I was having a chat with a girl I dated the other day about FMBS (f-cuk me boots) and short skirts.
I told her that some of the girls where I work like to put on hooker boots for the office. Sometimes they even wear leather mini skirts. Yes I know, it can be distracting at times. I then told her that these women are provoking the men there. It is the female version of sexual harassment. I wasn't saying that it's a problem or anything. I'm was just stating the facts.
Then when I called them FMBs she didn't know what I was talking about. After I explained what FMB ment she called me a pig!
I then had to explain to her that it is infact the girls at work that call them FMBs. They even come into my office and ask me if I like their FMBs. You can bet that I do nothing but encourage them.
anyway, this girl started to tell me that she likes to wear hooker boots because it is in style. She even told me that she wears them to the office too. But then she tried to tell me that she doesn't wear them to provoke men.
I tried my best to get her to admit that clothing like that only serves one purpose (to provoke men) and that is why hookers wear them.
Then out of no place she acused me of being full of myself for thinking that these girls where wearing their FMBs and short mini skirts just for me.
I then made myself clear and told her that they are provoking all the men in general. After that she huffed and puffed and took off.
anyway, I'm not sure what to make of this chick. First she called me a pig, then she qualifies herself, and then runs away with her anit slut defence.
I told her that some of the girls where I work like to put on hooker boots for the office. Sometimes they even wear leather mini skirts. Yes I know, it can be distracting at times. I then told her that these women are provoking the men there. It is the female version of sexual harassment. I wasn't saying that it's a problem or anything. I'm was just stating the facts.
Then when I called them FMBs she didn't know what I was talking about. After I explained what FMB ment she called me a pig!
I then had to explain to her that it is infact the girls at work that call them FMBs. They even come into my office and ask me if I like their FMBs. You can bet that I do nothing but encourage them.
anyway, this girl started to tell me that she likes to wear hooker boots because it is in style. She even told me that she wears them to the office too. But then she tried to tell me that she doesn't wear them to provoke men.
I tried my best to get her to admit that clothing like that only serves one purpose (to provoke men) and that is why hookers wear them.
Then out of no place she acused me of being full of myself for thinking that these girls where wearing their FMBs and short mini skirts just for me.
I then made myself clear and told her that they are provoking all the men in general. After that she huffed and puffed and took off.
anyway, I'm not sure what to make of this chick. First she called me a pig, then she qualifies herself, and then runs away with her anit slut defence.
