Do You Want A Bigger Trouser Snake?

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I get that question every day. Differently worded, mostly. And either with a woman in a white coat or an intimate couple cavorting in dark bedrooms.

Maybe it's because I research the manosphere and hang out in strange corners of the internet that I get thise ads.
Either that or they have a surplus of material they want to get rid off.

Actually, I like the size of my trouser snake, because it fits most women like a steel fist in an angry velvet glove.

Glad I got this out of my mind and into yours. Have a good one.

Oh.

Before I forget, here's some clickbait.

 

[behimo]

I think you got the right size if you stick it all the way in and they squirm and undulate, anything more is for show n tel

 

[Chowda]

 

[stringpuller]

If you have to choose I side to stuff it when you get dressed your doing ok

 

[9-3enthusiast]

I think you got the right size if you stick it all the way in and they squirm and undulate, anything more is for show n tel

If you can hit her cervix, you have enough...
There's a couple of spots up there ('AFE' and 'O' spots) in front and behind her cervical opening - If you can reliably get to those, you're golden in her eyes.
There was this one woman was only 4'11" - I had to be careful in several positions or she would complain it hurt.