOMAN LIKES YOU IS WHEN SHE LAUGHS AT THE THINGS YOU SAY!!!!! The woman you can make laugh will do anything for you....Women who never laugh should be avoided like pissed-off rattlesnakes......."

This can't be stressed enough. Many men may think that being macho is avante garde with women. No so!

There is not a single woman that I know that wouldn't take a sense of humor and wit over Mr. Macho. After all, who doesn't like to laugh?


"10. Trust your instincts, if you think she likes you, she probably does........act as if she does, be confident, and the good ones will come around!"

Can't add anything to this statement...it speaks for itself, and is very accurate.
 

Young Juan

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"7. Watch James Bond flicks!!!! He is the master!!!"


I agree 100%, Bond is THE MAN!!!!!


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"Hesitation is like masturbation: in the end your only screwing yourself"
 
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Indeed. James Bond is the male equivalent of a gorgeous sorority babe in a tight skirt. Every woman and her mother tries to seduce him.

By the way, Young Juan (d**n! sorry
), have I told you how much I love your signature?

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DonJoey

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Originally posted by ChrisFl:
Guys, James Bond is also fictional.
Blah blah blah bla (covering my ears)
Its not true. DOnt say stuff like that. Next thing you know you'll say the Tooth Fairy doesnt exist!
And that porn isnt real.....

Well I'll speak for all the James Bond wannabes when I say - we know he isnt real as a person, but his persona is real and its something we'd all wanna be.
Sean Connery still gets laid because women see him as the real James Bond, guys still admire him as he was the greatest James Bond. We all wanna be that type of guy, and Bond...James Bond fits the mold for what we all wanna be.
Cool, calm and collective - heck, I even had a photo taken of myself on a cruiser (at a wedding reception) posing as James Bond complete with martini in hand.
Think like Bond...you become Bond.
No-one blasphemes against my hero!
 
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