Dream Team: YO Fingers! READ THIS NOW IF YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO MACK HARDER

[DaKingCob]

Dream Team: Props to Fingers! READ THIS NOW IF YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO MACK HARDER

IT WAS ALL A DREAM...the POWER of Silence

This night was the best ever. I can honestly say I am not a good looking guy. Well I am. I have amazing eyes and if i were a girl id rate myself a 6.9, honestly (although in my mind im a 10). Thats decent but not enough to make the hunnies come.

But tonight was the ****. Everything came together. It was one of those nights, you know?

I ate a little mushrooms which i dont recommend if you are tryin to mack girls unless you are as slick as me...but thats another story.

Its Halloween. Err it was 3 hours ago. The night starts off with me and my friend workin on our costumes. I wore my dreadlock hat, he was cheech and my boy TK (a rapper) was Chong. I talked to this 11 who is a friend of a friend. There was a bag of apples and I was just like, "yo, whose apples?" It was that easy to get a conversation started....we talked for a bit and I chatted up her friend who was about an 8.5 as well! 5 minutes later we walked a couple minutes to a party at a town house. I showed up with 2 banging-ass (8.5 and a 11) hoz and my boy cheech. And a chick who was less hot. Anywayz, I talked to my friend Jenna there danced for a minutes, she was a (9) I been workin on for a while, takin it slow as not to **** it up!! Which made me look like a very respectable dude...You know?

Anywayz, we hit another party and I took Mr Fingers advice, "talk to everyone." I went tup to all the hot girls, asking them "what are you!?" since its Halloween. Good times. So we hit this other party and this 9.7 comes out of NOWHERE and asks me to help her find her friend. Im like, "aight [ho] what are you gonna give me if i help you?" and shes like "my friends are very pretty and hot" and Im like, oh really? and look her up and down then look away. So we look around and her friend’s weren’t on that floor so im like aight lets go upstairs. Not there. Im like aight lets go upstairs to the next floor

It was boarded up and they obviously weren’t up there but it doesn’t matter. I made a scene anyways and was like this girl wants me to take her upstairs...HAH! a 9.7!

So we find her friends in the next room and I meet them, one is an 8 and I could have hit it most likely, but I decided I was gonna stay on point with this 9.7 instead! Of couse, I still flirted with that 8 and all, but I held back, remembering that Im looking for a long term relationship, not a one night stand/blow job. I wanna loose my virginity to a bangin hot chick who is smart. So im sittin next to that chick and talkin to her and all these dumbass guys walk over and try to mack her but they all talk with such high voices, talking about random bull****. They didnt just shut up and make eye contact, let her talk and not loose sight of the outcome. They are so dumb. All you have to do is Mr. Finger's exercises to see that your voice tone will change and people will start to listen to you! Even hot chicks will listen! yes, its true!

Me and this 9.7 go downstairs and dance a little, not too close cuz Im not gonna fizuck this up, you know?

This chick thought she was ALLLLLL that, sayin like, Im not that easy. Give me money! and you should date my FRIEND! Walking away and tryin to straight up P L A Y ME. Each time I shrugged it off and let her know that I wasnt phased, turning it around like SHHHE WAS TRYIN TO PICK UP MMMMMMMEEEEEEE. We had a little kiss or two. God she was hot.

So we go back upstairs and im sittin next to this ho, the 9.7. I learn that shes still in high school, a senior, Im a freshman in college. Not only is she mad hot but shes also smart as heck, I learn she applied to all these good schools like Tulane. I learn from her friend that shes loaded too, her father has a mad cool job. She tells me how she has a car and lives 15 minutes away. This 9.7 is tellin me this!!!

All of sudden this hansom dude (a 10 but im not gay) comes over to her and I get worried for one second, then I thought like, HELLZ NO FOO! Tryin to fight me for her?

Aight, the fight is on!

He talks to her about some random BS, i dont know and I just laughed and looked at her. He made her laugh a time or two and she was DEFINETLY into him, but I was going to fight! I touch his arm and say something to the chick and then I overhear that this joke is 21! (Remember this chick is only in high school). He sticks around for a minute talking to her (or trying to) as I take her hand which was behind her back. This dude who was tryin to mack her sits in a different seat a couple feet away. YOU LOOSE FUUCKFACE!!!!!!!

He didnt disarm me. Its a real fight for the fine vaginas these days, just like in nature. Its like survival of the fittest!

