Hey everybody,
Never done one of these before, but unlike in high school, I actually feel that since I'm in a new environment I can learn some things by doing them. And I'm gonna talk about meeting new guys as well as new girls right now, cause that's important too.
So I get down here and get moved in. Meet my roommate. Nice kid. Cool kid. We bull**** for a while, I decide to walk around and scope out the girls and the campus. Not too impressed with the girls around my dorm. Come back inside, go in the lobby, see 3 guys sitting near each other. I go over and introduce myself. We hit it off.
So we all head over to the union to check out this "late nighter" thing that was going on. It's like laser tag, dancing, bowling, pool, and some other good ****, all free. When we get there, the one kid Jim breaks off from us, so it's me Trevor and Dan. I suggest we pick up some girls. They agree:
Attempted Pick-up 1 (****ing *****
):
We see this group of 7 or 8 pretty good looking girls approaching the Union. I walk over there, say introduce myself to the one that's in the front of the pack. She coldly says "Hi." and speeds up. lol. then Dan and Trevor were like "Daaaaaaaaaaaamn! that's a burn man" and I'm like "yeah I know, that's just ****in mean" we all have a good laugh. the rest of the girls in that group laugh at our antics.
Pick-up 2: (The money shot)
So right after that *****, we go and stand by the steps and just bs and look around. So I spot three girls walking up. A HB9 and two HB7s. I don't consult the guys and just walk over there and I'm like "hi I'm Mike." Shake the hands. Get the names. A little small talk about how they're freshmen and we are and they're all roommates. (about this time the guys come over). Then I'm like "Well, I know we just met, so this might be a little forward, but... would you guys like to join us for laser tag" Y'know, it sorta was supposed to seem like I was asking them to come back to the room or something, but I didn't. I dunno. Seems lame now, but they seemed to get it. Smiles all around. And they agreed to, so it's all good.
So we go inside and get in the line for laser tag. The line lasts about an hour. This was the hardest part of the ****ing night. We hadda keep these girls talking and interest the whole time. This is where you could tell me and Trevor had game. He's from downstate Illinois, the girls were loving his little accent.
So we play laser tag, it's fun. We walk around the Union a lil bit after that. I suggest we bowl. But the HB9 has something wrong with her wrist and can't bowl, so that doesn't happen. We go outside and run this obstacle course. I race one of the HB7s.
After this, we walk around for a while. Then the one girl's like "what can we do?" Trevor says we could play cards. The girls are like "Let's play cards in our room."
So right then I'm like "cha-ching"
So we walk back to their dorm. It's one of those private dorms. ****ing amazing. It was like being in Saved by the Bell the College Years, or something. Just huge. So we all go in there and play cards. Here we run into a lil problem. Not only do the girls not know how to play cards at all, but these turned out to not be naked cards. We hinted a little at it, but I didn't wanna come out and say it just because the 9 seemed a lil reserved. So we played like 3 or 4 games of cards. Then I get bored. Cause it's obvious no ***** is gonna come out of this, today at least. So I was just gonna try to get the numbers and split. So I ask the guys if they wanna head out, they say yeah. Then the girls are like "Do you want our numbers so we can see you again?" Score. We get the digits, and we don't even have to ask.
Aftermath:
So we decide that we're gonna go back to the Union and pick up more girls cause it's only like 11:30. On the way back, I run into a bunch of people I know from home. Get numbers. We'll go out later this week. We go back to the Union, nothin too good there anymore. So we walk back to the dorm (what a long ****ing walk!), and then go up to the one kid's room and hang out. We met these two other kids, well, I meet, the other guys knew them cause they all live on the same floor. They got back from a few parties, told some stories. We all told party and ***** stories from back home. Then some how me and the one kid I just met (who's a total pimp), and I get into a challenge to see who can beat who in MVP Baseball. We go down to my room to play. I lose 5-4 because of some sloppy fielding in the first inning. It's about 2 now, those guys head back to their rooms, and I get some sleep.
Overall, a pretty good day. I meet five guys who seem right now like they're gonna be buddies, I get along with my roommate, and I meet 3 hot babes. Now, yeah, I was in their room and nothing happened, but ****, still a good time.
Now, a question. So I'm gonna call the HB9 later this week. So I wanna go for the action date. But the only action dates I can think of right now are bowling and pool. She physically can't bowl. I've never played pool. So I'm sorta thinking those two just won't work. Does anybody have any ideas for some college action dates? Cause I sure don't.
Leave criticism/comments on the night too if you want.
