Girl threw condom in my car

[CoRVeTTe6699]

i was sitting in my car in the school parking lot and a group of girls walked by my car.(i knew a couple..never talked to them THAT much)

they all walked by then one came back and threw a wrapped condom in my car and she said "incase u ever need it." it all happened really fast i didnt get to say anything...

i never really talked to this girl before but she was in one of my classes last year...

what should i do?

 

[blienk]

Tomorrow at school bend her over a desk, pull on the condom, and ram her up the ass. Don't worry about "sexual assault" or anything silly like that. This is clearly the message she was trying to send to you.






Or maybe you just shouldn't worry about every irrelevant meaningless thing a girl does to you.

 

[Capi Crimini]

lol @ blienk

 

[Ak89]

that would be some funny **** if u did wat blienk said

lol

 

[CoRVeTTe6699]

lol

 

[Vincent]

Go get a diaphram, when you see her next, give it to her. say "Prevent stupid children, use protection." that might get an interesting reaction

 

[Evil-Rom]

Originally posted by CoRVeTTe6699
what should i do?

Read the bible.

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

Or maybe you just shouldn't worry about every irrelevant meaningless thing a girl does to you.

 

[Omega]

Originally posted by Vincent
Go get a diaphram, when you see her next, give it to her. say "Prevent stupid children, use protection." that might get an interesting reaction

Lol, or if he even just said "incase you need it". That'd be HILLARIOUS.

 

[Porky]

Doctors have to measure out diaphragms for each woman personally. I don't think he could even get one from a doctor since they only custom make them...or he could offer himself up for measurements.

 

[Lopez]

next time you see her ask her to bend over

 

[Gus]

I would have thrown it back to her and said, "Nah, you need it more than I do."

 

[downfallofdisbelief]

hahahahhah. This whole topic is so rediculous. heheeh.

 

[DJ Alejandro]

sorry, my girls like the banana flavor.

 

[Hot Ice]

Originally posted by derEikopf
I would have thrown it back to her and said, "Nah, you need it more than I do."

To show that you ain't getting any???



Seeesh! Thanks for reminding a thing to add to my shopping list btw.

 

[dawg89]

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
what should i do?
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Read the bible.


do u noe how much i hate it when someone says that there isnt a topic there thats says what to do if a girl throws a condom in your car

 

[SnatchJP]

Originally posted by DJ Alejandro
sorry, my girls like the banana flavor.

BINGO! I love it!!!!

Seriously though, they probably just found the thing somwhere and were wlaking around wondering what the heck to do with it. They saw you and sudden inspiration came to mind. If there was anything personal about it, it was postive; take it as a compliment. (They probably thought you were cute or something.)

 

[yellowspeed]

Put some white colored lotion in it and toss it in her lap in class the next day, then tell her; thought you might want this back, thanks for the loan.

Might get suspended but believe me, it'll be well worth it.

 

[DJ Alejandro]

hey, come to think of it, maybe you have the rep that you're getting any. or you might have gotten with one of her friends in her social circles. take it as a compliment. either way,

CONGRATULATIONS!!! you just gained a condom!

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

Put some white colored lotion in it and toss it in her lap in class the next day, then tell her; thought you might want this back, thanks for the loan.

ROTFLMAO!

Fvcking hilarious.