I spilled a little bear on the 9.7’s shoes and she walks away and says she hates me or something as a test. I don’t fall for it. Im just like LOL.

Of course she comes right back a few minutes later and says shes sorry for getting mad at me!

People would come around, I'd chat em up see where they are from, you know. Always gotta keep on meeting people. The 9.7 has to go outside to talk to her friend and leaves me with her friend who is a 5. LOL!

I say to the 5 lets go outside i gotta piss and I go outside and piss and then walk up to this 9.7, dont say anything. Silence. I ask one of her friends which of her friends goes to school here at my college? None of them did. But the point is i kept talking to new people, especially her friends. So she says shes about to leave and I look her deep in the eyes. She looks deep in mine. The chemical that goes through your body when you look someone in the eyes can feel like ecstasy. I never tried the drug ecstasy, I keep it organic, know what im sayin?

Anyways, Im like lemme see your car? Shes like "no" or something but I forgot what happened next. Me and this chick walk over towards her car and shes like "Your never gonna see me again" and Im like, "oh really why not?" and shes like, because i live in rochester (15 minutes away) and Im like "but you have a Toyota!" and she smiles. Eye contact.

Again this 9.7 starts tellin me shes high maintenance or some BS. Im like “hah.” She even dares to ask me something to the effect of "why would i ever want to see you again" and I say "because you don’t even know me" and we have a little intimate kiss. I should have pulled back on that kiss and not let her pull back first, GOD DAMN IT YO! Well I learned from it though, right?

So i got her # for another night but its all good, you know? We made eye contact again, deep. And I say, "it was nice meeting you" in a mad low voice tone, sexy as hell.

Walk away.

Go inside and theres the 11 from earlier and shes being hit on by dudes left and right. The 11 from the first party I went to who is a mutual friend. She and her friend, another semi-friend of mine were about to leave and I left with em. These 5 dudes are behind us walking home and Im like, keep walking girls cuz they are horny hoz. I got them to admit it too, well actualy they just came out and said they were horny (this 11 and a 6)!

Now this 11 is cracking up because something i said was so damn hilarious. She bends over on the floor in a little ball, like shes a little baby or something, wanting to be dominated. Im like what the fizuck are you doing? These 10 dudes catch up with us and turns out they know each other a little. One dude (maybe by accident or maybe hes just a loser) walks into her and knocks over this 11! Im like "watch where you walk!" in a reallllllly mad, powerful tone like im bout to start a fight. As the tension builds in silence and they start to say some stuff like wanting to start to fight me and beat the **** out of me which they easily could have. So i say "its all good" and break the tension. This girl thinks im tryin to suck up to her now so i gotta diss her so she doesnt think im tryin to defend her in a fight although i was, really. I forgot what I said to retaliate but you get what im sayin, word?

Now we start walking, i enjoying the ecstacy of silence when I am talking to an 11.

Oh yeah. I get her to spill her guts, talkin bout how her parents are divorced and stuff, bad idea. She told me some deep feelings she was having on life I guess but she didnt make much eye contact too much. I think I talked a little too much about her and not me, but its still all good. I shouldn’t have talked about something depressing with her like a divorce or kinda boring stuff like what our parents jobs are! Oh well, i got mad rapport from it.

She is very strong willed and amazingly hot.

We walk back to her building and a couple of my boys were standing there and i say wudup and she was so fast that by the time I slap my friend 5 shes sayin goodnight and goin in her building. its all good though i got mad amounts of rapport with this 11 now for future "usage"

I go inside my building with a couple friends who are also chasin woman and I talk to an 8.5 that I been eyein since I met at a party once. She was on her way to wash her feet at 2 am on halloween. perfect material to comment on. Funny and makes her look WEIRD.

Now shes like come up later to my floor to chill...good stuff.

I sit down in the hallway with my neighbor and this 9 I know from a class im in and an 8 and her friend. The 8 was dressed as lil kim and had all this brown paint on her so I was like, you could use a shower? Shes like yeah!

 

[DaKingCob]

Continued...

10 minutes later she goes to shower. Ill talk to her in the future if shes lucky. The 9 goes to hook up with my neighbor and I go upstairs to that 8.5 whose chillin with this 10 and some random people.