Cheers,
--Mike
Never done one of these before, but unlike in high school, I actually feel that since I'm in a new environment I can learn some things by doing them. And I'm gonna talk about meeting new guys as well as new girls right now, cause that's important too.
So I get down here and get moved in. Meet my roommate. Nice kid. Cool kid. We bull**** for a while, I decide to walk around and scope out the girls and the campus. Not too impressed with the girls around my dorm. Come back inside, go in the lobby, see 3 guys sitting near each other. I go over and introduce myself. We hit it off.
So we all head over to the union to check out this "late nighter" thing that was going on. It's like laser tag, dancing, bowling, pool, and some other good ****, all free. When we get there, the one kid Jim breaks off from us, so it's me Trevor and Dan. I suggest we pick up some girls. They agree:
Attempted Pick-up 1 (****ing *****
):We see this group of 7 or 8 pretty good looking girls approaching the Union. I walk over there, say introduce myself to the one that's in the front of the pack. She coldly says "Hi." and speeds up. lol. then Dan and Trevor were like "Daaaaaaaaaaaamn! that's a burn man" and I'm like "yeah I know, that's just ****in mean" we all have a good laugh. the rest of the girls in that group laugh at our antics.
Pick-up 2: (The money shot)
So right after that *****, we go and stand by the steps and just bs and look around. So I spot three girls walking up. A HB9 and two HB7s. I don't consult the guys and just walk over there and I'm like "hi I'm Mike." Shake the hands. Get the names. A little small talk about how they're freshmen and we are and they're all roommates. (about this time the guys come over). Then I'm like "Well, I know we just met, so this might be a little forward, but... would you guys like to join us for laser tag" Y'know, it sorta was supposed to seem like I was asking them to come back to the room or something, but I didn't. I dunno. Seems lame now, but they seemed to get it. Smiles all around. And they agreed to, so it's all good.
So we go inside and get in the line for laser tag. The line lasts about an hour. This was the hardest part of the ****ing night. We hadda keep these girls talking and interest the whole time. This is where you could tell me and Trevor had game. He's from downstate Illinois, the girls were loving his little accent.
So we play laser tag, it's fun. We walk around the Union a lil bit after that. I suggest we bowl. But the HB9 has something wrong with her wrist and can't bowl, so that doesn't happen. We go outside and run this obstacle course. I race one of the HB7s.
After this, we walk around for a while. Then the one girl's like "what can we do?" Trevor says we could play cards. The girls are like "Let's play cards in our room."
So right then I'm like "cha-ching"
So we walk back to their dorm. It's one of those private dorms. ****ing amazing. It was like being in Saved by the Bell the College Years, or something. Just huge. So we all go in there and play cards. Here we run into a lil problem. Not only do the girls not know how to play cards at all, but these turned out to not be naked cards. We hinted a little at it, but I didn't wanna come out and say it just because the 9 seemed a lil reserved. So we played like 3 or 4 games of cards. Then I get bored. Cause it's obvious no ***** is gonna come out of this, today at least. So I was just gonna try to get the numbers and split. So I ask the guys if they wanna head out, they say yeah. Then the girls are like "Do you want our numbers so we can see you again?" Score. We get the digits, and we don't even have to ask.
Aftermath:
So we decide that we're gonna go back to the Union and pick up more girls cause it's only like 11:30. On the way back, I run into a bunch of people I know from home. Get numbers. We'll go out later this week. We go back to the Union, nothin too good there anymore. So we walk back to the dorm (what a long ****ing walk!), and then go up to the one kid's room and hang out. We met these two other kids, well, I meet, the other guys knew them cause they all live on the same floor. They got back from a few parties, told some stories. We all told party and ***** stories from back home. Then some how me and the one kid I just met (who's a total pimp), and I get into a challenge to see who can beat who in MVP Baseball. We go down to my room to play. I lose 5-4 because of some sloppy fielding in the first inning. It's about 2 now, those guys head back to their rooms, and I get some sleep.
Overall, a pretty good day. I meet five guys who seem right now like they're gonna be buddies, I get along with my roommate, and I meet 3 hot babes. Now, yeah, I was in their room and nothing happened, but ****, still a good time.
Now, a question. So I'm gonna call the HB9 later this week. So I wanna go for the action date. But the only action dates I can think of right now are bowling and pool. She physically can't bowl. I've never played pool. So I'm sorta thinking those two just won't work. Does anybody have any ideas for some college action dates? Cause I sure don't.
Leave criticism/comments on the night too if you want.
Cheers,
--Mike
