Giant teddy bear for single women to snuggle with, pffff hahahaha

[Pedrito0906]

Now this is another level of attention seeking.

 

[Dr.Suave]

Sounds like a joke but I guess its a real thing now.

 

[tanchinos]

Well I have a 20 inch high Scooby Doo on my bed, fair dos

 

[pipeman84]

I look at it differently...that teddy bear doesn't have a dyck
I'd much rather get together with a girl who used that for when she was feeling lonely than a girl who jumps from one mediocre RL to another just so she doesn't sleep in an empty bed.

 

[Mike32ct]

The bear's got height, hair (fur) and at least broad shoulders. Needs $ and maybe hunter eyes to complete the package.

 

[EyeBRollin]

Lol. Weird.

 

[shwami_salami]

The bear's got height, hair (fur) and at least broad shoulders. Needs $ and maybe hunter eyes to complete the package.

uhh I cant quite tell if ur being serious or not

 

[Mike32ct]

uhh I cant quite tell if ur being serious or not

I was joking.

 

[shwami_salami]

I was joking.

ohhh oke haha,

 

[AureliusMaximus]

Now this is another level of attention seeking.

Its over for the FurryCells.

 

[AureliusMaximus]

I look at it differently...that teddy bear doesn't have a dyck
I'd much rather get together with a girl who used that for when she was feeling lonely than a girl who jumps from one mediocre RL to another just so she doesn't sleep in an empty bed.

Well this teddy bear does have a dyck and even smokes it...

 

[shwami_salami]

oke i read the article, the bear only weights 7 lbs so its not even weighted or anything.
Puffy is “a very personal product invented by an ordinary woman who is afraid of being alone,” the company said. “We women are often left alone for various reasons,” the company says. “Sometimes it’s a personal choice, bad luck or fate, but we all need someone’s presence or a hug, especially at night before falling asleep or on the couch in front of the TV.

my thoughts: pfftt, loll. so it isnt even a weighted bear or anything.so basically a stuffed animul.but hey ik "professional cudding" is a real career now look it up

 

[LTG71]

My question is, does it get morning wood?

 

[Pedrito0906]

My question is, does it get morning wood?

With a little bit of exogenous Testosterone and... Bob's your uncle

 

[SW15]

The bear's got height, hair (fur) and at least broad shoulders. Needs $ and maybe hunter eyes to complete the package.

Height, hair. and money is often the answer. The only workaround to this I see are men who are broke, have many tattoos, and give off the vibe of a criminal.

 

[lgbs2004]

Height, hair. and money is often the answer. The only workaround to this I see are men who are broke, have many tattoos, and give off the vibe of a criminal, snorts coke and beat her up

I completed the sentence for you in bold

 

[corrector]

 

[AureliusMaximus]

 

[AureliusMaximus]

Or...
Hold my bear?

 

[AureliusMaximus]

I somehow regretted that I clicked the play button...

WTF did I just see/hear mate?