I forgot to mention that earlier when the 8.5 was gonna wash her feet I talked to this here 10. I was like, wow how LONG does it take your friend to wash her feet? Shes like half an hour and Im like, whoa THATS LONG and shes like just kidding...blah blah. Anyways I chilled with those 2 chicks later that night and showed mad value. The ten was like yeah you prolly tried mad drugs tryin to diss me and Im like no your right because I lied! I dont only smoke weed, I lied, I eat mushrooms too. This dude starts talkin bout how his friend had some weird stuff happen on fungus. Im like i never had that happen but i talked to god a few times. "you know? me and god are TIGHT!"

These girls LOVE it.

They ask me if I have a girlfiend and I say, “after tonight there are 2 girls who I might start to date” they ask me about these chicks (social proofin) then say “which one are you gonna choose?” and i reply “whichever shows me a better time, obviously”

I keep sayin like im bout to go to sleep but i dont actually get up and leave, this makes people want to talk to me more and turns to convo into my court because the chicks ask me questions. Now the 10 is like im bout to go to sleep and slowly walks to go to sleep, I should have left at that point and macked her. Instead I asked her what her name was AGAIN and shes like "it doesnt matter" and she leaves and I laugh.
5 minutes later the 8.5 and me and my friend walk downstairs and I should have made a move at that point, say something like "i need somewhere to sleep cuz my roomate is having sex with some girl" but instead I said "PEACE!"

Now, I didnt get any harcore lovin tonight. But I applied what I learned from mr fingers and life in general, from my past, and I realized that everyone wants one thing now:

to feel good.

I thought about life, what I wanna do with mine, how i could go about doin it and I learned maaaaad amounts. I also met some amazing people. Got 2 phone numbers and talked to mad hot chicks. I didnt let anything phase me. I kept feeling good which I intend to do from now on. No more jerking off. I need my sexual energy to mack these hoz and Im gonna loose my virginity soon, i know it.

I just cant let myself forget to remember, write this down and save it, memorize it, make it hard wired into my brain somehow, meditate on it:
1. we were never meant to be part of the future, all we have is now
-flaming lips
2. LOVE IS ALWAYS CHANGING so dont be attached to a chick
3. we can perceive these events that occur in our lives for what
they really are, rather than simply reacting to them as we think we should
4. there are 2 kinds of people, those who are lazy and fearful and those who relax and follow their dreams
5. Triangular Gazing
6. when you are talking to her have wild fantasies about her
7. Balance and attitude is everything! Be a curious mix of POWER and GENTLE-ness
8. Give em a slice of cake and get em hooked, but NEVER give em the WHOLE cake
9. BE HAPPY, Have FUN and REMEMBER to feel the ecstasy of your heart beating or breathing or you talking and eye contact

but don't take anybody's shít!!!! (when she tries to break you down defend yourself.)
:/!
10. take you/her time, slow down and just breathe
11. THE POWER OF SILENCE...is good!!!!!!!!!!!
12. There are more important things to think about in life than whether a girl likes you or not.
13. real LOVE does not = attachment. it is an INTERplay between the 2 people so give her the gift of missing you
14.
A) Progress always involves risk: you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first
B) Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow
C) You never really lose until you stop trying
15. if i die tomorrow will i be grateful for what i have done with my day/life?
16. There is no difference between dreams and waking life. (by the way waking life is a damn good movie check that out yo)
17. COMEDY, keep laughing no matter WHAT!!!
18. NOTHING MATTERS we could all die right now from a comet hitting the earth or an explosion in the sun, who ****en knows?
19. only matters = my own hapPenis right now and at all times forever and ever im like "**** the world"
20. keep your eye on organic objects, dont worry about other things
21. energy absorption - the world is made up of positive energy, hot chicks have more positive energy than anything else. Think of world as energy. Marijuana give you a lot of positive energy if you meditate while stoned, mushrooms too but BE CAREFUL!.
22. A man thinks, he is FREE!
23. WAAAAAKE UP!!!
24. We must come without precondition, without expectation because that would already attempt to limit our relationship partner, God, and thus create an I-It moment rather than an I-thou moment according to a certain philosopher. Meeting people is true living and this is how you can find god: All real living is meeting.
25. You need to look into peoples eyes with your heart.
26. rapport = having a mutual especially a private understanding
27. "It takes a lifetime to learn how to be able to hold your own ground, to go out to the others, to be open to them without losing your ground. And to hold your ground without shutting others out." because "to fight is to defend" - the flaming lips
28. The teacher is life, actual living relationships, according to this philosopher named Buber. Also, e stated that the essence of religious life is not the affirmation of religious beliefs but rather the way one meets the challenges of existence.
29. all real living is meeting!
30. "You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face" -Eleanor Roosevelt
31. "sweetie, your paying for dinner, right?"
Women avoid, men confront.
32. Only the loving find love. And they never have to seek for it.
33. I have run out of ways to fail; now I can only succeed
give em enough to always make em hungry for more.
34. Too much attention---bad, no attention---bad, a little attention---very good
35. Life's a joke... take it too seriously, AND THE JOKES ON YOU, stupid FOOL!
36. I just have so much to share that sometimes I am just too much for certain people. Now I try to listen more and when I do speak, I make sure it is either very profound/relevant or FUNNY.
37. until something happens there is no point in worrying about it
-my friend
38. In this great future you cant forget your past
- bob marley
39. its all CONNECTEd, its all 1
-me
40. you cant be afraid of change
-me
41. people think love is an emotion, love is good sense
-ken kesey
42-44
-proof is in the pudding
-once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-grateful dead
watch a movie in the Jacuzzi smoke L's while ya do me
-biggy smalls
45. Only 2 things exist; fear and love. fear can stop your love, love can stop your fear. remove fear from your life, dont even think about it.
"the conscious mind is the office boy; the subconscious is the CEO."
46. For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path that may have heart. There I travel, and the only worthwhile challenge is to traverse its full length. And there I travel looking, looking, breathlessly.
-Don Juan
"Thought is the blossom; language the bud; action the fruit behind it."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Under pressure......eggs crack and coal makes diamonds. The same can be said for people"

First of all, slowwwwww down there, Speedy. By maintaining a relaxed deliberate pace, you create a subtle sense of confidence and peace about you which you completely internalize and radiate onto others. React calmly to everything around you. Don't whip your head around or dart your eyes to absorb your scenario. Turn slowly and dont let your body transmit messages of shock or fear. Act like you are GOD and the world is all yours and its all good. Carry yourself with respect/pride and people will assume you are a king amongst men. From this moment forward, I want you to move through life with grace and finesse. Treat every movement you make as if it is choreographed. You'd be amazed how your spirits change for the better when you dance through life!

Make everyday count my friend and don't live with regrets. Let your limited time inspire you to action. This is YOUR day, your moment to shine! Carpe Diem!
-fingers

"Knowing is not enough. You must APPLY"
"Willing is not enough. You must DO"

The Human Body Is A Fragile Thing, But The Human Soul Can NEVER BE BROKE

Life is lost in dreaming, and dreaming is lost in becoming

I didn’t get past first base tonight, but you know what? Its all good because I could have, but my standards are too high. I met mad chicks and didn’t make any stupid moves, I learned from my experience and showed mad amounts of value.

Im going to loose my virginity soon, I Know i am.

And in the end, the love you give is equal to the love you take.
Peace to Mr Fingers and all the people who are ridin' this mo fizucker till the wheels fall off.

"No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness."

In the abundance of water, only the fool is thirsty"
-Rat Race by Bob Marley

.........................................Baby, we ridin'..........................Keep dreamin yo, lucid styleeveryone wants one thing now: everyone wants one thing now: everyone wants one thing now:

 

[wolfie]

and Fingers could learn what from reading this?

 

[Krassus]

I read the first post, and that was enough. Listen, i don't mean to be a d1ck, but high school's over. You're in college now. It's time to stop speaking like a 14-year-old.

With that said, you seemed to have handled most of 9.7's sh1t tests pretty well, up until the end, where you tripped. You shouldn't have followed her outside. Check this out. When you spilled beer on her shoes and she came back to you, she was clearly interested, but when you met her outside, she no longer was. What was the one thing that happened inbetween that changed how she felt towards you?

You following her. You should have continued talking to new people back inside and she would have returned to you, and your night would have ended differently. But you demonstrated a need for her, and boom, she caught you. And then just to double-check, she asked you why she would even want to see you again. Any guy she'd want to date would have laughed at her face, turned around, and walked away (which would have immediately resulted in her running after him, saying how sorry she is, and giving him her home phone, cell phone and email address ). But you actually bothered replying to that obnoxious sh1t. Trust me, before walking away from her, my exact reply woulda been 'hah, and just when i was starting to get interested, you had to go and say something like that'.

Anyway, you live you learn, right? With girls as hot as that, you gotta neg-hit and act like they mean nothing to you. Because the moment you show interest, they put you in the same category as all the supplicating AFCs, and poof, you're gone!

 

[MVPlaya]

Hey, you had a fun night, but seriously, WHAT THE HELL COULD FINGERS LEARN FROM YOUR POST? Seriously, even though you didn't let too much phase you, you made some bad errors, FIngers, on the other hand, is on the same level as Pook and won't be needing any advice from us new guys any time soon. Well, nice caption though, made me interested, although I was wondering what arrogant son of a b!tch would write a caption like that.

 

[DaKingCob]

yeah true. I wrote that **** last night at like 5 am. but its all good. Thanks for the advice, i worded the title wrong and I didnt mean to offend anyone or teach fingers anything but its all good now.

I just wanted to say props to fingers for writing that ****, and i wanted to write my experience so yall can learn from it.

Its all good!

 

[HappyHobo]

What the FvCK!

This is one of the sh!ttiest posts i have read.
It may not be the sh!ttiest but its up there.

First off all it was fvcking draggin and drawn-out as hell it to the uptmost point that when you kept reading you either got bored...
got the idea that this guy was an afc
or got so annoyed by this guys tone and diction that you would sock him in the mouth just to shut him up.
THere is a high school forum on here too, that is whereyou and all the other 14 year olds need to be.

This post sucked beyond belief... the girls dont seem interested in you at all by the comments they give you but you play it off as you have them right where you want them...

THere is not a single girl that can be fvcking 11..
the scale point is from 1-10... 11 is not apart of it if you know your order of numbers... Not even a single girl can be a 10 because no girl is perfect, they all have flaws of some sort.

And how you said you got that 10 guy who was hitting on the 9.7 to split... all you did was grab her hand that was behind her...
HOW THE FVCK is that supposed to win a girl over at all... or having any affect in making the 10 guy bail...

The 50 tip list at the end is so hilariously stupid...
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAAHAHA
HAHAHHAAH
HAHHAH

Okay i think ive gotten ahold of myself.

HAHAHAHHA
HAHAHA
HAHA

okay maybe it was just that hilariously stupid.

Alot of people on here need to grow some balls.... but man you need to grow a brain. Please do us all a favor and never post anything on this site again until you have growed a brain.

 

[DaKingCob]

maybe you just a dumbass

The only reason I shared my experience with this forum was so I'd remember that night and so people could learn how I used mr fingers wonderful teachings.

Over 200 people viewed my post and im sure some people learned from my experience.

So if you dont have something constructive to say SHUT THE **** UP and get out of here you ****en peice of ****.

 

[Postal_Priest]

Good post, your attitude is good. However, how the **** do people remember their nights so clearly?

How much shrooms did you eat?

 

[Lionheart]

A good post.

Plenty to learn from and plenty to work on.

The only problem I have is that your occasional lapses into ghetto speak and total disregard for grammar makes it a little hard to take you seriously.

A forum is a medium that is all about the word, it's difficult to 'feel' a story, if the person writing it has a little trouble expressing himself or deviates from writing clearly.

All in all though - well done.
You obviously have some game, and things sound good with that 9.5

Lionheart.

 

[DaKingCob]

I didnt eat much mushrooms, just a gram or so of good ones.

Sorry about writing unclearly, I wrote this at 5 am so I was a little out of it. Im glad i wrote it or I would have forgot mad amounts of what happened. I called that 9.7 yesterday and we talked for a good 20 minutes. I asked her to help me, teach my physics since shes in ap physics and she says she "loves" it while i have a c- in my physics class, PERFECT!

We gonna get together and work on physics whenever i want and she wants to chill fri or sat'd so its alllll good.

As for that 9 she wants to play me in ping pong.

I havent seen the 11 in a while, but I feel like I should stop by and say wdup tommorrow, but im not going to go out of my way to chill with her. Her friend, a 9, was feelin me this weekend too...Ill try to end up chillin with them this weekend.

Also this 10, i forgot her name and asked her it 3 times already, I dont know what to do! LOL ****!

One more chick, this 8.5 is mad cool she has such a pretty face and she likes good music so ill stop by her room and say wudup when i feel like it maybe see if she wants to see a concert.

So many girls, so little time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!